David Brooks is the Sandwich Artist of Virtue Signaling

From the NYTimes, so don’t click.

Recently I took a friend with only a high school degree to lunch. Insensitively, I led her into a gourmet sandwich shop. Suddenly I saw her face freeze up as she was confronted with sandwiches named “Padrino” and “Pomodoro” and ingredients like soppressata, capicollo and a striata baguette. I quickly asked her if she wanted to go somewhere else and she anxiously nodded yes and we ate Mexican.

American upper-middle-class culture (where the opportunities are) is now laced with cultural signifiers that are completely illegible unless you happen to have grown up in this class. They play on the normal human fear of humiliation and exclusion. Their chief message is, “You are not welcome here.”

–David Brooks

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Duct Wire

Let’s take a look at what Monika Grzymala has been unwinding.

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What would you buy with the Powerball jackpot?

We’ve all dreamed about it. What would you do if you had Fuck You Money? Would you invest it prudently? Start the business you’ve always dreamed about? Pay Obama to take a vow of silence for the rest of his term? No, we all know what you’d do with the money:
 

 
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A poat which explores the Duality of Man™

What do you do with a problem like this?
 
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I guess you’d have to go for some kind of Social Justice Rock Paper Scissors game. We could call it Rock Privilege Scissors.
 
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Topical poat

The following images are for topical use only.
 
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Bonus music that just about everyone here will hate!!!
 
I’ve probably seen this band live more times than any other act, and they kick ass. Talk amongst yourselves in the comments about who opened for them back in ’99.
 

Big Repeat Boob Friday

Hello body surfers and Leon, and welcome to the no-extra-points addition of Big Boob Friday.

Mrs. Buffalone has an AP on her phone called Spottify, and she’s been going crazy making play lists and downloading songs. I’m not sure if the AP is worth a monthly fee, or where she got today’s selection, but I dig it baby, yeah.

 

 

We are going to re-visit one of my BBF favorites, since I’ve been having so much trouble finding new talent I’m not sleeping well at night.

Your model for today was born in Columbia, South Carolina on January 23rd, 1992. At 5’1″ and 105 pounds, she measures 32-27-35 and wears a sporty GG cup which I’m guessing stands for great god almighty look at those things. Please stop thinking only of your own pleasure long enough to welcome again, Miss Tessa Fowler!

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No it’s not

Some bullshit while we wait for trannies to show up or whatever

This gets an “F” for f-fort. There’s probably an F Troop joke in there somewhere, but only MCPO and Hotspur would get it, so…yeah.
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