Worst Reasons for a 3-Day Weekend
In honor of our upcoming 3-day weekend, how about something to keep people busy (I’m looking at you, Rich/Ass Penny) while we all take a break from coming up with new posts?
Worst reasons/holidays to celebrate with a 3-day weekend.
I’ll start:
The invention of the 8-track tape.
July 3, 2008
Categories: Tards . . Author: wiserbud
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Popeil’s Pocket Fisherman.
Piece of garbage AND sounds like a euphemism for pocket pool.
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When the anesthesia wears off halfway through.
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PJ discovered the new milk jugs
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NiceDeb found her bathtub full of milk chocolate cheetos
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THE NEW PHONE BOOKS ARE HERE! THE NEW PHONE BOOKS ARE HERE!
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Wiserbud traded some frequent flier miles for a DVD of the New York Giants finest moments
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Finally getting that junk out of my bellybutton.
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Getting my brand new bellybutton pierced.
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Getting a new tattoo around my new bellybutton
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PA getting her first brazilian wax
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Wiserbud finally learned to use the big boy potty
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NiceDeb actually shared her Cheetos with others
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Rosetta finally losing enough weight to fit into the “husky” sized pants
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My wife left me for another woman day. (courtesty of WP)
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BLT Monday (also courtesy of WP)
but he clarifies that it’s actually a good reason to have a holiday and that it should be held monthly
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Freshly Shorn Scrotum Day
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The End of Parole Day
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Acquittal of the Triple Murder Charges Day
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You know, it’s scary when that comes from a lawyer. just sayin
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Dungeon Grand Opening Weekend
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The last of the case of Olympia day
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The Pabst Blue Ribbon Truck Broke Down In Front of the Trailer Day
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National Wire Recorder Day
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Beta Max Celebration Day
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Bring back TG&Y day!
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National Hairy Back Day
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Los Alamos Security Procedures Day
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Chevy Vega Appreciation Day
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Toenail Clipping Collection Day
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Michigan State University MENSA Members Day
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Creamed Pickled Hering Day
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Toenail fungus day
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ManBearPig Manicure Day
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Mesa’s “Gladiator Movie” Marathon Weekend
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The annual changing of the dryer softener sheets in PJM’s flip-flops.
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Magical Mystery Man Grooming Day
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The annual changing of the dryer softener sheets in PJM’s flip-flops.
hey! the ants don’t bother me with those in my flip-flops!
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Annual PJM “gets” the joke day!
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The 125th Annual Head Cheese Parade and Celebration
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The State Department Patriotism Celebration Day
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The New York Times Patriotism Celebration Day*
*blatantly stolen from BIW
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The Democratic Party Energy Policy Day
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Lightning strikes MCPO whlie playing golf day.
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Oh that just sounded too mean. I’m sorry MCPO
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Remorse Suffering Day
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The John Belushi Drug Awareness Day
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PMS is over day.
wait, that’s a good thing nevermind
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Meth Addicts for World Peace and Tranquility Day
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Elephantitis Sufferers Pride Day
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MCPO’s Crispy Golfer Day!
See, PJM. . . now it doesn’t sound so cruel.
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Rosetta sees his feet day
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Cranky finds an free Ammo Coupon in the local paper Day
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PA Grandkids Make Cupcakes Day!
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Mental Illness Sufferers Firearm Appreciation Weekend: Who’s Acting Crazy Now, Biotch???
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Wiserbud Meets a Fabulous Guy Day
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Come Before You Go: The Parardoxical Time Travellers Weekend
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The Frejole Methane Producers Free Gas Day
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The Blue Oyster’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Weekend
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I would venture that Musli has never seen “Police Academy”
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Raoul Castro Mustache Trimming Day
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“Do you mean “The Blue Öyster Cult”?”
No. The Blue Oyster was the gay biker bar in the Police Academy movies. I remember this because Rosetta and mesa were extras in a few of the scenes and the horrific possibilites that came to mind seared the visual in my memory forever.
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ALex Rodriguez cuckolded by Lenny Kravitz Day
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Kare-kare Completes the Obstacle Course Day
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I said, “No ketchup on my Quarter Pounder,bitch!” Day
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National Hourly Room Rental Day
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Gordon Sumner Renames Himself Sting Day
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The International Verb Declension Society Day
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Keith Richards Wake Up without a Hangover Day
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Fried Pickle Day
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The Street Wristwatch Vendor Appreciation Day, sponsored by Folex
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Hubcab History Day
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Here you go, Musli:
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The White Star Line Launches Another Ocean Liner Day
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Commodore VIC 20 Day
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