Rained last night, but the birds knocked over their water.
Color coordinated hottie.
Today’s monochrome.
Sultry redhead bonus points.
Thigh high socks are nice.
Robust hindquarters incoming. Well-worn weightlifting shoes make this gym-tangential.
Abs diptych.
Rock climber.
Nice rhomboids.
Looks warm there.
Remember the world before selfies? Before the word ‘selfie’? Congratulations, we’re the last people on earth who will.
And now, on to tagging this and getting it published.
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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
wakey wakey
Tie clip: https://www.amazon.com/President-Trump-American-Square-Silver/dp/B077TDKKQ4/ref=sr_1_1?crid=L11C23ZC5H2F&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.Gv-Z2LZVmrTktoS3fjk09ovjiKhdRC_SStzbJ3rhrmYDe1ykGhvUK1aMduDfDiZg0viZgvq0QMJ3B8kVbUOUjDfHmoKT5AXNKh7m32ig_LmYuL_PuL-TE5F88YB5ZdF-o6x5Ln3NGBOHvfXAdP5cQK3vDrHy2z6HsYC7K6zR-HJTlUrK5gi2uuwlxjPyWUzzeGjftrqBsXjCVHxcLvXyl4tYmi4ZlXMnJVDvrbW3iIuiryUwkf8JQGlENa43QzFwCHZCEgYx17hFOlqWvPw78pXcIiIswoks4OWj8Sjr9FM.cPDQOvxzN_xUVf2zuMGOd37RXOpOTH3Y_43pcOxHoc8&dib_tag=se&keywords=trump%2Btie%2Bclip&qid=1714391886&sprefix=trump%2Btie%2Bcli%2Caps%2C1261&sr=8-1&th=1
Its small – a tie clip. You couldn’t read the trump part unless you really looked.
Yesterday we had everyone here for Erin’s going away thing. Smoked ribs and wings. Just hung out.
Good morning
Good morning. It’s a glorious day and work remains thin this week. We are going to get the important matters settled at work early, then fuck off the rest of the day. Tomorrow and Wednesday will be crappy weather and better days to be stuck in the warehouse.
Hope work picks up soon.
I have today off ( I work Monday and friday) because we’re getting the floors redone. Then I get NEXT monday off because we’re getting new POS.
Or, the reverse order. I don’t honestly know which is happening in what order.
A new piece of shit?
It’s the POS today and then the floors next week.
Stupid birds.
I’ll take #2, please.
Humn … not sure.
Erin just left. I am officially an empty nester. Tears were shed. She wasn’t in a huge rush to leave.
Point of sale, Pendejo
I knew what it meant.
I’m partial to #3, but they are all good today.
I had to look to make sure the pendejo addressed was Pendejo.
Honestly, a lot of us here could answer to that.
May is front door challenge month.
Remove the front door of your house in support of open borders.
Is Erin moving?
To Ten Uh Sea.
Just kidding! I forgot to where with who.
I think it’s Moving/Memphis/Manbun
1 of 3, 2 of 3 or 3 of 3?
I’m sure #3 has a more attractive face than that pose portrays. As does rock climber who is my pick of the chicks.
We went to our nephew’s graduation at Michigan State Saturday. Holy shit, the virtue signaling and wokeness just oozed out of the atmosphere. We probably heard the word “amazing” a couple hundred times.
Did you know that kids who graduates with a BA are all AMAZING?
Me neither.
heh, did lucky get wind of the whole trump tie tack controversy?
I knew a guy with a BA in chemistry.
He bailed on teaching high school. I met him as a summer intern where he was doing basically the same job I was doing.
I should have clarified. This was the School of Sociology.
I think the engine and med undergrads were told that they had miles to go before they sleep.
Think about it, Michigan State, a cow college, churned out 1,500 undergrads with sociology degrees.
I turned to HotBride at one point and said, “Starbucks doesn’t have this many openings.”
She elbowed me in the ribs.
what was the count on African American studies? Women’s Studies?
