Worst Reasons For A 3-Day Weekend

Worst Reasons for a 3-Day Weekend

In honor of our upcoming 3-day weekend, how about something to keep people busy (I’m looking at you, Rich/Ass Penny) while we all take a break from coming up with new posts?

Worst reasons/holidays to celebrate with a 3-day weekend.

I’ll start:

The invention of the 8-track tape.

July 3, 2008
Categories: Tards . . Author: wiserbud

132 Comments

  1. Comment by wiserbud on July 3, 2008 12:31 am

    Paris Hilton’s latest clean bill of health from her gynecologist

  2. Comment by wiserbud on July 3, 2008 12:34 am

    PJMomma has another kid

  3. Comment by LickyLicky on July 3, 2008 12:35 am

    Popeil’s Pocket Fisherman.

    Piece of garbage AND sounds like a euphemism for pocket pool.

  4. Comment by wiserbud on July 3, 2008 12:39 am

    Hitler’s Bar Mitzvah

  5. Comment by xbradtc on July 3, 2008 1:31 am

    FINALLY getting that huge zit on your back popped.

  6. Comment by LickyLicky on July 3, 2008 7:33 am

    When the anesthesia wears off halfway through.

  7. Comment by PattyAnn on July 3, 2008 7:39 am

    Valu-Rite’s on sale

  8. Comment by PattyAnn on July 3, 2008 7:52 am

    Rosetta bought a new ottoman

  9. Comment by PattyAnn on July 3, 2008 7:57 am

    PJ discovered the new milk jugs

  10. Comment by PattyAnn on July 3, 2008 7:58 am

    Mesa started smoking road kill

  11. Comment by PattyAnn on July 3, 2008 8:01 am

    Wiserbud traded some frequent flier miles for a DVD of the New York Giants finest moments

  12. Comment by PattyAnn on July 3, 2008 8:04 am

    NiceDeb found her bathtub full of milk chocolate cheetos

  13. Comment by PattyAnn on July 3, 2008 8:05 am

    Wickedpinto decided to not blog a little longer

  14. Comment by Navin Johnson on July 3, 2008 9:09 am

    THE NEW PHONE BOOKS ARE HERE! THE NEW PHONE BOOKS ARE HERE!

  15. Comment by PattyAnn on July 3, 2008 9:12 am

    Hahahaha, Navin. Good one.

  16. Comment by pajama momma on July 3, 2008 9:29 am

    Wiserbud traded some frequent flier miles for a DVD of the New York Giants finest moments

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  17. Comment by pajama momma on July 3, 2008 9:30 am

    Finally getting that junk out of my bellybutton.

  18. Comment by pajama momma on July 3, 2008 9:40 am

    Getting my brand new bellybutton pierced.

  19. Comment by wiserbud on July 3, 2008 9:45 am

    upgrading to Vista

  20. Comment by PattyAnn on July 3, 2008 9:45 am

    ^ you might as well get a tattoo, too

  21. Comment by Rich on July 3, 2008 9:57 am

    Free of Syphallis Day

  22. Comment by pajama momma on July 3, 2008 9:58 am

    Getting a new tattoo around my new bellybutton

  23. Comment by Pupster on July 3, 2008 9:58 am

    National Man-scaping Day

  24. Comment by pajama momma on July 3, 2008 10:00 am

    PA getting her first brazilian wax

  25. Comment by Rich on July 3, 2008 10:05 am

    Barakmas

  26. Comment by Rich on July 3, 2008 10:05 am

    St Obama Day

  27. Comment by Rich on July 3, 2008 10:05 am

    Dependence Day

  28. Comment by PattyAnn on July 3, 2008 10:06 am

    first brazilian wax? haha, I told you I was old.

