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Your model for today was born on November 30th, 1996 in Chicago, Illinois. She stands 5′ 9″ and measures 32 – 24 – 34 and 125 lbs. Please meet and greet Miss Madeline Ford.

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May 8, 2020
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, BBF, Boobs, braunschweiger, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dang. I mean...dang., Dog Centric, dog love, ember shoes, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Finely Freckled, fire in the hole, Happy, Hot Diggity Dog, Redhead Bonus Points, shut your whore mouth . Tags: Grated Ginger . Author: Pupster . Comments: 145 Comments

Psychomeme

It’s crazy out there, EMBRACE THE SUCK!

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April 7, 2020
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, chi-chi was here category, dig deep the gathering gloom, flowering flower, Happy, I did not stick a cigar in that chick's cootch, Knockers, mesadick, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Penis Sipper, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Tards, TurtleFacePlant, your mom has a robust rumpus room, your mom's cooter . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 149 Comments

Happy New Year (and a little HHD)

Good morning, and welcome to the first poat of 2020.

Hope you rang in the new year well.

One final salute to 2019.

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January 1, 2020
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Beer, Happy, Holidays, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Love You Peeps, I'm 7 Indians, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: not tired of winning in 2020 . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 105 Comments

Next up: Memes!

Beware of visitors to NASA, roamy!

WhatBroughtYouToFlorida

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June 1, 2019
Categories: 7 / 9 fucks given, amazing post, American Hero, As Little as Possible, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Compound W, Fourth Grade, Happy, Happy B-Day Michael, i'm zero indians, memememems, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, Snake juice guzzler, swinging with friends, Tastes Less Like Regular, This is fucking bullshit, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 163 Comments

The Town

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September 22, 2018
Categories: #H2, Death by Fishstick, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Floppy Disk, FUCK YOU ICE, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Happy, Headless Whoresman, Hitler, Hot Diggity Dog . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 182 Comments

BBF

Hello hair whippers and downloaders, welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born in New York City September 8, 1988. She stands 5’8″ 36E-25-36 and 130 lbs. Please say hello to Miss Tessa Lane!

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November 17, 2017
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, Baconwrappedboobbeer, BBF, Don't Talk Shit About Total, flick it, flick it good, FUCK YOU ICE, Genital Itch, Hambone, Hanks, Happy, Hardware, High Society Trash Bloggin', Knockers, Lactation, Lumber, macadamia, Merry Christmas, mesadick, Moist, Molar, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, pron, Really, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, starfish, Sure Why Not, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, Trump's Fault, TurtleFacePlant, Vaseline Kiss, whiskey, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 146 Comments

BBF

Hello hungry friends, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model was born June 1st, 1987 in Prague, Czech Republic. 5’8″, 40F-28-36 and 136 lbs, please say hello to Miss Shione Cooper!

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August 11, 2017
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, bacon, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Balls, barely passable trannies, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beaver Button, Black helicopters, Boobs, Booze, braunschweiger, Brian Williams, Brut, but not the good kind, Buzzcut, Cash for Crunkers, CHAD, Chicks dig a nice tool, Compound W, Consumption, Coonskin, Dan Rather, Dang. I mean...dang., Double or nothing, Drinking heavily, Easter Pig, ember shoes, fat chicks, foreskin, Fourth Grade, fucking genius, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Hambone, Hanks, Happy, Hardware, High and tight, homophobe, I feel like chicken tonight., I used to be funneh and shit, Jayson Blair, Jesus Freak, Knockers, Lactation, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, misogyny, motorboating done wrong, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pron, Rub meat, She-Meat, slut, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suck It., Sure Why Not, taste the rainbow, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, tubgirl, Tuesday, TurtleFacePlant, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, whatever, whiskey, wisermeany . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 124 Comments

Snarky Saturday

My favorites from this week.
This seemed appropriate for H2.
nice-job
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November 19, 2016
Categories: As Little as Possible, Happy, hopey changey shit, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 280 Comments

Happy Birfday, Joe

joe finger

Joe Strummer, the late lead singer from The Clash, would have been 64 today. 2016 has been such a shitty year that I’m frankly surprised he didn’t somehow come back to life only to die again.

Now, I know that punk rock isn’t really most of the Hostages’ favorite kind of music, but these guys are one of my favorite bands. Plus, we needed a new poat until leon puts up tomorrow’s Motivational Madness. And your mom thinks this song rocks.