Celebratory Saturday

Congratulations to MJ and GND.

All the best!

Big Bachelor Boob Friday

Hello furry friends, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

I wrote this song for MJ’s Bachelor Party, to which I also did not get invited.

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Our features for today are naturally attached to a glamour model, musician, and reality show participant. Born October 2, 1985 in Essex, England, UK, EU, Earth, she measures 32FF-27-32, 5 ft 3 in and 112 lb. Please prepare a nice fruit salad and welcome, Miss Casey Batchelor!

Miracle Scratch & Sniff Post (!!!)

I’ve been in touch with a crackerjack crew of whiz kids at MIT and CalTech and am pleased to present one of the world’s first scratch and sniff posts! They really struggled with the videos. You can imagine how the constantly shifting images would be a challenge. It’s passable for now but I think the potential for improvement is there.

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day, where nips are allowed and junk-holding is not. Speaking of junk…

Now for the hunks.

Cross Wire

And so we find ourselves with one foot on the dock and one on the boat.

MMM 221: It just keeps coming

Monday again, and nothing has changed.  Mound somewhat more filled in.  Seeds in soil but not yet sprouting.  Baby crawling, standing with a lot of help.  Still heading into the job I shouldn’t have taken today, such is life.  I ain’t got it that bad, it’s merely relatively bad.

Happy Monday.

Moooooose!!!

As Little as Possible Saturday

Hope you are having a good weekend.
Thought this was worth sharing.

Hugs.

[Cyn: Obligatory Poat Update]

 

Obligatory John Kasich Campaign Commentary [HM]

BBF

Hello pranksters, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

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Your model for today lives in Miami but was born in Atlanta, Georgia on January 19th, 1990. She stands 5’2″, weighs 105lbs and measures 34-24-35. Please stop Dan from making it rain long enough to welcome, Miss Valeria Orsini!

Thursday Poat: Hot Sauce Edition

The other day, when asked what something she always carries with her, HRC answered unhesitatingly “hot sauce“. Apparently, carrying hot sauce around with you, is a black people thing. And she needs the votes of Obama’s biggest voting bloc percentage-wise, to win. This election cycle has been very educational for me. 8+ years of SCOAMF inhabiting the airwaves and I just heard about CPT last week. Honestly. And here I am, the definition of a racist by virtue of my ethnicity, gender, age and prior service. Yet, Hillary and De Blasio needed to educate me on this important terminology. That got me thinking, what would my answer be to that question? People who know me would answer: knife, wallet, cash, maybe a little flashlight for trans-illuminating (not cis-) ganglion cysts. That would be a great thread: “What is in various Hostages pockets?”

This song is from a show called True Blood that I’ve only seen because Paula tried watching it on Netflix and eventually gave up on it. This song, which sounds like it was sung by a local bar band, will not inspire me to try watching it again.