  29. Comment by Rich on July 3, 2008 10:08 am

    Running with Scissors Day

  30. Comment by Rich on July 3, 2008 10:09 am

    Slitting your wristmas

  31. Comment by Rich on July 3, 2008 10:11 am

    Memory Hole Day

  32. Comment by Rich on July 3, 2008 10:11 am

    Columbo Day

  33. Comment by Rich on July 3, 2008 10:12 am

    Nude Queers Day

  34. Comment by Rich on July 3, 2008 10:12 am

    Slave Labor Day

  35. Comment by pajama momma on July 3, 2008 10:14 am

    Wiserbud finally learned to use the big boy potty

  36. Comment by pajama momma on July 3, 2008 10:16 am

    NiceDeb actually shared her Cheetos with others

  37. Comment by PattyAnn on July 3, 2008 10:17 am

    Rosetta wants to ditch the blog and go out of town

  38. Comment by Rich on July 3, 2008 10:18 am

    Rosetta’s Hair Transplant Day

  39. Comment by Rich on July 3, 2008 10:18 am

    Butt Munching with Mesa Day

  40. Comment by Rich on July 3, 2008 10:21 am

    Pajama Momma’s Bloody Stent Removal Day

  41. Comment by Rich on July 3, 2008 10:22 am

    First Date with Musli

  42. Comment by Rich on July 3, 2008 10:23 am

    All Taints Day

  43. Comment by Rich on July 3, 2008 10:25 am

    Communist Farm Labor Organizer Day

  44. Comment by Rich on July 3, 2008 10:27 am

    The 4th of January

  45. Comment by Rich on July 3, 2008 10:28 am

    God Damn America Day

  46. Comment by wiserbud on July 3, 2008 10:28 am

    My Avatars Birthday

  47. Comment by wiserbud on July 3, 2008 10:29 am

    Fag Day

  48. Comment by Rich on July 3, 2008 10:31 am

    Having a family reunion this weekend at my house

  49. Comment by pajama momma on July 3, 2008 10:33 am

    Rosetta finally losing enough weight to fit into the “husky” sized pants

  50. Comment by Rich on July 3, 2008 10:34 am

    Turning off the internets

  51. Comment by mesablue on July 3, 2008 11:23 am

    Vegan Day

  52. Comment by pajama momma on July 3, 2008 11:24 am

    Female Hairy Armpit Day

    Patchouli Day

  53. Comment by wiserbud on July 3, 2008 11:38 am

    Starting a new pad

  54. Comment by xbradtc on July 3, 2008 11:44 am

    Getting out on bail after that last 3-day weekend bender.

  55. Comment by mesablue on July 3, 2008 12:04 pm

    Dumpster Muffin Day

  56. Comment by wiserbud on July 3, 2008 12:07 pm

    It’s FiAF!!

  57. Comment by wiserbud on July 3, 2008 12:13 pm

    Mesa gets a new girlfriend!

    Actually, that’s a pretty damn good reason.

  59. Comment by pajama momma on July 3, 2008 12:38 pm

    My wife left me for another woman day. (courtesty of WP)

  60. Comment by pajama momma on July 3, 2008 12:39 pm

    BLT Monday (also courtesy of WP)

    but he clarifies that it’s actually a good reason to have a holiday and that it should be held monthly

  61. Freshly Shorn Scrotum Day

  62. Comment by wiserbud on July 3, 2008 2:09 pm

    The Giants Win Super Bowl XLII!!

    Ahh, who am I kidding? I’m still celebrating that!

  63. Comment by Pupster on July 3, 2008 2:18 pm

    3 Martini Lunch Day

  64. The End of Parole Day

  65. Acquittal of the Triple Murder Charges Day

  66. Comment by pajama momma on July 3, 2008 2:29 pm

    You know, it’s scary when that comes from a lawyer. just sayin

  67. Comment by Buffalo Bill on July 3, 2008 3:05 pm

    Dungeon Grand Opening Weekend

  68. The last of the case of Olympia day

  69. The Pabst Blue Ribbon Truck Broke Down In Front of the Trailer Day

  70. National Wire Recorder Day

  71. Beta Max Celebration Day

  72. Comment by wiserbud on July 3, 2008 4:27 pm

    National Wire Recorder Day

    Heh. I have a wire recorder. Wonder if it’s worth anything?

  73. Comment by pajama momma on July 3, 2008 4:29 pm

    Bring back TG&Y day!

  74. National Hairy Back Day

  75. Los Alamos Security Procedures Day

  76. Chevy Vega Appreciation Day

  77. Toenail Clipping Collection Day

  78. Michigan State University MENSA Members Day

  79. Creamed Pickled Hering Day

  80. Comment by wiserbud on July 3, 2008 4:48 pm

    Ipecac Day

  81. Comment by wiserbud on July 3, 2008 4:51 pm

    Sex Change Sunday

  82. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 3, 2008 5:19 pm

    Toenail fungus day

  83. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 3, 2008 5:19 pm

    ManBearPig Manicure Day

  84. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 3, 2008 5:20 pm

    Mesa’s “Gladiator Movie” Marathon Weekend

  85. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 3, 2008 5:21 pm

    The annual changing of the dryer softener sheets in PJM’s flip-flops.

  86. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 3, 2008 5:22 pm

    Magical Mystery Man Grooming Day

  87. Comment by pajama momma on July 3, 2008 5:25 pm

    The annual changing of the dryer softener sheets in PJM’s flip-flops.

    hey! the ants don’t bother me with those in my flip-flops!

