Fartman. It’s Saturday Night, What Do You Expect?
March 1, 2008
Categories: Poo flinging monkeys, Tards, personal junk, teh funny . . Author: pajama momma
249 Comments
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Ok, the video you’ve all been waiting for is now working. Enjoy.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We rock! We are classy! WOOT! WOOT!
BOOOYAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
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Ewwwwww, 1787? You disgust me, you pig!
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I always get up at this time to …..ummmmm…… make sure the light is out in the bathroom.
Yeah, that’s why.
Working on that “Gad, do I regret this week’s lousy BBF post!” drunk tonight?
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It was a basketball holder wiserbud invented.
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Oh I tricked you by posting a youtube video didn’t I?
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WHO TURNED THE GODAMMED LIGHT OFF IN THE BATHROOM!!!!!
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it was …..hypnotic, wasn’t it? So beautiful, it keeps you up at night, huh?
Even keeping you up PJM? WTF?
Or did you just wake up because it was time for the baby’s late night feeding?
And by “baby,” I mean your monstrously huge gut.
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sorry, dear.
Oh, and I left the seat…..
{{{splash}}}}
up.
g’night!
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And by “baby,” I mean your monstrously huge gut.
You’re a feisty bastard this time of night aren’t you? Whattsa mattah you eh?
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He would win because I would eat the food
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Well, I sincerely doubt that PJM would actually throw food away from her mouth, so I have to figure I would be at a significant advantage.
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I already said you’d win jackhole
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Does AoSHQ even work anymore?
That video of the magician and the devil having gay love…I had a good wiserbud / Bob Munck comment but I can’t get that POS site up.
Why is that the only site that I go to that has constant problems? I’ve been to ottoman sites that can handle more traffic.
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see?
Plus, I can actually move without a forklift, so I have that going for me.
So, Rosetta, who would win in a drinking contest between you and mesa? And why, when I ask that, do I picture that scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark with you playing the Karen Allen part? And Mesa too.
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Why is that the only site that I go to that has constant problems
What does that even mean?
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it works for me.
I think Munck’s been banned, btw. Or he;s dead from old age. Either way, I haven;t seen him around in a while
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And do ottoman porn sites really get that much traffic? really?
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Mesablue – The America’s Funniest Home Videos of the Blogosphere.
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it works for me
Wait………was that directed at me? Well you can just, TURN BLUE!! hhhmmmph!
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Plus he’s a pussy.
Yeah! Let’s ban his ass!!11!111!OBIWAN!!11!1
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rosetta’s pussin out on calling mesa a pussy
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Wait………was that directed at me? Well you can just, TURN BLUE!! hhhmmmph!
Okay, and let’s ban PJM for being too drunk to read the blog completely.
Although, it is nice to have some chicks around here who are …ya know…. “good” stupid.
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Oh nevermind. I get it………….wait, what?
I AM SOFA KING WEE TODD DID
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wow and you used it on this thread huh?
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you betcha, go for it wiserbud
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I’m waiting
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still waiting
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hum dee dum, dee dum
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doo doo doo
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you really should include rosetta that wasn’t very nice wiserbud
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Ok I still do not get that knock knock joke
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um, yeah, it’s rosetta that won’t get it……….I totally got it
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no how would i get that?
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Oh I see, they’re going to look at me like WTF?? because they don’t know where to take the joke next? Is that it?
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To get to the orange jews?
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who’s there?
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You said knock,knock WTF??
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That was actually good rosetta
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FINE!!
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the hooker was alive rosetta
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Ok, I”m going to bed now, night boys!
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I’m a little disappointed I missed mesa, but what are you gonna do? A gal can only hold on so long
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Chris Hansen
Oh shit! I was just here to talk.
*hides duct tape, vibrator, rope, condom and weed behind back*
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pinto called her tonight wiserbud
ok seriously I’m going night night now
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Chrysler Crapper
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And I did talk to Pinto earlier this evening. He said he’s planning to post or comment Monday or Tuesday from his sooper sekret library computer. He also said he cut off half his fingernail (as in vertically—there was blood. And quick. Lots and lots of blood. And he didn’t want to go to the library until all chance of a blood gusher had passed.)
