HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Prayers for Carin that today’s surgery goes well.
Let’s get started.
In this day of auto-tuning and synthetic everything, some real sound is greatly appreciated.

Today’s birthday boy is Michael Biehn, best known as Kyle Reese in “Terminator”.

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born April 7th, 1986 in Athens, Tennessee.  She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 36-26-36 and 122 lbs.  Please be nice and say howdy to Miss Alison Angel!

 

taco tuesday

I hate tacos.

I hate every iota of a taco.

Crunchy, fall apart, playing with your food, nasty damn things….

No Rush

MJ says today’s brystals will be of the noon-ish flavor.

So you swine will have to wait a lil’ while.

 

Here’s some inspirational posters to help you along.

 

BBF

Hello front camera switchers, and welcome to Big Balaniferous Friday.

balaniferous: Bearing or producing acorns.

 

 

Your model for today was born October 10th, 1988 in Portugal, she stands 5′ 3″ , measures 39-23-34 and 120 lbs.  Please use self-discipline and say hello to Miss Sofia Takigawa!

Thorsday Quickie

 

Mood music:

I don’t even know what this means, because I still haven’t seen the movie.

Trump embarrassing us overseas:

 

Things I find on Facedouche:

 

Related:

 

Have I ever showed you guys my REALLY fat cat?

 

You think if I get my mom one of these, it will help?

 

This is for Leon:

 

That’s enough.   Vet office opens in 25 min then I can start calling.

 

UUF (Ugly Unmotivated Friday)

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born in Los Vegas, NV on December 30th, 1991.  She stands 5′ 3″, weighs a bunch and measures a beefy 40F-32-40.  Please have some more cake and say hello to Miss Felicia Clover!

 

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I’m out of words today, so let’s get started.

Let’s see who’s in the folder for today.
Joseph Fiennes.

MMBBM

So Leon is moving his worldly possessions from one part of Michigan to another, I’m the back-up back-up.  Let’s get ‘er motivating, shall we?  All my pictures are animated, so if you are on your flintstones phone you might want to skip right to comments.

 

Watermelon Douche Chills

Gather round my friends and lend an ear, there’s a tale needs to be told. This is the abridged version. For the complete story you’ll need to pony up 50 cent to my publisher.

You see, there was once a man, so big he shook the ground with each mighty step. For a snack he’d eat an entire ox and pick the gristle from his big-as-a-surfboard teeth with the ox horns.