Love those ISU degrees. More pizza drivers! But not anymore, because they don’t have cars.
What is amazing is that any of them can walk and chew gum at the same time.
Starbucks may not have enough openings, but I hear Ukraine is recruiting.
Friend of my ex got a Womyxns Studies degree.
Last I heard she was a portrait photographer at Olin Mills.
Is that a step up or down from barista?
Lateral move with a bigger potential upside
It’s a step up. Portrait photographer has more syllables than barista.
Brittney Griner has a book coming out that no one will read.
I shouldn’t say “no one”. Her mom will probably read it.
mom/dad
Required reading for lesbians and WNBA fans
jeez, everyone is still going on about Noem killing a dog
There’s an active campaign to keep her out of the veep slot. Her putting down a chicken-killing dog is the best they got. Expect Driscoll and Green to keep bringing it up no matter how many times people call them dipshits.
Look what they did with the Romney’s dog Seamus story. It doesn’t matter who it is, the relentless hit pieces are coming. Still, it’s probably better to begin with a relatively clean slate. Even with pure as the driven snow Pence they managed to make his refusal to meet with a woman alone a big deal.
On the way up to East Lansing Saturday we drove through this area that was flattened by tornados a couple years ago. Trees are still down all over the fucking place.
I said to HotBride, liberals care more about all of these trees than they do about killing a millions babies a year.
Meh – Noem is dog hitler. She gassed 300000 dogs in Gaza over the weekend with an AR-15. And she didn’t use their preferred pronouns.
it’s a story from a book. people have too much time on their hands.
Just like “grab them by the pussy” was.
Nashville.
ANd i have zero.zero interest in reading anyone’s autobiography.
Well, to be accurate, you should call it a biography, because ten bucks she didn’t write it.
I honestly do not see why it is so complicated to end the encampment at Columbia.
Bring the same mob of cops with riot gear, advance shoulder to shoulder through the camp pushing the filthy hippies out. Right behind them put a gang of construction laborers and a couple of thirty yard dumpsters.
Or robot dogs with flame throwers.
Whiff of grapeshot, as is traditional.
They are like Jerusalem artichokes, Hotspur. You have to do more than just pull the weeds. Flamethrowers come to mind.
And that’s why jerusalem artichokes aren’t legal in MI.
They are basically (barely) edible phragmites.
You can just barricade them in with whatever’s currently in the camp and wait them out.
Leave anytime, no re-entry.
lucky likes Trump. He wouldn’t care about people saying shit about my button.
The faux concern over someone else’s chicken-killing dog just shows how much these people live their lives by proxy. And in some fantasy world where anything bad has to be someone else’s fault. (Seems like a positive to me that Noem took responsibility for what happened and resolved it.)
I love my dogs dearly. They are family. But if they got loose and were running down someone else’s livestock, I would understand if they got shot. And I would consider it my fault that I let the situation happen. Most states allow the shooting of dogs that are harassing livestock.
Back when I had cattle, horses, sheep, and chickens, any stray dog that showed up out in the pastures or showed any interest in the animals was driven off, and if they returned, they ran the risk of getting shot. Happily, I never had to do more than put some rounds in the dirt around them to change their minds.
My method wasn’t to suggest that it would rid the campus of them. My method would end the encampment.
To rid the campus of them, first you expel them, then you trespass them.
Now, as to the racist first minister cunt in Scotland:
Parliament: “We do not accept your resignation. You shall stand in front of Parliament while we hold a vote.”
*Holds vote*
“Now get your filthy racist muzzie ass the fuck out.”
Tough crowd.
Some chickens just need biting.
I agree.
My neighbor one day asked if I minded if she got a rooster to guard her hen house. I said, no I didn’t mind as long as it didn’t wake me up at sunrise every day.
She said that the kind of rooster she was getting didn’t do that. BUUTTT, if it does, I’ll just eat it, she said.
LOL
Question for liberals — which have more rights, chickens or dogs?
Its a weird story and maybe an editor should have told her to take it out of the book. But the left having a field day with it is a bit of an embarrassment for them.
