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Here We Go

Pupster’s Orchard

Hello, and welcome to another edition of What the Fuck is in Pupster’s Backyard.

THE ORCHARD IN QUESTION

We’ve already identified a thriving Persimmon Tree and Sick Peach Tree, today’s adventure will be finding out the provenance of Mystery Fruit 1. The Fruit in Question grows in the back of the Lizard Habitat in a very shady area, I’ve only clipped the branches that get in the way when I mow back there.

Mystery Fruit 1 drops all it’s leaves in the fall, it looks more like a bush than a tree, it’s only about 4 feet tall and about that wide. In March this year it popped out a bunch of tight pink blossoms that flowered white/pink and then dropped off.

Late spring early summer it leafs out with these dark red/purple long leaves that turn dark green later in the season.

The fruit start as little brown fuzzy looking balls, I thought they would be a nut of some kind, but they start to ripen into a yellow and then red peach-looking type deal.

The Fruit Flies LOVE THESE THINGS

Inside has a pit like a peach, yellow meat, the green looking side is not ripe yet I think. I’m not doing a taste test fuck that.

I’ll save Mystery Fruit 2 for another day, and ask the question:

WHAT THE FUCK IS IN PUPSTER’S YARD and will LUMPS EAT IT if I ship it to her?

BBF

It seems redundant to label a BIG BOOB FRIDAY post as not safe for work, but today’s gifs will probably get you fired.

***NSFW***

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Your model for today was born November 21, 1996 in California, USA. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 33 – 25 – 31 and 120 lbs. Please subscribe to and comment upon Miss Amanda Mccants.

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Your model for today was born on June 8th, 1990 in Barking and Dagenham, London, England.  She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 32 – 22 – 34 and 114 lbs.  Please introduce yourself to Miss Amy Childs.

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Your model for today was born September 10th, 1996 in Miami, Florida.  She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 35 – 24 – 35 and 134 lbs.  Please be on time and don’t argue with Miss Sabrina Calvo.

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Cry Meme a River

Sidewalk Chalk

I boughted this album from a far away place called Germanyland!

Well window lickers it’s time for summer. Down here in the SOUTH (filled with racists, you are issued a hood at the Georgia border) the weather is getting a bit warmer and we are bidding adieu to old man winterspring. Notice how I worked in a reference to de Fuhrer PBUH by using German in that last sentence? That’s how racist we are down here. We speak German, hate cold weather, and are super friendly. I literally have no idea what any of this means. I’m just typing whatever pops into my grey mush.

So, it’s time for sidewalk chalk! A time honored tradition where people go outside with their kids, pretend to hear the phone ring, go back inside to make a drink, then go back outside in about 15 or 20 minutes to make sure the kiddos are still in one piece. While most kids fit more into the impressionist or modern art category, I think I’ve found some rather clever uses of sidewalk chalk for us to enjoy. These fun little pieces of temporary art all use the cracks to make something fun and whimsical.

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Your model for today was born on August 4th, 2000 in New York City. She stands 5’3″ and measures 32G – 24 – 35 and weighs not much. Please turn on safe-search and welcome Miss Autumn Falls.

 

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Your model for today was born on May 2nd, 1997 in The UK.  She stands 5′ 1″ and measures 42 – 29 – 40  and 134 lbs.  Let’s go shopping and get some ice cream for Miss Ruby May.