We talked about his furry friend and his baseball team friend and his gay friend. And Mesa. I think he said *and*.
Well, I guess I’m the thread killer. Unless NiceDeb pops up. It could happen. I’m here. -
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Mini Pooper
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Beamer Steamer
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Mazda Pinata
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Dodge Pornacopia
Mitsubishi MILF
Toyota Taco Tackle
Jaguar Jelq
Volvo Vendetta
Volvo Vulva
Audi Innie -
Your car needs Prozac sohos.
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Prius Prozac
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Plymouth Voyeur
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Hummer Hummer
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Hyundai Hangover
Buick Ballsack
Lincoln Bullet
Saturn STD
Subaru Swinger
Lincon Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!
Scion Scandi
Honda Hobo
Volvo VD -
Dodge Emasculator Minivan
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You morons make me giggle.
Nobody wants to be rear-ended by a Probe.
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Mazda PMS – a truly bitchin’ ride!
Nissan Cumstain
Kia Secretion
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Nobody wants to be rear-ended by a Probe.
Speak for yourself, bitch.
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Pymouth Pornacopia
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Volkswagon Deadhead
Pontiac Probation
Pymouth Poser
Toyota Targ
Volvo Yuppie Scum
Prius Pinko -
Ford Frathole
Mazda Mofo
Plymouth Wiccan
Pontiac Pwn
Lincoln Love Burn
Lexus Lick My Love Pump
Kia Kamasutra
Dodge Desperate
Mercury Mancandy
Saturn Sperm Burpyes I used urban dictionary
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What are you trying to say? huh?
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yeah, rosetta all your comments are like a fine wine right?
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Jokes, like sexual partners, are better appreciated in their quality, not their quantity.
Um, er what I meant to say was, oh like you’ve ever had either?
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The Kia Speculum
The Toyota Bowlwinder
The Nissan of Doom
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Oh that was good pa
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Thanks, toots. I’ve been laughing so hard over all these. And the four of us popping in here last night at our official “Waiting For Drunken Mesa” to show up party was funny.
We should have one of those every Saturday night. Like an open thread, only drunk. -
PS. Or I.M.
Is That A Gun In Your Pants Or Are You Just Not Happy to See Me?
Introducing the world’s smallest gun that fires deadly 300mph bullets – but is just TWO inches long.
The SwissMiniGun is the size of a key fob but fires tiny 270mph bullets powerful enough to kill at close range.
Officially the world’s smallest working revolver, the gun is being marketed as a collector’s item and measures just 2.16 inches long (5.5cm). It can fire real 4.53 bullets up to a range of 367ft (112m).
The stainless steel gun costs £3,000 although the manufacturers also produce extravagant, made-to-order versions made out of 18-carat gold with customised diamond studs which sell for up to £30,000.
The gun is banned from being imported into the US – because it’s barrel is less than three inches, meaning it is deemed too small to qualify for sporting purposes.
Jonathan Spencer, consultant forensic scientist and firearms expert, said that although the gun, which fires bullets at a speed of 399 feet a second, was tiny, it could still prove fatal and in the eyes of the law was as dangerous as a machine gun.
As dangerous as a machine gun. Now come on, eyes of the law. That’s asinine.
I would like to see someone try to rob a bank or two people having a shoot-out on the street with these. Hahaha. In all seriousness, you know who would carry this? Ottoman. Jeff Ottoman.
Bust a cap.
March 5, 2008
Categories: Gun Blogs, bacon, booze, dayum, man-lesbians, mesadick, totally cool . . Author: Rosetta
24 Comments
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I’m getting that for my two year old for his birthday.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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You know what? Arg could totally stick that gun in his diaper. He doesn’t need clothes after all.
Midget-on-Jeff-Ottoman sex.
That makes me hot.
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wiserbud-size
It’s ain’t the size of the bullet, it’s whether or not you can hit the target.
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you can’t churn butter with a toothpick
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And you can’t pick a lock with a baseball bat.
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Um, these sound like car names, not ottoman names.
Otto, there’s a gremlin on the side of the bus.
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Toyota Internal Twin
Shouldn’t that be Toyota Parasitic Asymmetrical Twin?
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