Thorsday Quickie

 

Mood music:

I don’t even know what this means, because I still haven’t seen the movie.

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Trump embarrassing us overseas:

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Things I find on Facedouche:

 

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Related:

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Have I ever showed you guys my REALLY fat cat?

 

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You think if I get my mom one of these, it will help?

 

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This is for Leon:

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That’s enough.   Vet office opens in 25 min then I can start calling.

 

UUF (Ugly Unmotivated Friday)

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born in Los Vegas, NV on December 30th, 1991.  She stands 5′ 3″, weighs a bunch and measures a beefy 40F-32-40.  Please have some more cake and say hello to Miss Felicia Clover!

 

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MMBBM

So Leon is moving his worldly possessions from one part of Michigan to another, I’m the back-up back-up.  Let’s get ‘er motivating, shall we?  All my pictures are animated, so if you are on your flintstones phone you might want to skip right to comments.

 

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Watermelon Douche Chills

Gather round my friends and lend an ear, there’s a tale needs to be told. This is the abridged version. For the complete story you’ll need to pony up 50 cent to my publisher.

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You see, there was once a man, so big he shook the ground with each mighty step. For a snack he’d eat an entire ox and pick the gristle from his big-as-a-surfboard teeth with the ox horns.

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Super Blue Blood Moon Eclipse

Hopefully everyone survived the SBBME and the SOTU and the Tax Cut and the Shutdown and Collusion and the Nork Bombs and … Is it my imagination or did stuff like this happen all the years before in my life, just with less fanfare? Even weather events like winter storms  seem to require special names. I blame Obama and Snapchat.

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