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She fills that dress nicely.
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Your model for today was born May 19th, 1998 in Odessa, Ukraine. She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 36 – 24 – 35 and 115 lbs. Please welcome Miss Stella Cardo.
June 17, 2022
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MMM 499
I really should plan something significant for next week.
Glistening with pretty eyes.
June 13, 2022
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, homophobe, misogyny, motorboating done wrong, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, pelvic thrust, racist, rape culture, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, you might be gay if you like this, Your dad likes this, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 102 Comments
MMM 498
It’s June already? Where did the time go?
Quads.
June 6, 2022
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, homophobe, misogyny, motorboating done wrong, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 107 Comments
MMM 497
No Memorial Day content planned from me other than my invitation to remember those who passed in service to the nation, and that the nation they died for will surely be lost without that same courage invigorating us here at home.
USA USA USA
May 30, 2022
Categories: barely passable trannies, homophobe, misogyny, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, Shark Week, She-Meat, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 49 Comments
MMM 496
Getting close to the 500th. I should, like, do something special for that one.
Nice hat.
May 23, 2022
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, homophobe, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, Lesbians, misogyny, racist, rape culture, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, She-Meat, Stetson, Taint Tanner, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 124 Comments
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Your model for today was born August 19th, 1995 in Vienna, Austria. She stands 5′ 10″ and measures 34 – 24 – 36 and 137 lbs. Please set the table for Miss Katharina Mazepa.
May 13, 2022
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MMM 494
It’s a new day! Wait, it is a new day, isn’t it? I mean, there’s this big bright ball in the sky and no snow on the ground, and that’s really weird, but I feel like that’s happened before.
She seems enthusiastic.
May 9, 2022
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MMM 493
First week of May. Geez, time flies when civilization is being wrecked, don’t it?
I haven’t had this yet and I’m going to need some soon.
May 2, 2022
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MMM 491
Howdy, happy Dingus Day.
I feel like we just had this one, but it was in the queue for this morning. And it’s nice.
April 18, 2022
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