Two Days ‘Till Tool Thursday

Well, Jimbro apparently is busy and he asked me yesterday if I could fill in today, and he SPECIFICALLY asked me to do a Tool post (I swear), and I figured … “What the heck? What do I have going on?”   Then Pat ended up in the hospital.  But I put my priorities in order, pulled up my big-cis-girl gender-conforming panties, and got to business.

What *is* Tool? I mean, besides an alt- prog-art-post metal band?  This, according to Maynard:

“Tool is exactly what it sounds like: It’s a big dick. It’s a wrench. … we are … your tool; use us as a catalyst in your process of finding out whatever it is you need to find out, or whatever it is you’re trying to achieve.”

Although not their first album, their popularity started with this song:

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Miscellaneous Memorial Monday

Leon is busy so I figured I’d throw up something to make up for forgetting to come up with a poat last Monday. Links will be light, because WordPress is a fucking disaster and keeps crashing on me every two minutes. Obviously, this will be a solemn affair, in light of the passing of Car in due to her disastrous decision to run the Ragnar. The initial autopsy suggests that she overdosed on Tool‘s latest album somewhere around mile 28. In lieu of flowers, her family is asking for donations to the Foundation to Force Feed Taylor Swift a Fucking Sandwich.

First, some traditional MMM fare. It’s always good to start a workout with some bodyweight exercises as a warm-up.

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Enjoy Summer

stoningtons-bounty-of-summer

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Weekend Memes

 

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Trash Talk Tuesday

My little mini-me is a sweet kid. In sports that can be a bit of a hindrance so over the past year or so I’ve been trying to up her game in the trash talk department.

It seems that some of the kids have been saying some off colored stuff for a while.

 

Who woulda thunk that kids could be mean

I explained that a not insignificant part of competition is the mental component and one should be prepared to ignore your opponents mouth while returning the volley with a ferocity that would make Genghis Khan blush…

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BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Bucolic Friday.

 

bucolic adjective
bu·​col·​ic | \byü-ˈkä-lik \

1 : of or relating to shepherds or herdsmen : PASTORAL
2a : relating to or typical of rural life
b : IDYLLIC

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your model for today has been featured before,  She is also featured in today’s musical selection video.  Born September 28th, 1988 in Pasadena, CA, she stands 5’8″, 36F-27-36 and 130 lbs.  Please welcome back  Miss Gia Genevieve!

 

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Hello  story-time friends, and welcome to Big Bathykolpian Friday.

 

Bathykolpian (adj) bath-ee-kuhl-pee-anDeep bosomed.

 

 

 

Your model for today was born January 20, 1988, somewhere in Florida.  She stands 5′ 6″, 46G-34-47 and weighs a wholbunch.  Please wash your face and welcome Miss Athena Blaze AKA Miss Voluptuis!

 

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Weekend Meme

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Hello trash-cats, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born July 25th, 1976 in Great Falls, Montana.  She stands 5’9″, 36-24-38 and weights 112 lbs.  Please give us a smile and welcome Miss Tera Patrick!

 

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