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HHD 06-07-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
It’s been that kind of a week, and it’s only Wednesday.

Now for the hunks.

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June 7, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: holy crap i am tired . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 76 Comments

HHD 05-31-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I almost went with this but decided on this one instead.

Now for the hunks.
Birthday boy Jonah Hauer King.

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May 31, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: but I remembered this time, short week . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 79 Comments

Better Be Good To Meme

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May 29, 2023
Categories: bewbs like DAMN!, butt like POW!, I feel like chicken tonight., If You Don't Like PattyAnn, Like a Viking, Like you know how to read., Rosetta Likes This, Tastes Less Like Regular, Tastes More Like Regular, You Make Me Feel Like Dancing, you might be gay if you like this, Your dad likes this, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 63 Comments

HHD 05-24-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I need a classic tune.

Now for the hunks.
Birthday boy Alberto Frezza.

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May 24, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: TPTMNBN is kicking my ass . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 105 Comments

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
When I saw yesterday’s post of “Meme It”, this is the song I thought of.

Now for the hunks.
Birthday boy Pierce Brosnan.

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May 17, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: nine states in ten days . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 63 Comments

HHD 05-10-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
A little more laidback this week with the music, though it reminds me of “It’s Five O’Clock Somewhere”.

Now for the hunks.

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May 10, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: on the road again . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 85 Comments

HHD 05-03-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
A little more in-your-face than my usual picks.

Now for the hunks, mostly from “Nefarious”.
Jordan Belfi

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May 3, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your mom likes this . Tags: creeped out by nefarious . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 89 Comments

HHD 04-19-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I need to get my “Best of the Mavericks” CD out.

Now for the hunks.
Birthday boy David Tennant.

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April 19, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your mom likes this . Tags: fewer kidney stones, moar coffee . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 78 Comments

MMM 541

It snowed here. In late April. We better ban more things or the global warming will kill us all.

Kicking it off with a triptych.

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April 17, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, barely passable trannies, misogyny, rape culture, robust hindquarters, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your mom likes this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 58 Comments

HHD 04-12-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I remember Elvis singing this song, but I decided to go with the Platters’ version.

Now for the hunks.
Birthday boy Johnny Messner.

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