  88. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 3, 2008 5:26 pm

    Annual PJM “gets” the joke day!

  89. The 125th Annual Head Cheese Parade and Celebration

  90. The State Department Patriotism Celebration Day

  91. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 3, 2008 5:30 pm

    The New York Times Patriotism Celebration Day*

    *blatantly stolen from BIW

  92. The Democratic Party Energy Policy Day

  93. Comment by pajama momma on July 3, 2008 5:48 pm

    Lightning strikes MCPO whlie playing golf day.

  94. Comment by pajama momma on July 3, 2008 5:51 pm

    Oh that just sounded too mean. I’m sorry MCPO

  95. Comment by Dave in Texas on July 3, 2008 5:58 pm

    Remorse Suffering Day

  96. The John Belushi Drug Awareness Day

  97. Comment by pajama momma on July 3, 2008 6:00 pm

    PMS is over day.

    wait, that’s a good thing nevermind

  98. Meth Addicts for World Peace and Tranquility Day

  99. Elephantitis Sufferers Pride Day

  100. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 3, 2008 6:10 pm

    MCPO’s Crispy Golfer Day!

    See, PJM. . . now it doesn’t sound so cruel.

  101. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 3, 2008 6:11 pm

    Rosetta sees his feet day

  102. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 3, 2008 6:12 pm

    Cranky finds an free Ammo Coupon in the local paper Day

  103. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 3, 2008 6:14 pm

    PA Grandkids Make Cupcakes Day!

  104. Mental Illness Sufferers Firearm Appreciation Weekend: Who’s Acting Crazy Now, Biotch???

  105. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 3, 2008 6:17 pm

    Wiserbud Meets a Fabulous Guy Day

  106. Come Before You Go: The Parardoxical Time Travellers Weekend

  107. The Frejole Methane Producers Free Gas Day

  108. The Blue Oyster’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Weekend

  109. Comment by Muslihoon on July 3, 2008 7:00 pm

    Do you mean “The Blue Öyster Cult”?

    International and Worldwide English Grammar Pedants Celebratory Day.

    The next weekend being: Worlds’ Free the Apostrophe’s From Grammar Nazi’s Day.

  110. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 3, 2008 7:21 pm

    I would venture that Musli has never seen “Police Academy”

  111. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 3, 2008 7:23 pm

    Raoul Castro Mustache Trimming Day

  112. “Do you mean “The Blue Öyster Cult”?”

    No. The Blue Oyster was the gay biker bar in the Police Academy movies. I remember this because Rosetta and mesa were extras in a few of the scenes and the horrific possibilites that came to mind seared the visual in my memory forever.

  113. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 3, 2008 7:23 pm

    ALex Rodriguez cuckolded by Lenny Kravitz Day

  114. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 3, 2008 7:24 pm

    Kare-kare Completes the Obstacle Course Day

  115. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 3, 2008 7:26 pm

    I said, “No ketchup on my Quarter Pounder,bitch!” Day

  116. National Hourly Room Rental Day

  117. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 3, 2008 7:27 pm

    Gordon Sumner Renames Himself Sting Day

  118. The International Verb Declension Society Day

  119. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 3, 2008 7:28 pm

    Keith Richards Wake Up without a Hangover Day

  120. Fried Pickle Day

  121. The Street Wristwatch Vendor Appreciation Day, sponsored by Folex

  122. Hubcab History Day

  123. Comment by xbradtc on July 3, 2008 7:32 pm

    International Flatulence Appreciation Day

  124. Comment by cranky on July 3, 2008 7:32 pm

    Cranky finds an free Ammo Coupon in the local paper Day

    I bought all the newspapers in the machine. What was that about Mental Illness Sufferers Firearm Appreciation Weekend? Let’s keep that bit on the down low, okay?

  125. Comment by xbradtc on July 3, 2008 7:32 pm

    National Mantcuary Day

  126. Comment by xbradtc on July 3, 2008 7:33 pm

    Texas Hobo BBQ Cookoff

  128. The White Star Line Launches Another Ocean Liner Day

  129. Commodore VIC 20 Day

  130. Comment by xbradtc on July 3, 2008 7:45 pm

    BIW,
    Isn’t that the same weekend as the “Deck Chair Rearranging Finals?”

  131. Comment by xbradtc on July 3, 2008 7:46 pm

    The “YouTube video of me vomiting on my shoes reached a million hits” Day

  132. Comment by Muslihoon on July 3, 2008 8:51 pm

    International Day for the Clueless.

    Oh, wait, that’s everyday for me.

    Thanks, guys!

July 3, 2008
Categories: Uncategorized . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: Comments Off on Worst Reasons For A 3-Day Weekend