The editor left the story on purpose (from the ghostwriter) and she was too stupid to read the final draft.
I’d bet my life on that.
Hey, MJ, how about I ghostwrite your autobiography?
Leon and Carin can edit.
Today I accomplished a big ass-pot of my Award Winning Chili! It is delicious and will go nicely with the pan of cornbread that I’ll make in a bit. No dogs were harmed in making any of this.
Crazy thing – I bought stew meat yesterday for the chili and it’s $10 per pound around here! Stew meat!
I have reached the point where I no longer care about my job.
This is Not a Good Sign.
2024 is either going to be the year my life undergoes a complete overhaul, or I’m completely finished.
Sounds good.
About 25 years ago, to prove I’m a real man, I picked up my giant dong, threw it over my shoulder, and went into the Double Deuce to clean things up. The people in the bar were just plain out of control.
Make sure you leave in the part about throwing my giant dong over my shoulder.
There was a Stew Flu pandemic that almost wiped out the Stew population in the mid-west. Stew meat prices have risen accordingly.
https://i.imgur.com/tSI1tKL.mp4
Crazy thing – I bought stew meat yesterday for the chili and it’s $10 per pound around here! Stew meat!
I haven’t seen a beef tenderloin for sale in at least 3 years. Filet steaks were priced at $29.99/lb when I checked today.
Being beat up with a giant dong is one of those stories I think I’d keep to myself. Might lie to people and tell them you used, like, a board or something.
MJ and I used to belong to this group called the Giant Dong Club.
One day this dude walks in and walks up to MJ and says, “Hey son, how big a dong do you have to have to get into this club?”
And MJ says “Bro, see that dude over there with the lump in his sock? Why he’s the janitor.”
She needs to remind everyone that Obama ate a dog.
I have reached the point where I no longer care about my job.
I can’t recall any job I’ve ever had that I didn’t feel that way now and then. They all had their ups and downs. Reacting to that feeling was almost always a mistake. It’s easier to fight the feeling than the job.
How do the Republican’s get my cell phone number to inundate me with so many fund raising texts? Who the hell sold that off to them? Is there a limit to the number of numbers one can block?
They burned this bridge a long time ago with their unfulfilled promises and lack of performance.
I’ve donated to candidates in the past and that’s all it takes. I originally just deleted the texts with the idea that calling them junk proves you’re alive. It didn’t seem to affect the number I got so I delete and report junk now. I’m not sure who devised the inundation method of begging for contributions but witnessing it firsthand makes me believe that they think we’re all idiots.
Dan wouldn’t allow me to attend the Trump rally in the Que. It was extremely violent. We signed up for the Rio Rancho rally. It interfered with our work schedule. Still getting fund raising 💩
Saw a 3-4 foot snake crossing our driveway this afternoon. He was just moseying along until he caught my eye and he stopped at the back of the car when I raised my head. I tried to get a picture of the fellow but as soon as I grabbed my phone he zipped off into the yard. Solid black as near as I could tell. Looking it up, I’m nigh certain it was a North American Racer.
MJ and I used to belong to this group called the Giant Dong Club.
One day this dude walks in and walks up to MJ and says, “Hey son, how big a dong do you have to have to get into this club?”
And MJ says “Bro, see that dude over there with the lump in his sock? Why he’s the janitor.”
^^
True story
Best buddy is in the VA hospital. I had to play medivac to get him there. Short of it his supervisor at work fucked with him and damn near worked him to death. I guess he’s more over his job than I am with mine. $20 and pray for oso.
I saw them at least 3 times,
by reporting, that causes the emails and texts to be labeled as spam by online algorithms. That is why more conservative emails and texts are blocked, than are liberal ones.
Question for liberals — which have more rights, chickens or dogs?
Go Go Godilla
WEE ooooo
Bunny needs to go one section to the right.
hoppin fresh
Horse is available at Bonanza
Steaks so fresh you can see where the jockey whipped it
Darlene ended relationships pitilessly.