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04/25/17
I wrote to Hillary Clinton when she was the First Lady. Here is copy…
Dear Mrs. Clinton,
If you’d give President Clinton a blow job once in a while he wouldn’t put a cigar in a ladies (my mommy calls her a whore whatever that is) hooha.
Sincerely,
Mare
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Only seen 2 moose up close in the woods in my life. Seen lots off in the distance.
Moose steaks are good, and I made a killer chili with ground moose a few years back.
Mooses are scary as fuck up close.
http://is.gd/ajjzQb
http://is.gd/cj1agR
Pups, I’m wearing one of my Stitch tees RIGHT NOW! ❤️ the Oso instagram.
A moose bit my sister.
http://is.gd/jjilJk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cFSWxzXXOo
http://is.gd/jc9IER
Dan has pork in the slow cooker. Pulled pork sammiches tonight. Smells yummy.
Comment by Pupster on April 24, 2016 4:19 pm
http://is.gd/cj1agR
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Hahahaha.
Salmon report?
Comment by osoloco11 on April 24, 2016 4:44 pm
……. pork in the slow cooker
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Is that a euphemism? ;)
Man paid prostitute with charity money and a primate, police say
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Best headline so far today.
Hahaha If I had realized it was such a low hanger, I would’ve added the SYWM!!!
Ah, but it was a “Bush Baby”™, so appropriate…
I forgot the newspaper in the car. Wanted to check the ads. Grabbed Dan’s gangsta shorts to wear while I ran outside…forgot I was wearing my tiara. Almost ready for PoW.
http://is.gd/H81TKH
kolsch in the fermenter, and pepper stout beef is almost ready.
Comment by Jay in Ames on April 24, 2016 6:50 pm
kolsch in the fermenter
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Worst euphemism evah.
ave some pine saplings you can have as well, but it’s your turn to visit me. Willow branches I have in abundance.
otay. What days are good?
This is going to require some planning.
The Moose should have told you out front …
Mooses are so cute until you piss them off. They are mean mofos.
Is Mooses a word? Like Mices?
blah blah blah my legs are killing me.
Wall sits were a bad idea, for the day before three days of nonstop walking.
Wall sits are always a bad idea.
One day I’m going to let my freaking auto correct type my comment. I’m so sick of having to backspace and correct. You’ll know when it happens, I will make even less sense than I do now.
I moved about 158788 barrels of dirt.
My arms are going to tell me about it tomorrow.
Strawberries plants. Raised beds have more dirt in them. MOved a bush, Planted a tree. Moved another bush. ANd another bush. Then some raspberry plants.
I feel like I did other shit, but can’t remember.
We speak auto-cucumber Aprilwine.
Aprilwine – this is my favorite song you did.
Not directed at anyone in particular:
http://is.gd/_bitchslap__
This one was pretty good too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psv7uF7_A8c
No way. This is her best song:
http://is.gd/BdnFNE
I took a walk on the wild side. Put a lemon wedge in my Diet DP. 👊🏻
Actually, this WAS my favorite song they did. Took me a bit to find it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfvBw_27FNY
1-2 in the Bean Bag Toss Tournament.
Hairs cut.
Groceries shopped.
Meat loafed.
Cocktail time.
I still need to roll my cigarettes and pack my lunches.
I’m starting another weight loss contest with some fatties like me at work. Weigh-in is tomorrow. Losers buy lunch at the Brazilian Steak House in 90 days.
Dont let your meat loaf.
I can’t do weight loss. I’m a champ. We have one at work. Triggers.
Drink a gallon of water before your weigh-in.
Ooooh good one Scooter. Coffee works too.
Greetings, loafers of meat.
1700 days today.
And put a couple boxes of lead fishing sinkers in your drawers.
More boxes?
Congrats Sean.
❤️U Angel beard guy!
Dear Donkey Fucking Loser in the Produce Section
Please stop peeling the unshucked corn checking for “bugs” or whatever you were looking for and then putting the cobs back on the pile. If you want shucked cobs, THEY ARE APPROXIMATELY SIX INCHES TO YOUR LEFT. Seriously, you went through half of the corn in the pile there looking for something, which I guess you never found because you DIDN’T PUT ANY CORN IN YOUR BASKET.
People like you are the reason we have to put instructions on shampoo.
Bless your heart,
Hmmmm, where could you hide a few rolls of pennies to bump your weight a little?
