I’ve got some running around to do in the immediate future, coping with us being a one-car family for the morning then heading to my credit union to arrange the loan for the new-to-us truck that’s eleven years younger than our old new-to-us truck. In the midst of that I’ve got morning meetings to not attend. Good times.
Camo pants.
April 22, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, homophobe, I am judging you, Kinky Afro, rape culture, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 104 Comments
December 18, 2018
Categories: # Hashtag, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, amazing post, American Hero, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Consumption, cow snot, Dial C for cooter, dig deep the gathering gloom, dinkie dinky dunkers divin' deep, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, flick it, flick it good, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, is tee-roy still in prison?, Kinky Afro, Marez-ee-dotes, Moist, Nasal Nostalgia, needs more tartar sauce, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, nose nuggets, Oso made me do it!!!!, Tastes More Like Regular . Tags: Nugget Farming . Author: jam2 . Comments: 130 Comments
So Car i N pointed us down this path and Sean laid the last paving stone.
Yep – the wonderful world of music.
and the odd instruments thereof
October 30, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 0, 7 of 9 fucks not given, Chapeau, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Death by Fishstick, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, General Bitching, High Society Trash Bloggin', I Will Kick Your Ass, Kinky Afro, mardi gras groping, Marez-ee-dotes, Muppet Porn & You, Oso made me do it!!!!, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, Sherwin Fucking Williams, The 1%, unintended consequences, You're gonna love my nuts, ZOMFG!!11ty! . Tags: 9/11 Bush's fault, Brain Diseased, ducks . Author: jam2 . Comments: 174 Comments
Hello commuters, and welcome to Big Bombus Friday.
Stop asking me why I won’t take the things you give me
I’m not gonna smile
When you shake my hand an tell me you’re not happy with me
Your model for today was born November 6th, 1990 in Pompei, Napoli, Italy. She stands 5′ 5″, 34-24-36 and 110 lbs. Please freshen your breath and say buongiorno to Miss Valentina Nappi!
October 26, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, asshole, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Brut, Canine, CHAD, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, ember shoes, fire in the hole, fucking genius, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Hulk Smash, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, just the D…, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Knockers, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, playing Hide the Salmon, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 140 Comments
I’d like to see Lindsey open up an investigation as to whether or not crazy Hawaii lady is qualified to determine the relative size of taints.
October 14, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, amazing post, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, bad trip, bangin' your bud, barely passable trannies, Beaver Button, Bowel Prep, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, Chicks dig a nice tool, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Genital Itch, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, Kinky Afro, lazy bastards anonymous, Moist, monkey love, new post needed ASAP!!!, Nice Melons, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, Taint what you think, this post stinks, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 86 Comments
Hello teetotalers, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Big Baisemain Friday.
baisemain (beɪzˈmæn) n : archaic a kissing of the hand; thus, a sign of respect
Your model for today was born May 19th, 1997 in Orlando, Florida. She stands 5′ 3″, 36E-28-35 and 125 lbs. Please make yourself comfortable and say hello to Miss Brittney White.
September 28, 2018
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, BBF, Boobs, Breitbart, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Coonskin, Dang. I mean...dang., Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Double or nothing, ducks are people too, ember shoes, fire in the hole, grope em if you got em, homophobe, is there such a thing as bad head, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Jesus Freak, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Make Him Stop - everybody probably . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 157 Comments
So we learned over the weekend that j’bro has a collection of various styles of razors for manscaping.
And that Roamy was the instigator.
September 4, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, 7 of 9 fucks not given, Ball de Cheese, Balls, but not the good kind, Cheese Ball, Fuck golf, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hosefuckers, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, Huevos divorciados, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, just another jimbroglio, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, Marez-ee-dotes, monkey love, not mannish monday madness, O, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, polishing turds, pruritus ani, Where's MJ?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 97 Comments
With the scandal rocking the Church, I’ve been watching clips from The Young Pope to keep my spirits up.
James Keen is an interesting figure. I don’t buy everything that he’s selling, but some of his thoughts regarding debt/banking are interesting.
How the hell did my girlfriend get all the way to Texas?
L to R: World, Mare.
Some music to start your day.
Good luck. You’re one-fifth of the way through the work week. Don’t give up now!
August 28, 2018
Categories: # Hashtag, 10/10 Would Smash, beefcake, Beer Tree Farm, cereal, Cheese Ball, Hanks, Kinky Afro, Lobster roll, Lumber, Moist, Oso made me do it!!!!, police involvement, Snake juice guzzler, stupid fucking hippies, Superblood, unicorns, Who You Calling Racist?, Your mom sends her love . . Author: Colorado Alex In Exile . Comments: 122 Comments
Hello packmates, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born October 3rd, 1993 in Berlin, Germany. She stands 5’10”, 38E-26-39. Please reach out and say Achtung Baby to Miss Leila Lowfire.
June 29, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, BBF, fire in the hole, Jeebus, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Learn some shit, Leave Poland Alone . Tags: Pylon in German is Pylon . Author: Pupster . Comments: 241 Comments
Things mawr meaningful:
How about taking up knitting:
June 19, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 0, 7 of 9 fucks not given, As Little as Possible, bangin' your bud, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, conspiracy theory, coonskin cap, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Easter Pig, fat chicks, Follically challenged, foreskin, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Happy Birfday Wiser, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hosefuckers, Hostages Legal Aid, I am judging you, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, I'm not judging you, i'm zero indians, Jeebus, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Le Luc Long, Learn some shit, Lumbago, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Microvag, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, playing Hide the Salmon, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, shut your whore mouth, soakin' the ole T-bone, Someone needs a sandwich, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Totally Nude, Trump's Fault, vagine, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 196 Comments
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May 21, 2019
“I don’t give two shits if people think I’m nuts, it’s no worse than being called homophobic, denying trans people the opportunity to be mentally unstable, thinking that race is irrelevant, not liking sex or not liking a sex I don’t know but I hate that bitch, Hillary.”