HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I couldn’t decide whether to go with a Halloween theme for today or anticipate the election. Halloween is the leadoff – if nothing else, I wanted to post this funny one.

A video to entertain the male Hostages. (If nothing else, watch it for the “287 closed when flashing” bit.)

Ready for some hunks?

Luckily, it won’t happen!

Welcome Looters

Monday Muscular Motivation: Poll Position

Howdy folks and fiends. Happy early Halloween and happy anniversary for me. I won’t be around much today, as I’m taking the day off and the wife and I are celebrating 7 years with a visit to a Brazilian steakhouse followed by a movie. I might embargo news for the day as well, just to give my mind a rest from the nightmare from which I pray the country shall soon wake.

8 days. You’re going to hear and see a lot about polls (as though you haven’t already). Here’s a few poles that are worth seeing, if only for the trending curves they show.

Yay! It’s your first time!!!

Pupster Poat

Last week I drove from Ohio to Tennessee, and while passing through Kentucky, a radio station played my favorite scream-along-to-the-radio song. It is possible I may have blown the speakers out of the rental car. YOU DON’T KNOW.

Big Boob Friday

Good afternoon, Eastwoods. Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who’s the baddest mother fucker of them all? If you have to ask, you’re going to vote for Obama so fuck off.

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I wrote this song for November 7th or late November 6th. It taught me three things: 1. Swedish people are really weird, but smart. They pimp their own shit and aren’t ashamed of it. 2. The bouncing girl at 1:50 is the personification of how I’ll feel if our guy pulls this out. 3. I forgot what three is, but you have to either have a list of three or five things, apparently. A list of two just seems sad, I guess.

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Today’s model is a newbie, and from what I can gather, hasn’t really modeled very much. Judging by her expression in the few pictures I could find, she either doesn’t like it, or has no idea that someone is taking her picture. She is from the Czech Republic, tips the scales at 21 years old, and scored an amazing 34G in the long jump. Please welcome BBF virgin, Lena Hruskova!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mare made me do it

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Will there be an October surprise? You’ll just have to scroll down and see.

First, a little music after the frickin’ Vevo ad (thpfhth). I love the guitar in this.

First up, a request from Mare for Henry Cavill.

damn, you people are lazy

Here’s some stuff to keep your staggering intellects busy:

Who’s on the left?

Pretty girl:

okay, back to the chatting