BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born on March 6th, 1997 in Hungary.  She stands 5′ 1″ and measures 342536 and 117 lbs.  Please light a candle or curse the dog-head for Miss Jessica Albanka AKA Alisa Amore AKA Inez Fulitko.

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BBF

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Your model for today was born on March 4th, 1994 in Russia.  She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 342636 and 136 lbs with K-cup honkers.  Please form an orderly line behind Miss Stacy Vandenberg AKA Adriana Fenice AKA Nastya.

 

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BBF

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Your model for today was born December 13th, 1996 in Melbourne, Australia. She stands 5′ 9″ and measures 342839 and who knows how many pounds.  Please sign the check now and pay for it later with Miss Lauren Searle.

 

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Psychomeme

It’s crazy out there, EMBRACE THE SUCK!

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BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Billy took a few liberties with Bob’s Lyrics.

 

Your model for today was born on May 11th, 1999 in Santa Clarita, California.  She stands 5′ 10″, and measures 362636 and 132 lbs.  Please grab a feather duster and take your best shot at Miss Bailey Powell.

 

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BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

Your model for today was born in Saint Petersburg, Russian Federation on September 11th, 1989.  She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 38D2838 and 135 lbs.  Please pop a cork and pour one out for Miss Anna Polina!

 

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Monkey Meat Madness – Tuesday Tales of the Bush

“I told my children that we cannot continue eating bush meat or any dry meat because we fear that the Ebola is very near now,”

Next thing you know people will stop having sex in the bush too….

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MMM – Motivational Music Monday

 

 

I found this over the weekend and it is most excellent. No, I’m serious this time. LISTEN MUTHAFOCKERS. You need to give it a minute. I don’t know who this Samuel Pipes is, but he’s got some pipes. Get it? his name is Pipes?

 

Whatever. Tough crowd this morning.

 

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Just Pecking Away

So one might think that a “Pecking Away” post might be about the latest currency of exchange for a maudlin teen child being bartered to a man for chickens, but one would be wrong.

Alas another important study has shown a disturbing trend  in the course of events for the American male.

 

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BBF

Hello children, and welcome to Big Bibacious Friday.

 

bibacious (bɪˈbeɪʃəs) adjective  – tending to drink in excess

 

 

Your model for today was born in Surrey, England May 16th, 1989.  She stands 5′ 4″, 36F-26-36 and 110 lbs.  Pleasrace me to welcome Miss Brook Little!

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