HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Happy birthday to Jimbro! Image search of “sexy lady Maine” gets you this. She’ll do, I think.
Song of the day. The kids chose this for their first dance, not knowing that I put this on a mix tape for Mr. RFH when we were dating long distance.

Now for the hunks. He was a “who dis?” from AoS, and now I don’t remember his name. Whoops.

To Meme, or not to Meme

Sounds deep, doesn’t it? Well, it’s really just…

On to the memes!

Big Boob Swat Hump

Hello pervs, and welcome to the wonderful world of high fallutin’ sushi grade tatas.

Have you missed us? Yes.

Have you missed me? No.

Who is the other person I referred to above? NUNYA.

Listen to this song and Joe Rogan’s latest interview of Alex Jones. It all makes sense, man.

Saturday Boom Boom

Good morning, shmoopties! Finally gonna work on the garden after so many weeks of being kidnapped and forced to eat seafood on my days off this Summer. Just gonna take it down and get it tucked away for next Spring.

Boom.

Boom usually refers to an onomatopoeic word for the sound that an explosion makes. Boom may also refer to:

Objects

• Boom (containment), a temporary floating barrier used to contain an oil spill
• Boom (navigational barrier), an obstacle strung across a navigable stretch of water to control or block navigation
• Boom (sailing), spar at the foot of a sail on a sailboat
• Boom (windsurfing), a wishbone shaped piece of windsurfing equipment
• Boom (ship), a type of Arab sailing vessel
• Log boom, a barrier placed in a river
• Boom, the lifting part of a crane
• Boom microphone, used by a boom operator to record sound
• Boom, the rear fuselage of an aircraft, as in twin boom

Yeah so then there are other kinds of Boom. Booyah! The kind we like.

Not a big fan of some kinds of boom. YMMV, I’m getting old for this crap.

This is more like it but nah.

Then here’s some better Boom, because I kind of dig Fergie.

A documentary about a boom?

“I’m interested in the subject matter, but not that interested,” he explained during a panel at the Tribeca TV festival.

Not sure that’s a recipe for success, but I guess we’ll see.

Whatever, goatlovin’ jackasses.

This concludes our short roundup of what happens on the first page when you put the word ‘boom’ in duckduckgo’s search engine and press ‘Enter.’ Or, as you Boomers still call it, ‘Return.’ Can you still hear the sliding of the carriage, Clarice?

Have a delightful weekend and I hope you all get some Saturday BoomBoom.

Update with thanks to Jimbro: This is the kind of boom I woke up to this morning.

 

Tuesday random stuff

With the scandal rocking the Church, I’ve been watching clips from The Young Pope to keep my spirits up.

James Keen is an interesting figure.  I don’t buy everything that he’s selling, but some of his thoughts regarding debt/banking are interesting.

How the hell did my girlfriend get all the way to Texas?

L to R: World, Mare.

Some music to start your day.

Fossils and Foxes

The Show Ponies

 

Good luck. You’re one-fifth of the way through the work week.  Don’t give up now!

Emergency Thursday Poat

Since the usual suspects were not available, I’ll go ahead and put up a poat that’s fresher than your mom after fleet week.  Content will be minimal, a sampler of themes from the rest of the week.

We’ve got well-formed glutes and poorly-tucked penii. *check*

How about some hard-bodied pretty-boys? *check*

Bore, God of Blunder? *Check* and *Check*

And titties and a vacant stare. *Check*  I’m not sure if she’s been featured before, and I’m too lazy to ask.

Tuesd’AWWW, WTF Edition

So I’m looking for cute animal pictures, like usual, and run across a lot of things that I’m not sure what they are.

I mean, what the Hell is this thing.

Is that a bunny? With its ears pinned back/ shorn off? I can’t really tell.

My Friends Are Better Than Your Friends

Wait, wut? So quick baby update and a big thank you to some very nice people for sending gifts to the house. Its been a truly wonderful experience to understand how many people are wishing the little guy well. I’m super pleased that he’ll have a whole group of crazy aunts, uncles, and inflatable sheep to make sure he doesn’t turn into a giant pain in the ass.

Blankie Engineered by NASA

The Day After

Back to the salt mines, losers, unless you took the whole week off or work in the service industry. Serving isn’t really difficult, so it doesn’t count if you have to work a double, or even a fake double. Carrying nice people food and making them drinks—you should be paying them!

 

Serving Her a Glass of Babies Was a Poor Choice

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Pick a letter, any letter. Alright…keep it in your head. was it an “A”? Great. Now choose any odd number between 1 and 99. Next add your age. Divide by 4. The answer, if my calculations are right, is that Bill Clinton and Bill Cosby share more than a common first name.