you might be gay if you like this | Waiting For Biden to Make a Coherent Statement Since March 2009

MMM 418: Throwback Monday

A choice selection of images from Year 1 in the old style.

Woman, clean.

October 19, 2020
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, homophobe, Lesbians, misogyny, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, racist, rape culture, redhead, robust hindquarters, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 152 Comments

Public Service Announcement

“Unconscious people don’t want tea…”

I am pretty sure that line isn’t supposed to be funny, but…..

Also, ya gotta love the 80’s…whether you want to or not

Welcome to my state….

September 24, 2020
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, 80s, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, By The Beard Of Odin!, Chocolate, DDH, Finely Freckled, Hanks, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Makin' Bacon, new post, pelvic thrust, riding the cock carousel, Socialism!, tenterhooks, The More You Know, Thorific, Uncategorized, Uniform, whiskey, Who Cut The Cheese?, Wipe your Cobarruvias!, wisermeany, Xanthan gum, You have some Junk in the Trump, you might be gay if you like this, You People Make Me Sick, YOU WISH, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, You're a TOTAL douche, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your mom sends her love, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 193 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born January 20th, 1999 in Thailand. She stands 5′ 4″ and measures 38 – 24 – 35 and 108 lbs. Please don’t get nitpicky with Miss Ellie Lou AKA fitykitty.

Continue reading →

July 24, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #indogyears, #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, ann coulter, Balls, barely passable trannies, BBF, Beauty Personified, beefcake, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, butt-pokey blues, Chicks dig a nice tool, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, duck face, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Hai Karate, homophobe, Hulk Smash, Is This Ham Still Good?, just the D…, Loaded dice, Magic Carrot For Your Mom, Man, Microvag, Mini Eggs, misogyny, mons of Marmota monax, Moon Pie Smash, October Surprise, Penis Sipper, playing Hide the Salmon, Plumbing, POON!, robust hindquarters, Sandra Fluke, Say "What" Again, Scurvy, Shark Week, She-Meat, Smokeshow, soakin' the ole T-bone, Someone needs a sandwich, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Strap On Anonymous, Suddenly Sumo, Taint Tanner, Tube Steak Fever, weiner, Yellow Fever, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom, Your mom likes this . Tags: Boobs . Author: Pupster . Comments: 295 Comments

Finding old rocks and writing a post worth reading takes time, and I had to do some emergency weeding as I discovered some ugly plants were shorting out the hotwire on the fences. So, here’s the content originally in week 4 of MMM. I deleted the first year or so of MMM images from wordpress, so they aren’t duplicated on the server.

Tasteful monochrome.

tumblr_lxemvlHsvH1qhf4ezo1_500

Continue reading →

June 22, 2020
Categories: #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, homophobe, Is This Ham Still Good?, misogyny, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, you might be gay if you like this . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 123 Comments

MMM 407: Throwback

Remember the young, innocent world before pandemic panic? Back when you could go to restaurants or the gym or get your hair cut without looking like you were going to rob the place or do an emergency tracheotomy?

MMM remembers. Here’s hoping a tiny bit of meme magic can help bring that back.

tumblr_lx97gbuV421qeymcmo1_500

Continue reading →

June 8, 2020
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, amazing post, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, Caffeine, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, homophobe, is tee-roy still in prison?, misogyny, open your chaste mouth, pelvic thrust, racist, rape culture, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, right wing rethuglican, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, Strap On Anonymous, TurtleFacePlant, Who You Calling Racist?, wing nut wingnut, you might be gay if you like this, YOU WISH, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, your mom has a robust rumpus room, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, zero fucks . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 259 Comments

Memeorama

Continue reading →

January 25, 2020
Categories: Weekend Memes, weiner, you might be gay if you like this . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 76 Comments

Little Drummer Meme

Yep, you guessed the song! Maybe not the arrangement, though:

It’s after Thanksgiving, we can put up the Christmas decorations now.

AChristmasStory

Continue reading →

December 10, 2019
Categories: #hashtag, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, rape culture, Snake juice guzzler, you might be gay if you like this, Zzyzx . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 132 Comments

MMM 382

Last gasp of Summer this week, forecast says 80s and 90s from tomorrow on. 60s right now. We shall see.

Looks warm there.

Continue reading →

September 9, 2019
Categories: As Little as Possible, Beauty Personified, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 103 Comments

MMM 381: Summer’s End

I knew girl named Summer in high school. She had a nice end. I’ve got some work to do before the snow falls, so the break in the heat is welcome, but winter always brings difficulties. Yes I know summer doesn’t really end for another 3 weeks or so with the Autumnal Equinox. I don’t celebrate commie holidays, so I needed another theme. I choose to celebrate Labor Day most years by working as hard as I can at something for which I won’t be paid, as a remembrance of what communism really is.

The toe of a dromedary.