Worst Gerber Baby Food Names
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September 18, 2008
Categories: Tards, booze, man-lesbians, teh funny . . Author: Rosetta
355 Comments
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# Comment by mesablue on September 18, 2008 10:56 pm
Thousand Island Dressing and Vodka
# Comment by pajama momma on September 18, 2008 10:57 pmRanch and Hot Wing
# Comment by mesablue on September 18, 2008 10:57 pmPooter Cheese Chunks
# Comment by pajama momma on September 18, 2008 10:57 pmwait that one sounds good
# Comment by pajama momma on September 18, 2008 10:57 pmum, that was to my comment, not mesa’s
# Comment by Rosetta on September 18, 2008 10:58 pmNew thread is up, homos.
# Comment by bmac on September 18, 2008 10:58 pmWatermelon Pork Chop
# Comment by mesablue on September 18, 2008 10:58 pmStrained Chicken Lips and Assholes
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you just wanted it posted twice that I think pooter cheese chunks sound good, don’t you?
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Everything in the Kitchen Sink
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Leftover Cereal Milk
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Goat Lactation
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Syphillis Toddler Bites
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Gin & Juicies
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Pre-Digested Peas
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O’Reilly Spew
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The “used cereal milk” thing.
This is Absolutely True.
A friend of mine bought a TV while in OKI, and it very quickly became a ritual for a handful of us, to all gather in his room, on sunday, with our own BIG ASS little kid bowls, and shit, and we would all lay on the floor and watch TV (he wasn’t very good at steeling stuff, he only had 1 chair) eating cereal from a gigantic bowl, and we would watch TV until we finished the milk.
Keep filling up the bowl until the milk is gone.
While laying on our stomacks watching whatever it’s called, armed forces television? And yes, there are cartoons on that channel.
Then we would all get up, and slurp the ultra sweetened milk, because of all the cereal we’d eaten, and then go out and go snorkeling, or doing something WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY more stupid (but I won’t describe that, cuz you likely won’t believe me until I find the fucking pictures.)
I LOVED that shit.
And man, Our christmas in Oki was AWESOME!!! Another story that sounds like a story, but, that too is true.
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Bill Clinton
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Strained Handy Manny with roasted chunks of Dora and Diego. It is Hispanic Heritage Month after all.
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wicked, that’s just gross. I’d always joke with my sister asking if she wanted my leftover milk because we both think that’s the grossest thing ever…..ok not ever, but it’s gross
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Jack Daniels and cheese is good.
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welcome floyd
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McRib and urinal cakes
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This would be your milk, right?
my leftover cereal milk
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Thanks PJ Momma I loves me a good gross out.
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PJ?
We would drink from our own big ass little kid bowls and drink the milk from our own cereal.
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Fiberglass
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Collard greens and chitlins.
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We would drink from our own big ass little kid bowls and drink the milk from our own cereal.
I missed that part, sorry. I feel better now. you and your communal cereal bowls can stick it
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Desperation and Ennui
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OH! another thing!!
After Yeti (the guy who started this trend) realized it was a trend among us, (the cool kids, Yes, I have a habbit being a part of the cool kids.) He changed it up a bit.
He bought a fucking serving spoon, and ate his cereal from a serving spoon.
You couldn’t top that, table spoons, fine, but if you got a serving spoon, you were copying, if you got something bigger, you couldn’t even eat from it.
But Yeti, looked like an axiomatic 5 year old watching tom and jerry with his fucking big ass bowl and serving spoon.
spend a year in a foreign nation with young people who are all rather bright and bizarre senses of humor, and you get insane stories, that are actually quite funny.
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Your Twin Didn’t Make It
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Saline Solution
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Gnatcatcher
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RU-486
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Man sweat with smegma ripple.
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oysters and non-descended testicles
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Cooked Grits and Boils
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Feta Cheese and massive sodium overload.
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That Little Area Around The Toilet Where There’s Screws Covered By White Caps
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too late, obviously.
don’t be a waterhog then?
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Minced Chicken Liver, in PJ’s Breast Milk.
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Actually, Minced Chicken Gizzards in ND’s Breast Milk.
I don’t know which is more sauerd.
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Minced beef and W/P’s back hair
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Benadryl and Everclear
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Tofurkey Neck and soy man milk.
