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Your model for today was born July 13th, 1990 in Venezuela. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 36 – 24 – 36 and 137 lbs. Please be a friend to Miss Helen Grube

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April 26, 2024
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, Again, amazing post, BBF, Beauty Personified, bewbs like DAMN!, Boobs, Burn it down, butt like POW!, Buttt, Canine, carpet connoisseur, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, dog love, Don't Make Me Kill You, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Finely Freckled, fishy, flowering flower, FUCK YOU ICE, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, Fucking Wagon, Good Stupid, GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!, High and tight, Hoggers Anonymous, I am a BOOB GENIUS, I'm totally judging you, If You Don't Like PattyAnn, Is This Ham Still Good?, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, Like a Viking, Mercurochrome, Moose Out Front Should Have Told You, Muddle My Mint, Nice Melons, No Drama, Old Person, pecan, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, people make me sick, racist, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, Ride the pony, Safety, Say "What" Again, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, skittles, Smoke a pole, Smokeshow, Stay ChrisP . Tags: but I remembered this time, fake redhead, Horse the other red meat, redhead for XBrad, redneck winter wonderland, search for redheads leads back here . Author: Pupster . Comments: 101 Comments

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born September 17th, 1997 in Warsaw, Poland. She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 35 – 25 – 35 and 125 lbs. Please buy something sparkly for Miss Klaudia Wonatowska.

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April 19, 2024
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Your model for today was born December 13th, 1994 in Cheshire, UK. She stands 5′ 11″ and measures 34 – 23 – 37 and 125 lbs. Please welcome Miss Penelope Simpson AKA Penelope Elizabeth Lane / Penny Lane.

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March 29, 2024
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A Sunday Tomato

A Lazy But Longwinded Guide To An Easy Fruit

Therm wanted some info on growing tomatoes. Everybody has their way, this is mine. I’m going to stick with indeterminate tomatoes, this is going to be about plants grown in the ground instead of pots, and I’m also going to assume he’s going to buy plants locally instead of starting his own seed. Tomato seed starting is super easy and covered everywhere on the internet. Just get them started about 8 weeks before your set out date.

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March 3, 2024
Categories: 3rd Time is the Charm, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, flick it, flick it good, I used to be funneh and shit, I Will Kick Your Ass, Muppet Porn & You, Off-Putting Whang, pelvic thrust, Seriously I don’t know what is wrong with you but I bet it is hard to pronounce., With a tire iron, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: Lumps . Comments: 55 Comments

MMM 580

Mornin’. I may kick off a new thing where I walk like 7 miles every day or I might not. My morning was shot before I got out of bed by an uncharged chromebook that I have to take up to school in an hour.

Looks warm there.