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Your model for today was born February 4th, 1999 in Boca Raton, Florida. She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 342434 and 126 lbs. Please get tuned up for Miss Sarah Gibson.

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Pupster’s Orchard

Hello, and welcome to another edition of What the Fuck is in Pupster’s Backyard.

THE ORCHARD IN QUESTION

We’ve already identified a thriving Persimmon Tree and Sick Peach Tree, today’s adventure will be finding out the provenance of Mystery Fruit 1. The Fruit in Question grows in the back of the Lizard Habitat in a very shady area, I’ve only clipped the branches that get in the way when I mow back there.

Mystery Fruit 1 drops all it’s leaves in the fall, it looks more like a bush than a tree, it’s only about 4 feet tall and about that wide. In March this year it popped out a bunch of tight pink blossoms that flowered white/pink and then dropped off.

Late spring early summer it leafs out with these dark red/purple long leaves that turn dark green later in the season.

The fruit start as little brown fuzzy looking balls, I thought they would be a nut of some kind, but they start to ripen into a yellow and then red peach-looking type deal.

The Fruit Flies LOVE THESE THINGS

Inside has a pit like a peach, yellow meat, the green looking side is not ripe yet I think. I’m not doing a taste test fuck that.

I’ll save Mystery Fruit 2 for another day, and ask the question:

WHAT THE FUCK IS IN PUPSTER’S YARD and will LUMPS EAT IT if I ship it to her?

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Your model for today was born September 9th, 2002 in Indianapolis, Indianna. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 362836 and 115 lbs.  Please welcome Miss Grace Boor.

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Your model for today was born on May 5th, 1997 in Warren, New Jersey.  She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 40 – 25 – 34 and 135 lbs.  Please fix a drink for Miss Dominique D’Angelo aka Mini Jello / Minijello.

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Your model for today was born February 3rd, 1976 to Scottish parents in Muscat, OmanShe stands 5′ 3″ and measures 342435 and 115 lbs.   Please go shopping with Mrs. Isla Fisher.

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Your model for today was born January 8th, 1977 in Anagni, Frosinone, Italy. She stands 5′ 9″ and measures 362739 and 132 lbs. Please don’t be afraid to reveal yourself to Miss Manuela Arcuri.

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Your model for today was born December 2nd, 1993 in Houston, Texas.  She stands 54” and measures 352434 and 106 lbs.  Please worship at the altar of the church of Miss Kaitlyn Siragusa AKA Amouranth.

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