Hello pigs sans blankets, welcome to Big Boob Friday.



Your model for today was born December 8th, 1987 in Atlantic City, NJ. She is a former professional dancer, current porn star with the best nickname evah…The Gingah Ninja. She’s a bigun at 5’10” tall, 40F-24-38 and 127 lbs. Please say hello to Miss Lauren Phillips!


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I Can Make a Poat. You may not like it, but that’s not my problem.


So, yesterday was my birthday, and not ONE person asked me this.   You guys don’t care.



At work, they like to call me Karen to piss me off, so these are always amusing:



Dog memes are always funny:



Ok, this is a tad hurtful …


And now, we’re almost to the point we’ve all been waiting for …



Here it is – the QOTSA video you all knew was coming. This isn’t on any  of the albums- it was released to those who pre-ordered one of their albums.   It is freakin amazing.



Oh … this is bound to be good …


Yes, Yes, it is Josh.


This song is amazing:


David Brooks is the Sandwich Artist of Virtue Signaling

From the NYTimes, so don’t click.

Recently I took a friend with only a high school degree to lunch. Insensitively, I led her into a gourmet sandwich shop. Suddenly I saw her face freeze up as she was confronted with sandwiches named “Padrino” and “Pomodoro” and ingredients like soppressata, capicollo and a striata baguette. I quickly asked her if she wanted to go somewhere else and she anxiously nodded yes and we ate Mexican.

American upper-middle-class culture (where the opportunities are) is now laced with cultural signifiers that are completely illegible unless you happen to have grown up in this class. They play on the normal human fear of humiliation and exclusion. Their chief message is, “You are not welcome here.”

–David Brooks

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Großer Boob Freitag

Hello beaver chasers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

I really dig this band, I haven’t heard a song I don’t like.



Your features today are a current TV Personality and former Adult Model, born February 8th, 1978 in Frankfort, Oder, East Germany.  She measures 37-24-33, stands 4’11” and 123lbs.  Bitte hol mir ein Bier and say hello to Miss Bettie Ballhaus !

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Santa’s Coming!


This picture is a Kingfisher and it has nothing to do with Christmas. It was taken by a wildlife photographer named Alan McFadyen in Scotland. It took him years to nail the shot he wanted.

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