Hahaha Howdy Mundane!
smokeybehr shows up and no one asks him how many bullwhips he has in his ass?
WTF, guys?!
Young guy in Produce is afraid of spiders. He has requested a transfer to grocery. He screams like a girl!
*flicks a grasshopper at Oso*
You guys don’t even know April Wine songs.
Screams like a girl!!!!! I H8 the Hoppers!!!
Moron on Facedouche H8s Jack in the Box as much as I do. And it’s fucking theme song. Things that jump need to die.
Evening Hostages.
Whoever it was that gave the younger Drunken Midget this horrible stomach bug that’s taken us both down, I hope they’re as miserable as we are.
Bcoch got the Tempe without going to Tempe!!!
An April Wine cassette lived in the tape deck of my 76 Plymouth Duster. I loved that shit. Of course that made me think of this group:
http://is.gd/bj6H5P
Pretty sure I saw them open for Sabbath or Ozzy at the Garden.
I’m ready to kill Dan. No wai pork isn’t ready for sammiches. No WAI!
Can one of you science guys esplain my ice situation? Why is it more shardy than cube-y?
otay. What days are good?
Next Saturday is free. Sat/Sun of next weekend is also free other than mass attendance.
I think I have a combination of allergies and the flu right now. That or the pork shoulder gave me tummy trouble.
*put on the real best AW song evar, cocktails and debriefs*
Howdy Cyn!!! Phone dying. Binge watching SOA
Can one of you science guys esplain my ice situation? Why is it more shardy than cube-y?
Global WarmingClimate ChangeClimate Disruption
Climate Chaos
You did cook it inside.
Oh yeah, new GoT tonight.
Is John Snow dead?
Brent couldn’t have gotten H2N1 – that was respiratory. Sounds like this is the Fernandina Funk.
These poor people cooking meat inside.
Congrats, Sean.
Seeing Rosetta’s avatar as the header makes me so happy. Really. Just. Good. Sri.uff.
Stuff!
ABQ city council passed a law that all grills, smokers, etc have to be at least 10 feet away from structures. We hibachi/weber while breaking the law/
Fanfuckingtastic on 1700 days, Sean!
Sounds like this is the Fernandina Funk.
I hear it’s actually more likely the Yulee Yuckiness.
That is a good AW song.
Why no 1701, Sean??
Quite simply because I was blackout drunk the day before, mare.
Congrats, Sean.
MMM at like around 530 tomorrow. Bedtime now.
Sean, you know I was joshing. I’m proud of your sobriety and I have no right to,!!
Sean,
I am very glad you are still alive!
Thanks!
Why not 1, Mare?
I put a lemon wedge in my Diet DP this AM. Hoisted a toast to Angel Beard.
Sean, you know I was joshing. I’m proud of your sobriety and I have no right to,!!
Oh, it’s okay, mare. I know you were kidding.
Why not 1, Mare?
*golf clap*
Trying to find a good sourdough in the Q. Dan: Chumpo should know. Have him get us the hook up.
From the food thread:
Cicada Recipies! At Puff Ho:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/14/cicada-recipes_n_3272597.html?slideshow=true#gallery/297390/0
Congratulations, Sean. You are one of the funniest fellers on TittyWeb and I’m glad you’re still with us.
I’m glad for your family, too.
Congrats, Sean.
Thanks, all. It’s good to be alive, and getting sober was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made. I live a life today I never could have imagined five years ago. And I always say this, because it’s the honest-to-God truth: you guys have helped me more than you can possibly ever know.
Is it okay to quit your family? Maybe not permanently, but oh I don’t know, thinking maybe for a week?
I’m asking for a friend.
I am glad you made that decision too, Sean. Very glad. And your majestic AF beard is glad too.
Is it okay to quit your family? Maybe not permanently, but oh I don’t know, thinking maybe for a week?
I’m probably not the best person to ask that question. BUT, I would think that the occasional break is good for everyone’s sanity.
*hugs Sean very very tightly*
*guides him gently into the hot air balloon basket….*
Uhhhh…before I float away, a suggestion, Cyn: See if Krow can get out on a work furlough for week to supervise things while you’re gone.
Scared straiiiiiiiiiii
*drifts skyward*
my most sincere congratulations on reaching another fantastic milestone, Sean.
The world is a much greater place with you in it.
