Cross Wire

And so we find ourselves with one foot on the dock and one on the boat.

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In lieu of HHD

mare made me do it:

Any country male singer will do but here’s one:

NASHVILLE, TN - DECEMBER 15:  Recording artist Chase Rice attends the 2014 American Country Countdown Awards at Music City Center on December 15, 2014 in Nashville, Tennessee.  (Photo by Sara Kauss/Getty Images)

NASHVILLE, TN – DECEMBER 15: Recording artist Chase Rice attends the 2014 American Country Countdown Awards at Music City Center on December 15, 2014 in Nashville, Tennessee. (Photo by Sara Kauss/Getty Images)

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I forgot to add a title to this Father’s Day poat

Happy Father’s Day to all the Hostage Dads! Just think of all the joy and heartache and life lessons fatherhood has brought you and know that…the following people will all probably be voting multiple times each for Hillary next year:
 

 
Brought to you by Sweet Meteor of Death 2016–Because Humanity is Overrated.
 
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HHD

[saucy teaser dude here]

[very naughty video here]

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Big Boob Friday

Hello puppets of meat, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today is a, well…a model and pin-up girl of the “plus size” category. I know that I’ve seen her before, but a search on her name at H2 only brings up hits with you assholes making fun of environmentalists.

I put “plus size” in quotes only because most fashionishtas are faggots and wouldn’t know what a real sexy woman looks like even if she checked their prostate with a jackhammer.  Super Bonus Perfect Buffalone Size is more accurate.

She’s ‘merican, born in 1989, and measures 36-24-36 with some triple D action up front and center. Please stop running your chicken trafficking ring on craigslist long enough to welcome, Miss Gia Genevieve!

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MMM 142: Leon’s not here today

Hi folks, I’m on travel and not hanging out in my home office today, so you get a post but probably not my charming commentary for most of the day. I suspect you’ll be okay. And possibly won’t even notice. Jerks.

Knee strike practice.
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