9/10 Dentists Would Smash | Throwing Some Shit on a Patio Since March 2009

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.

So while Mr. RFH was off playing D&D for the third time in a week, I watched “Girl with a Pearl Earring”. It was definitely a slow artsy movie, and Colin Firth was artistically rumpled rather than fun to watch. This guy played the butcher’s son and other love interest for Scarlett Johansson.

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February 24, 2021
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Booze, Bunker Pants!, FUCK YOU ICE, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this, Your mom sends her love . Tags: pigskin picks . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 161 Comments

MMM 434

Another week begins. Have you done your 2020 taxes yet?

Another Monday, time to work again.

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February 22, 2021
Categories: #Problematic, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, condom free septic tank, I used to be funneh and shit, not mannish monday madness, open your chaste mouth, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, robust hindquarters, Shark Week, She-Meat, Your dad likes this, your mom has a robust rumpus room . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 123 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born in Norway in 1998. She stands 5′ 4″ and measures 34 – 24 – 33 and 120 lbs. Please tell a joke to Miss Camilla Hasselgaard.

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February 19, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, BBF, Beauty Personified, Boobs, Burn it down, By The Beard Of Odin!, Canine, Cowboy, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Dial C for cooter, dog love, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, flick it, flick it good, flowering flower, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Hot Diggity Dog, Hulk Smash, I'm gonna need new batteries, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Is This Ham Still Good?, Leave Poland Alone, Like a Viking, Luckiest Dog Alive, Microvag, Mini Eggs, Moist, mons of Marmota monax, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, Oh Yeah?, Okay, Old Person, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Smokeshow, Someone needs a sandwich, Stetson, Stetson (for men), stupid fucking hippies, Suck It., taste the rainbow, Things that really matter, those are some big boobs . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 180 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
My current favorite song, from a zombie musical. (Language warning)

Now for the hunks. Mr. RFH and I have been binge-watching “Red Dwarf” and soon discovered that they attempted an American version in 1992, with today’s Easter egg as Holly and this guy as Lister. (It went nowhere.)

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