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Benadryl and Everclear
Is Floyd Crazy!!!Thats Called MONDAY!
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Osama bin Laden’s Dung of a 1,000 Camels
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rawmuscleglutes and uncooked bread.
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Minced Olives and Bathtub Gin
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Massengill and Leek
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Boiled Beets & Battered Wives
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Live Birth Obama Boulonaise.
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Third Term Patte’
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I think this might be getting too gross.
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cemencello.
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Afterbirth augraten
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Postpartum Feed Yourself Dinner
HAHAHAHA!
oh, um
*cough
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Kotex Chex
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twice eaten potatoes.
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I’m laughing so hard, it feels like I just did 50 sit-ups.
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Cotton
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when was the last time you did that Chief?
I’m just 32, soon to be 33, and I ain’t done that in more than 6 years.
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CAMPBELLS INSTANT NEW ENGLAND CLAM CHOWDER!!!
VICTORY IS MINE!!!!
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“maguro.”
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Jamie Hynemen ROCKS!!!
Adam Savace is a bitch.
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just a l this much >< ass rape, served in a creme of kernal, and a side of catholic cracker, with a touch of pelosi/biden fetus.
FUCKING COLD MEDS!!!!
I’m not good anymore on this thread, gonna go insult people somewhere else.
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when was the last time you did that Chief?
September 2004
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Caffeine Chunks in 5 Hour Energy Juice
Screw that!
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make mine dill and crunchy please. I don’t like pickles that squeak when I bite them. It gives me the chills
So……….you like it when pickles squeak?
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bmac’s got it goin on tonight
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G’nite, Gaywads!
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Don’t know if you guys are still visiting aces, I just saw a good comment from “runninrebel” in response to me, (yes I’m egocentric.) that I thought was funny.
Any of you guys interact with him or her?
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“Pj’s direct from the udder sour milk!” Only served in batches of 5
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every blog that ever existed: first google hit:http://thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/2008/08/august-is-gonna-be-fun/
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Okay, now that we exhausted the gerber thing, we are reaching into dog clit territory.
I’m,
quite honestly,
Affraid.
Okay?
Just saying.
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asspennies and dogclit.
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Only Pleasures Brad.
12 days into acapulco, and a 28 day one that went to peru.
BTW Peru? SUCKS!
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Well I did a one week japanese float but that doesn’t count.
We went, we dropped off, no leave, and came back.
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My time in okie was direct service. Mesa floated to Oki, I was assigned there.
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Red Bull and Meth Melange.
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Stewed Dinggleberry In Formunda.
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Andy Sullivan’s Expelled Milky Loads.
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Dried choad flakes…Just add water!
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Wrecked Rectum Stew…now with clots!
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Obama brand Milquetoast…perfect for teething babies.
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Strained fish eyes.
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I’m working on the post on the Forrestal Fire and wanted to know if you guys had any shipboard firefighting training.
We did, I believe our training consisted of, “GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY.”
Yeah, I think that was what we were taught, in fact, I think thats what all Marines are taught on ship.
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Rosetta tried to take the donkey home with him from Tijuana.
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“GET OUT OF THE WAY”
and if you can move, then “FIND YOUR BIRTH!”
And if there are people, “GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY,”
Then you run to your birth.
“and BTW SECURE THE HATCHES!!!”
I can’t remember all of my training on ship, but it largely consisted of me being told to stay put, or get out of the way, and not to forget to secure the hatches.
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Rosetta was once tossed out of a Mexican cantina, not for shoving empty beer bottles up his ass, but for expelling them with such great force. It was a trick the other patrons found endearing until he screwed up his aim, and knocked the bartender out.
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Sorry Brad, BTW, email me that civil war series, have to go to the library in the next couple days.
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Wait!!! You’re a Doggie Brad!!
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granted it’s a “berth” but whats a doggie doing bashing me?
Okay, I’m tired, and actually sober, rather than the insane crazy I’ve been going through with the sudafed shit (DO NOT DRINK OVER SUDAFED!!!!)
I’m just talking shit.
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I grew up in a navy family. I know what the fuck a berth is. You young whippersnappers just don’t know what the fuck is up. Enjoy your sudafed.
I won’t email you the civil war series. It’s right here.
http://www.amazon.com/Civil-War-Narrative-Vol-Set/dp/0394749138
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