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Your model for today was born January 9th, 1999 in Hawaii. She stands about 5‘ 4″ and measures 36 – 26 – 38 and 125 lbs. Please safe-search for Miss Kayley Gunner.

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Your model for today was born February 1st, 1997 in Romania. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 38 – 23 – 36 and 128 lbs. Please welcome Miss Julia Tica AKA Julia Denis / Juliatica / Teddyfleece.

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Your model for today was born October 17th, 1994 in Kaunas, Lithuania. She stands 5′ 10″ and measures 35 – 24 – 36 and 137 lbs. Please grab a chair for Miss Neringa Kriziute.

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Your model for today was born on March 23rd, 2002 in Kylv, Ukraine. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 40 – 30 – 42 and 134 lbs. Please buy a salad for Miss Milada Moore.

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Your model for today was born on January 1st, 1993 in Germany. She stands 5‘ 10” and measures 36 – 26 – 36 and 160 lbs. Please willkommen Miss Leicht Perlig AKA Liesa / softsparkling.

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Your model for today was born on September 14th, 1999 in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 40 – 26 – 36 and 130 lbs. Please honk for Miss Thera Overing.

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Oldest – It’s Not Your Mom This Time

She’s probly not the oldest slut dumpster known to modern man – records are as sketchy as her past tho.

She does know sperm however.

The oldest of which she cataloged back in the day.

Amber’s Collection circa 100 million years ago

2021 BBF Best of the Biggest

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday 2021 Best of the Biggest Showdown. Today’s contestants didn’t get enough likes for the finals, but have gigantic orbs that require pondering.

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2021 BBF Miss Congeniality

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday’s 2021 Miss Congeniality Tournament.

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Today’s models didn’t make the cut for the tournament, but I’ve been assured by multiple sources that they all possess sparkling personalities.

Sidewalk Chalk

I boughted this album from a far away place called Germanyland!

Well window lickers it’s time for summer. Down here in the SOUTH (filled with racists, you are issued a hood at the Georgia border) the weather is getting a bit warmer and we are bidding adieu to old man winterspring. Notice how I worked in a reference to de Fuhrer PBUH by using German in that last sentence? That’s how racist we are down here. We speak German, hate cold weather, and are super friendly. I literally have no idea what any of this means. I’m just typing whatever pops into my grey mush.

So, it’s time for sidewalk chalk! A time honored tradition where people go outside with their kids, pretend to hear the phone ring, go back inside to make a drink, then go back outside in about 15 or 20 minutes to make sure the kiddos are still in one piece. While most kids fit more into the impressionist or modern art category, I think I’ve found some rather clever uses of sidewalk chalk for us to enjoy. These fun little pieces of temporary art all use the cracks to make something fun and whimsical.