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Immigrant Meme

May 14, 2024
Categories: Like a Viking, polishing turds, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, skittles, you might be gay if you like this . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 104 Comments

MMM 593

I’ve been doing these for almost 12 years now.

I like her hair.

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May 6, 2024
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, Butt, butt like POW!, Buttt, homophobe, misogyny, POON!, pron, racist, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 73 Comments

MMM 592

Rained last night, but the birds knocked over their water.

Color coordinated hottie.

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April 29, 2024
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Is This Ham Still Good?, misogyny, motorboating done wrong, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, POON!, pron, racist, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, robust hindquarters, Shark Week, She-Meat, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 83 Comments

MMM 591

Kid home sick with cough, insomnia, and separation anxiety. Me too, little one, me too.

Used to see photos/videos of this chick doing crackfat in her back yard all the time. Wonder how she is these days?

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April 22, 2024
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, 8/10 DeSantis would smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, homophobe, misogyny, racist, rape culture, robust hindquarters, Seriously I don’t know what is wrong with you but I bet it is hard to pronounce., She-Meat, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, your mom's cooter . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 86 Comments

MMM 589

Sometimes, all you can do is show up. That’s better than not showing up, I’m told.

Like an Autobot, she is ready to roll out.

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April 8, 2024
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, homophobe, misogyny, motorboating done wrong, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, POON!, racist, robust hindquarters, Shark Week, She-Meat, Strap On Anonymous, you might be gay if you like this . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 96 Comments

MMM 586

Last full week of Lent (which technically ends next Thursday). How’d you do? I gave up full fasts on Wed/Fri when it became obvious I’d be buried in eggs. Didn’t slip up at all on a Friday though.

You don’t see enough barrettes anymore.

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March 18, 2024
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 8/10 DeSantis would smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, barely passable trannies, homophobe, misogyny, pron, Strap On Anonymous, you might be gay if you like this . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 66 Comments

MMM 585

I hate DST, but most people appear to have the objectively-wrong position that we should have it year-round. This is why we cannot have nice things.

Looks warm there.

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March 11, 2024
Categories: #Problematic, 8/10 DeSantis would smash, Emily's Dull Affect, misogyny, POON!, pron, rape culture, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, Shark Week, She-Meat, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 95 Comments

MMM 584

Today is the only calendar date that is also an imperative command.

Lithe.

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March 4, 2024
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 8/10 DeSantis would smash, At least we're not Ontario, barely passable trannies, misogyny, Mostly Not Boobs, motorboating done wrong, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, POON!, pron, rape culture, Redhead Bonus Points, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, this post sucks, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 93 Comments

MMM 583

Leap Day’s coming.

Michelle is ready.

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February 26, 2024
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, misogyny, motorboating done wrong, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, racist, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 53 Comments

Not sure what was happening the first time this set went up, but for some reason we’ve got dramatic, mostly-modestly-dressed outdoor gingers for Presidents Day this year. If Yoorop falls as I expect it to, these will soon be extinct. The weather matches mine at least.

Real blue eyes or contacts?