Sunday Evening Amusement

I saw this last night on the twitter feed for a liberal blogger I like to spar with:

There is a deep moral divide between the left & right. Shows blatantly & painfully in #HCR debate.

Let’s call it a brain teaser.  What’s wrong with this tweet?

Pitchers and Catchers

Oh calm down, you homophobic, racist mouth-breathers. This is a post about baseball.

Spring training‘s been underway for a month, and the first games are this week. You lucky Hostages in Arizona and Florida can go sit out in the sun, drink a beer, eat some nuts and/or a dog and participate in the Great American Pastime while we in colder climes watch our snow melt and stick pins in our voodoo dolls of you.

Now, to get the 2010 baseball season started, I’ll throw out the first pitch: The Yankees can lick my sweaty taint! STFU, wiserbud!

Steeee-rike one!

Cactus League (Arizona)
Arizona Diamondbacks
Chicago Cubs
Chicago White Sox
Cincinnati Reds
Cleveland Indians
Colorado Rockies
Kansas City Royals
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
Los Angeles Dodgers
Milwaukee Brewers
Oakland Athletics
San Diego Padres
San Francisco Giants
Seattle Mariners
Texas Rangers

Grapefruit League (Florida)
Atlanta Braves
Baltimore Orioles
Boston Red Sox
Detroit Tigers
Florida Marlins
Houston Astros
Minnesota Twins
New York Mets
New York Yankees
Philadelphia Phillies
Pittsburgh Pirates
St. Louis Cardinals
Tampa Bay Rays
Toronto Blue Jays
Washington Nationals

It Was Either This or Another Chapter of My Novel…

And no, I didn’t really care of more of the novel being torn up for cheap entertainment.  That should be reserved for important things…Like Barack Hussein Obama’s speeches on why all insurance isn’t equal.

Saturday Morning Cartoon – Applecore

Chip ‘n Dale stick it to the duck in this classic cartoon from 1952.

Just barely BBF™

Just to get this thing started…

On this day, February 26th, 1848, Marx & Engels publish “Communist Manifesto”.

Singer Michael Bolton is 57 today. Gawd that’s old.

And in 1985, this little ditty won a Grammy Award.

And here’s your model today…I don’t know her name or her measurements, but I really liked her sweater.

Happy Friday Bewb Lovers!

The Biggest Boobs Out There

Organizing for America _ On The Air (.pdf for the coming memory-hole)

http://radio.barackobama.com/

I think it would be a real tragedy if “real Americans” emailed them with our experiences of disgust and revulsion at their hamhanded attempts to engage in astroturfing into the one medium they do not have domination in.  Tell ’em that capitalism still isn’t dead and if they want to buy ads, then they can buy ads, like everyone else.  I’m sure if they’re willing to pay the price, Rush will sell them the commerical.  Glenn Beck did it with GE.

If we all tell a friend, and we do it the “Chicago Way” (Everyone gets as many votes as they want), then maybe they’ll stop trying this nonsense…

Hostages go Green!

We get Hate Mail around here. I mean a lot of Hate Mail. And if Cuffy is hanging out, well, I just won’t go there. Most of it if from Douche Bag Leftists ( Is that redundant?) complaining that we Hate Gaiaia or, or what ever her name is. Well, we here at the Hostages are very concerned about the Environment.  This is why we would rather Kill a Hippie than Bathe One.   Our R&D Department is Proud to showcase one of our Pioneering Efforts that became a major success story. Recycling Miss Tattooed Intellectual’s Bra’s. This took some doing. ( We wore out four Forklifts, and sent seven UPS Drivers into early retirement.)  When the Bra was fully  deployed, they would take a 1500 pound 280 MPH Dragster backwards. We had to cut down the surface area some, otherwise the boys couldn’t complete their Quarter Mile Run.The finished results are below.   So Suck On That “Barry”…..

Please feel to Fold, Spindle, Mutilate, Etc. Etc. Etc…..

It’s Short, It Won’t Kill You To Watch It

Be warned, there’s one “F” bomb that gets dropped in case your boss don’t like that kinda schtuff.

Remember when watching sports was fun?

Yeah, watching football can be fun.  Watching baseball is fun now and again, especially when the New York Yankees beat the miserable Anybodys to win the World Series. 

But who remembers when watching sports on Saturday afternoon was really, really cool? 

HHD NASCAR EDITION

Carl Edwards and his abs (he’s my favorite driver and by driver I mean driver, you filthy animals):

Of course, a ginger for Carin, Mr. Dale Earnhardt, Jr.: