you might be gay if you like this | Jackson Pollacking your Mom since March 2009

You really should go do something more meaningful than read this pos post

Things mawr meaningful:

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How about taking up knitting:

June 19, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 0, 7 of 9 fucks not given, As Little as Possible, bangin' your bud, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, conspiracy theory, coonskin cap, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Easter Pig, fat chicks, Follically challenged, foreskin, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Happy Birfday Wiser, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hosefuckers, Hostages Legal Aid, I am judging you, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, I'm not judging you, i'm zero indians, Jeebus, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Le Luc Long, Learn some shit, Lumbago, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Microvag, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, playing Hide the Salmon, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, shut your whore mouth, soakin' the ole T-bone, Someone needs a sandwich, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Totally Nude, Trump's Fault, vagine, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jiquanda am2 . Comments: 196 Comments

MMM 326: heat wave

It was 95F here yesterday, so instead of yard work I cleared some of the rubble pile in the basement of the shop. I can only do so much at once because it appears to be a lot of soil, and that’s quite heavy in my trash bin. Would that it were only soil, because then I could just put it out in the yard somewhere, but there’s insulation, bits of metal, and even some broken glass in it. I still have no idea how it got there. Best I can figure is that it’s mostly potting soil from when this place was a gladiola farm; maybe they were starting seeds or storing pots and potting soil down there.

She’s got cable.

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June 18, 2018
Categories: #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, barely passable trannies, open your chaste mouth, pelvic thrust, racist, rape culture, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Sherwin Fucking Williams, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 168 Comments

MMM 325: holy crap it’s June

Summer is almost here! To do this Summer:

Upgrade support beam on east-facing pole-barn door
Build stalls in pole barn
Add gutters to workshop and block shed
Add sump pump and dehumidifier to workshop basement
Build chicken coop

And if I get all that done, before it snows, I’ll call it a huge win.

Light and shadow.

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June 4, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, barely passable trannies, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Marathon not a sprint, misogyny, open your chaste mouth, racist, rape culture, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 106 Comments

Another Pointless Poat – MJ said so

So —- Our little felt friend has been busy with chronicling his exploits: (NSFW)

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May 22, 2018
Categories: 0, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Muppet Porn & You, soakin' the ole T-bone, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, supersonic faggotronic, swinging with friends, The More You Know, This is fucking bullshit, you might be gay if you like this, your mom loves felt love, Your Welcome Hotspur, zero fucks . . Author: jiquanda am2 . Comments: 177 Comments

MMM 322: Hot wire

So the solar box we’d initially bought to power the horse fence lasted approximately one day installed, then stopped delivering the requisite zap. So yesterday I dug a 60′ trench, buried the cable, and now our new fence is on-grid and the solar box is hopefully going back to the factory for a stern talking-to. Fortunately (?), all four equines are still with us. Still lots and lots of unpacking to do, but I’ve got Thursday and Friday off this week as a gap between contracts. Should be plenty of time.

High-waisted.

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May 7, 2018
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 149 Comments

MMM 321: the perimeter

If I walk the edges of the giant rectangle that is my new yard — even cutting the corners to avoid brambles and lightly wooded areas, it’s a little over a half mile around. That means if I wake up, go out and do chores, then walk the edges to check on things, I’ve got a half mile walk, and I didn’t even have to leave home to do it. Do that 2-3 more times a day, and you’re starting to talk about a decent amount of exercise, plus the security of looking at all of that throughout the day, keeping an eye on potential problems or developments. Going to try and make that part of the new routine.

Cobra pose.