Moon Pie Smash | Entertaining your mom since March 2009

March 12, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #Problematic, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Ball de Cheese, Beer Tree Farm, butt-pokey blues, chi-chi was here category, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, Floppy Disk, Hosefuckers, Hot Diggity Dog, I feel like chicken tonight., lazy bastards anonymous, Makin' Bacon, Moon Pie Smash, needs more tartar sauce, One Foot Muff, playing Hide the Salmon, Pure Genius, racist, soakin' the ole T-bone, Someone needs a sandwich, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 164 Comments

No Rush

MJ says today’s brystals will be of the noon-ish flavor.

So you swine will have to wait a lil’ while.

Here’s some inspirational posters to help you along.

March 8, 2019
Categories: !RALGNAB, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, I am judging you, Learn some shit, Moist, Moon Pie Smash, Not Boobs, pruritus ani, Say "What" Again, supersonic faggotronic, Taint Pics of Osprey, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, Xanthan gum, Your mom sends her love . . Author: lauraw . Comments: 26 Comments

BBF

Hello front camera switchers, and welcome to Big Balaniferous Friday.

balaniferous: Bearing or producing acorns.

Your model for today was born October 10th, 1988 in Portugal, she stands 5′ 3″ , measures 39-23-34 and 120 lbs. Please use self-discipline and say hello to Miss Sofia Takigawa!

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October 5, 2018
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Cheese Log Guzzler, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Easter Pig, fishy, foreskin, Glitter Shit, Hai Karate, Hot Diggity Dog, Knockers, macadamia, meatdickbreath, monkey love, Moon Pie Smash, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, oxycontin, paris hilton whore, Poon In Ivy, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Rule 34, Shark Week, Strap On Anonymous, Suck It., Sure Why Not, swinging with friends, Tastes More Like Regular, This is fucking bullshit . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 167 Comments

Thorsday Quickie

Mood music:

I don’t even know what this means, because I still haven’t seen the movie.

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Trump embarrassing us overseas:

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Things I find on Facedouche:

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Have I ever showed you guys my REALLY fat cat?

You think if I get my mom one of these, it will help?

This is for Leon:

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That’s enough. Vet office opens in 25 min then I can start calling.

July 19, 2018
Categories: # Hashtag, #Problematic, 0, bangin' your bud, Boobs, BOOP!, Booze, Buzzcut, Caffeine, CAIR, Canine, Cheedy, Cheez Wiz, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, duck face, Heads I win, Heavy Metal Thunder, Merry Christmas, Moist, monkey love, Moon Pie Smash, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Car in . Comments: 136 Comments

UUF (Ugly Unmotivated Friday)

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born in Los Vegas, NV on December 30th, 1991. She stands 5′ 3″, weighs a bunch and measures a beefy 40F-32-40. Please have some more cake and say hello to Miss Felicia Clover!

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June 1, 2018
Categories: BBF, beefcake, Boobs, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chubs, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, dicking bimbos, Easter Pig, ember shoes, fat chicks, fire in the hole, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Heavy Metal Thunder, Hulk Smash, Knockers, Makin' Bacon, meatdickbreath, Moist, monkey love, Moon Pie Smash, Muppet Porn & You, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pron, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, robust hindquarters, Rosetta Likes This, Rub meat, She-Meat, Someone needs a sandwich, swinging with friends, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, Tube Steak Fever, tubgirl, wisermeany . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 126 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I’m out of words today, so let’s get started.

Let’s see who’s in the folder for today.
Joseph Fiennes.

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May 30, 2018
Categories: BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Moon Pie Smash, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Where's Cyn?, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 136 Comments

MMBBM

So Leon is moving his worldly possessions from one part of Michigan to another, I’m the back-up back-up. Let’s get ‘er motivating, shall we? All my pictures are animated, so if you are on your flintstones phone you might want to skip right to comments.

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April 16, 2018
Categories: And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, bacon, Ball de Cheese, but not the good kind, california lesbian in love, Dang. I mean...dang., Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, meatdickbreath, Merry Christmas, mesadick, Microvag, misogyny, monkey love, Moon Pie Smash, My Sharona, Poon In Ivy . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 156 Comments

Watermelon Douche Chills

Gather round my friends and lend an ear, there’s a tale needs to be told. This is the abridged version. For the complete story you’ll need to pony up 50 cent to my publisher.

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You see, there was once a man, so big he shook the ground with each mighty step. For a snack he’d eat an entire ox and pick the gristle from his big-as-a-surfboard teeth with the ox horns.

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February 8, 2018
Categories: #H2, but not the good kind, butt-pokey blues, CAIR, Cheese Log Guzzler, dicking bimbos, Emily's Dull Affect, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Help me Regis, Lactation, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, Moon Pie Smash, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, Nice Melons, North American Goat Love Association, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, Oprah's Slut Club, Pre-Law, pruritus ani, Rule 34, She-Meat, Sherwin Fucking Williams, Sodium Chloride Fornication, Where's Cyn?, You People Make Me Sick, Your mom sends her love, your mom's cooter, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 156 Comments

Hopefully everyone survived the SBBME and the SOTU and the Tax Cut and the Shutdown and Collusion and the Nork Bombs and … Is it my imagination or did stuff like this happen all the years before in my life, just with less fanfare? Even weather events like winter storms seem to require special names. I blame Obama and Snapchat.

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