Valentine’s Day: Menace Or Foe?

Here it is ladies and gentleman, a corporate holiday based on religious tradition where we’re encouraged to buy lots of shit to express our love for that special somebody.

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Hello, and welcome to Big Bubonalgia Friday.

 

bubonalgia – painful inflammation of the groin

 

 

 

Your model for today was born in Brazil May 18th, 1990.  She stands 5′ 9″, 34-29-34 and 128 lbs.  Please speak up and say ” Eu quero comprar uma casa para você ” to Miss Isabela Soncini!

 

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Hello, and welcome to Big Breviloquence Friday.

 

breviloquence – short-windedness; tendency towards brevity in speech

 

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born on April 10th, 1987 in Belgrade, Serbia.  She stands 5′ 10″, 36DD-24-38.  Please strut around and say “Ви сте игралиште и ја сам осам година на одмору” to Miss Jenna Jenovich!

 

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Hello, and welcome to Big Barbula Friday.

 

barbula -small tuft of hair just below the lower lip

 

 

Your model for today was born December 30th, 1996 in Tokyo, Japan.  She stands 5’5” and measures 42-25-37.  Please be self aware and raise a toast to Miss Nana Fukada!

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Hello, and welcome to Big Bersatrix Friday.

 

bersatrix – baby-sitter, a rocker of children in a cradle

 

 

 

Your model for today was born May 24th, 1991 in St. Petersburg, Russia.  She stands 5′ 6″, 36-24-34 and 108 lbs.  Please say “Вы красивы как звезда” to Miss Olga Kobzar AKA Polina Peca.

 

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Hello and welcome to Big Blandiloquence Friday.

 

blandiloquence: complimentary speech; flattery

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born January 1st, 1985 in Melbourne, Australia.  She stands 5′ 8″, 32D-24-35 and 120 lbs.  Please get comfortable and welcome Miss Emily Sears.

 

2019: Feliz Año Nuevo

I’ll throw something up while JamJam is working off his hangover.

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Hello do-gooders, and welcome to Big Belonephilia Friday.

 

belonephilia – sexual obsession with sharp objects

 

 

 

Bonus Track

 

 

Your model for today was born in Boston, Massachusetts on July 14, 1991.  She stands 5′ 8” and measures 34-24-32 and 110 lbs.  Please move on and say hello to Miss Emma Hernan!

 

2018 Big Boob Friday Champion’s Victory Lap

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

That’s a lot of noise from just two dudes.  Quick, who does the drummer remind you of?  

Christmas List Time

Even adults need to shake off the cobwebs and submit their list to Santa. Those little elves need a lot of lead time to mine the rare earth metals needed for your assorted electronic gewgaws. You don’t want to be the dunce who ends up with coal in your stockings.