BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born March 14th, 1989 in Lake Elsinore, California. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 34D-24-34 at 114 lbs. Please calm yourself and welcome Miss Joselyn Cano!

 

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to the Dunkirk edition of Hunky Hump Day. I finally saw the movie, and there was plenty of HHD fodder (Easter eggs, not so much). So let’s get started.
I was looking for something appropriate for France and found this.

Now for the hunks.
Cillian Murphy.

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Thanks to MJ for being totally predictable and spazzing out after 2 whole weeks in a row, and thanks also to Roamy and Hotspur for filling in around the edges.

Your model for today was born in “Merica in an undisclosed location on August 2nd, 1994.  She stands 5′ 3″, measures 34DD-24-36 and the weight…she goes up, and she goes down.  Please ship MJ a fresh bag of dicks and welcome, Miss Lennox Luxe!

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Well, I don’t know if some kind person fixed the editor or if clearing the cache did the trick, but I’m happy to report that editing is not a PITA this week. The buttons are there, so let’s push ’em.
First, the song of the day.

Then the hunks.

Let’s Try To Laugh A Little Today, M’kay?

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I hate hate hate the new editor. This is an old poat, copied over so I have all the tags and shit, because stupid me installed Chrome only to find out that doesn’t work for me, either. The usual menu where I can add media is still gone. POS. Enough of that noise, let’s get started.

I like the twofer…

Big Boob Friday

Everyone shut your smollet hole and pay attention for a second. Donald Trump is god’s gift to conservatives. You may quibble with his demeanor, his communication style, or his brash NY sensibilities. You may not quibble with his results. As George Washington once said of the great Civil War general Winston Churchill, ‘I can’t spare this man. He fights.’

Ladies and gentleman, I believe this is the difference between the GOP and Trump voters. The CC republicans can’t and won’t fight, whereas his base is begging for it. Brigadier General Jay-Z said it best when referring to the chickenheads of the Afrikorps on the eve of the battle of Saratoga…

Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a ho (never trump)
This is not a ho in the sense of having a pussy
But a pussy having no goddamn sense try and push me
I tried to ignore ’em, talk to the Lord
Pray for ’em, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type, loud as a motorbike
But wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight

If that doesn’t perfectly describe Jonah Goldberg I don’t what does. Loud as a motorbike, but couldn’t bust a grape in a food fight. Dammit man, do a few burpees and have some self respect.

Today’s model is a gorgeous and slim bed duster. You’re welcome! Please put down your ski masks, white face, clothesline, and red hats and welcome Antonella Khallo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Pour me another cup of coffee, and let’s get moving.

I watched “Hacksaw Ridge” on Sunday and saw this guy…

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.

Birthday boy Dean Geyer.

Big Boob Friday

I’m just gonna apologize in advance for what’s about to happen here today. Deeply, and with heartfelt empathy for your flaccid donut, I’m sorry.

Today’s musical selection is of the deep hizouse variety and features a smokin’ hot Eastern European babe as the visual accompaniment to a lovely track. I wrote this while measuring the hourly bacteria count on countertop butter. That’s a lie. I didn’t write this song. I’ll allow you a second to recover.

Honestly, I feel bad about this. Brandy Talore is a former adult movie star, turned professional trailer trash, back to porn, then back to full time trash. She got her start in the yogurt catching business after a brief stint as a nude model. But fear not, she made sure that her family knew what she was doing. It’s also posited that her rather large udders and nips were the products of nursing two children all before the advanced age of 22. Nine years later Brandy called it quits but then briefly came back to the biz in 2017. To say that the off camera years were a bit hard on her is like saying that Illan Omar has the grace of a debutante. Poor fap disaster!

Amy Shumer?