MMM: Day 1 ABB*

*After Breaking Bad

I feel as though I’ve lost a good friend. I pretty much don’t need TV service anymore, at least until the next season of Mountain Men. I want to like Walking Dead, but it’s butt-ass boring so much of the time. And there are no hawt chicks on it. At least they finally killed off Andrea (ugh, worthless), but still, I just can’t muster any enthusiasm.

In other news, the FedGov might shut down tomorrow, which is the same as the end of the world, except it happened a half-dozen times in the late 70’s (I’m sure there are no parallels to today) and once in the mid-90’s (again, nothing about this situation is similar at all, right?), and the world is still here. This time, however, I’m sure it’s unprecedented or something. And rayciss.

Allright, everyone maudlin? Good. Let’s celebrate something the bastards still haven’t destroyed.

Like cults.

Sunday Happy Fun Luck Post

Good morning and welcome to Sunday. Please form a line to the left of the man with the bullwhips. Thank you.

Friends, it is that time of year again. Crisp cool mornings, the crackle of foliage underfoot, and colorful autumn harvests displayed on porches.

Some of these will make good pie.

This will not make a good pie

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I have to leave soon and go enjoy the American Dream, but you can consider this a placeholder poat until something better comes along.

Cyn = ‘something better’

*Pupster poated this for Laura*

I shouldn’t poat before coffee

Good morning.  Let’s see what’s in the potent poatables folder for today.

From a band memes page:

Big Boob Friday

Hello racissis. This is going to be a pretty disappointing post, because well, you should kind of expect it at this point. Life is disappointing, and even though this may sound ridiculous, boobs can also be a bit disappointing.

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I wrote this song for this post. Duh.

Today’s model hails from the British Isles and is currently 23 years old. After holding out for many, many days, she decided that clothed modeling just wasn’t for her. First it was nekkid modeling, and then after 45 minutes she was licking fish and chips…. the road less taken. Please give a tepid, albeit plus sized, welcome to Demi Scott!!111!!!!!!!!11

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Well Okay Then

HHD

Very Tricky

M M M Ocho Nueve

Well, today is day one of a world after Dexter, so writing the poats will at least be easier after tonight, but I have one less reason to go on with my life.

Kidding. I actually just have one less reason to pay for cable TV.

My first TV was black and white.

Sunday BOOP!

High Society Saturday

Carin’s having a good time in Florida, reporting on how the upper crust live.  Just draw the line at bad cosmetic surgery, mmkay?  (I was going to link to an article about John Kerry’s Botox and Restylane, but who really wants to click on that?)

Let’s see what I have in the funneh folder for today.