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Your model for today was born in Saint Petersburg, Russian Federation on September 11th, 1989. She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 38D–28–38 and 135 lbs. Please pop a cork and pour one out for Miss Anna Polina!

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January 17, 2020
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, Ball de Cheese, barely passable trannies, BBF, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Brazil, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chocolate, Death by Fishstick, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Don't Make Me Kill You, duck face, ducks are people too, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Hitler, Hosefuckers, Hot Diggity Dog, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, Lesbians, Like you know how to read., Literature, Luckiest Dog Alive, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, mardi gras groping, mesadick, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, My Sharona, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, riding the cock carousel, robust hindquarters, Russian Collusion, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, slut, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 108 Comments

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today is from London, England and was born on the 4th of July, 1996. She stands 5′ 8″ and sports a natural set of 32 double J’s. Please follow my lead and welcome Miss Bella Brewer!

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January 10, 2020
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, BBF, Boobs, Booze, Buzzcut, By The Beard Of Odin!, Chocolate, Chubs, Dang. I mean...dang., dinkie dinky dunkers divin' deep, Dog Centric, fat chicks, Genital Itch, Glitter Shit, grope em if you got em, Holidays, Hot Diggity Dog, Huevos divorciados, Hulk Smash, I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy, robust hindquarters, Rosetta Likes This, Taint Tanner, Taint what you think, wisermeany . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 135 Comments

Hello assorted Hostages, lurkers, lackeys, hangers-on, cretins and other assorted turkey taints! By now most of the family either has or soon will assemble for one of the most hallowed days of football this year. There’s nothing more heartwarming than Cleveland Browns fans thinking they’re going to the Super Bowl. So grab the clam dip and Ruffles chips and scroll on down to be delighted.

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November 28, 2019
Categories: #H2, 10/10 Would Smash, amazing post, As Little as Possible, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, BOO!!!, Boobs, CHAD, Hambone, Happy B-Day Michael, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, LEMON PARTY BISHES!!!, Like you know how to read., Microvag, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, peanuts and corn the night before, Penis Sipper, robust hindquarters, Rosetta Likes This, soakin' the ole T-bone, Tincture of iodine, Totally Nude, Tube Steak Fever, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Thor? . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 86 Comments

Monday Filler Poat

The old poat was starting to smell stale from a hard weekend, so here’s a fresh one.

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October 7, 2019
Categories: 7 / 9 fucks given, 9/11 Bush's fault, alcohol, barely passable trannies, Baseball, Brown Snow, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dang. I mean...dang., Douche-bagger, duck face, furry, Hardware, I Love You Peeps, I used to be funneh and shit, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Kyle, Man-lesbians, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, new post needed ASAP!!!, oxycontin, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, pron, rhymes with "your mom", robust hindquarters, Snake juice guzzler, stupid fucking hippies, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, Totally Nude . . Author: Colorado Alex In Exile . Comments: 129 Comments

Miscellaneous Memorial Monday

Leon is busy so I figured I’d throw up something to make up for forgetting to come up with a poat last Monday. Links will be light, because WordPress is a fucking disaster and keeps crashing on me every two minutes. Obviously, this will be a solemn affair, in light of the passing of Car in due to her disastrous decision to run the Ragnar. The initial autopsy suggests that she overdosed on Tool‘s latest album somewhere around mile 28. In lieu of flowers, her family is asking for donations to the Foundation to Force Feed Taylor Swift a Fucking Sandwich.

First, some traditional MMM fare. It’s always good to start a workout with some bodyweight exercises as a warm-up.

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September 30, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, Ball de Cheese, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Chubs, Easter Eggs, fuck you, Heavy Metal Thunder, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, Kenya, Lumbago, Molar, police involvement, robust hindquarters, Ronaldus Maximus, Snake juice guzzler, supersonic faggotronic, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Yard and Garden, Yellow Fever, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Zzyzx . . Author: Colorado Alex In Exile . Comments: 116 Comments

MMM 382

Last gasp of Summer this week, forecast says 80s and 90s from tomorrow on. 60s right now. We shall see.

Looks warm there.

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September 9, 2019
Categories: As Little as Possible, Beauty Personified, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 103 Comments

MMM 376

Day 4 of 7 as solo dad. I might make it, we’ll see.

She seems nice.

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July 29, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, is tee-roy still in prison?, misogyny, racist, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 117 Comments

MMM 375: Lockjaw

Weekend was absolutely awful for yard work. It was either too hot to be outdoors, or a torrential downpour of rain. Saturday afternoon I stepped on a roofing staple that pierced my heel.

Did you know Walgreen’s does tetanus/diptheria/pertussis shots?

Beach jeans.

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July 22, 2019
Categories: #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, misogyny, racist, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 134 Comments

MMM 374

With the death (sorta) of tumblr, these got harder to accumulate, but I managed with a few groups on Reddit. With them having pseudo-banned The_Donald, I’m not sure I want to give them even a few clicks a month, plus a lot of those images are simply porn and I have to do a lot of sifting to find the non-nude, non-salacious images. I might have to go back to mushrooms or figure something else out.

Pretty smile.