*looks up and waves wildly*
>>>>Why not 1, Mare?
And this is why I love Scott.
*looks up and waves wildly*
Hmmmm…..I don’t believe Cyn has a bra on. Keep waving Cyn!
HA! You can NOT see that from there!
Sure I can’t.
Just keep waving!
You should put some electrical tape over your camera hole.
Nice shoes.
DAMMIT!
School tomorrow, and I have to get up early and write stuff.
Goodnight, sweethearts, goodnight.
This is a fun one from the 1950’s.
I’m glad that we help you out, Sean. If we tried, we’d probably fuck it up, so it’s good we do it while we don’t know.
“WTF, guys?!”
seriously –
does xman have to carry all the fetish weight around this chat room////
Cyn,
When my last motherboard died and I was forced to shop, I bought a new HP Laptop, with Win-10. I started looking through the config
(I was a big part of developing Win-XP) and came across the camera shit, and who/what could control it, I disabled everything I found, went to the garage, cut a piece of black electrical-tape, and put it over the camera and microphone.
Fuck them!!!
I disabled all the telemetry that Microsoft would let me.
The config looked like something from “Person Of Interest”…
Good night Laurawr – nighty dreams, schmoooopie.
I disabled everything I found, went to the garage, cut a piece of black electrical-tape, and put it over the camera and microphone.
Or you could leave it on and build up a helluva subscriber base ;)
http://tinyurl.com/ja5lunh
Ha! That monkey is the stuff of nightmares.
Kinda like your mom.
The world is a much greater place with you in it.
Plus it’s nice to have a designated driver for TITS.
http://is.gd/JSxK0D
for scene
👍
Third Weekend in June: Meatup.
Location: TBD
Would anyone NOT be able to swing this weekend? Is this a big graduation weekend or anything??
http://is.gd/JSxK0D
Dogs can be buttholes. This is fact.
Cyn, the 18th and 19th, right? Depending on location, I might be able to swing that.
Skool is long out here but I wasn’t sure in other parts of the country.
San Diego Meatup? I’ll be down that way the second week in June looking for places to live.
The config looked like something from “Person Of Interest”…
If someone up in Redmond ends up watching me jerk off to lesbian porn that I find through Bing, I think I’m getting the better end of that deal.
I’m just saying is all.
Leaning toward center of the country, easy access for almost all. Thinking STL and the biggest baddest ginormeous celebration/wake/reunion/meatup.
Hey, ATL is easy access. Big airport, everyone flies there.
What? It’s driving distance for me? That has nothing to do with it! I’m offended that you would think that would influence my recommendation.
GODDAMIT!
The Shawshank Redemption is on and I need to be up at 7am…..
fuuuuuuuuu
Denver’s fairly centrally located as well. Large airport to get in and out.
Noooo, no influence at all.
The Shawshank Redemption is on and I need to be up at 7am…..
HOLYSHIT – that movie is never on. Welp, there goes the video of somebody’s kindergarten graduation on VHS. It’s for the greater good.
“Kinda like your mom.”
mother was a lovely beast
“VHS”
prolly beta
Andy Dufresne is the movie version of Scott…
god bless us.. DVR…
I’m suckered in and watching Jerry Maguire. BUT..I’m not going into work tomorrow. The younger Drunken Midget and I are taking the day off to hopefully, finally, recover from this crap.
It’s a guy flick…
Cyn would never understand..
There’s prolly math in there. Pffft.
It’s like Die Hard. If Die Hard is on, you watch it. No, Timmy’s graduate can wait. Die Hard is on.
There’s prolly math in there. Pffft.
and showers.
It’s like Die Hard. If Die Hard is on, you watch it. No, Timmy’s graduate can wait. Die Hard is on.
zakly
>>>and showers.
Explains so much
Explains so much
see, that’s why chicks don’t get it…..
Same reason chicks don’t get Field of Dreams….
or The Great Santini
“I hope I can make it across the border..”
“I hope I can shake my friend’s hand again.”
>> Field of Dreams….
Never heard of it.
I should have gone to bed…….
How bout Cleveland in July? I’ll bring the helmets.
Okay, showering soap-droppers… nighty dreams.
Never heard of it.
Blasphemer
Field of Dreams is an awesome flick!!
Sean! I had no idea!! Congrats and keep up the good work!!
Drive Erica’s red Peugeot.
Evenin’, hosefuckers