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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born February 10th, 1988 in Okinawa, Japan. She stands 5 foot even and measures 47 – 33 – 35 and 95 lbs. Please welcome back Miss Fuko Love AKA P-chan.
July 17, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #Problematic, #Reboob, 4/10 Would Still Smash, BBF, Boobs, Death by Fishstick, Double or nothing, fat chicks, Hai Karate, Heavy Metal Thunder, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Knockers, Lesbians, macadamia, Man-Lesbian, meghan mccain fat, Moon Pie Smash, motorboating done wrong, Nice Melons, playing Hide the Salmon, Punk Rock, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Rosetta Likes This, She-Meat, Someone needs a sandwich, Strap On Anonymous, Suddenly Sumo, swinging with friends, those are some big boobs, TITS, Too Much Pressure, Totally Nude, Tube Steak Fever, TurtleFacePlant, who's turn is it to grope Cyn . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 139 Comments
BBF
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born on October 30th, 1988 in Buenos Aires, Argentina. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 37 – 28 – 38 and 138 lbs. First be the change, then jingle it for Miss Giselle Gomez Rolon.
May 22, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, BBF, Beanie, Beaver Button, Boobs, Brut, but not the good kind, Chicks dig a nice tool, Cinco De Mayo, Cults, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, dicking bimbos, Dr B wants to Spank you, duck face, Ed Balls, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, ember shoes, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Federal Witness Protection Program, gardenblogging, Gentian violet, Help me Regis, Hitler, Hulk Smash, Leave Poland Alone, Man-Lesbian, Rosetta Likes This, Rumpus Room Rumba, She-Meat, Smokeshow, starfish, Steamed Lobster, Stetson, Stetson (for men), stupid fucking hippies, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 161 Comments
Enjoy Summer
July 25, 2019
Categories: #H2, 7 of 9 fucks not given, bacon wrapped booger, Chubs, fat chicks, Follically challenged, General Bitching, grope em if you got em, Man-Lesbian, Marez-ee-dotes, Nice Melons, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, Sherwin Fucking Williams, stupid fucking hippies, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, The Religion of Peace, Vaseline Kiss, You have some Junk in the Trump . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 118 Comments
Black Tuesday
Just not feelin’ it today.
March 26, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, barely passable trannies, Brown Snow, Death by Fishstick, Finely Freckled, goatse, Hot Diggity Dog, Lactation, Man-Lesbian, My safe contains your mom, oy!!, Richard Butt RIP, stupid fucking hippies, Where's Cyn?, Your mom sends her love . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 136 Comments
Simple + Machine = Simple Machine
I remember reading about simple machines back in elementary school. Probably read it in an encyclopedia one day. Yeah, pre-internet, pre-video games we lived a boring life. Our parents bought the World Book Encyclopedia and we actually used it since going to the library was a pain in the ass when you didn’t have a car. Or driver’s license for that matter. This quote always puzzled me as a kid
February 28, 2019
Categories: #H2, 10/10 Would Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, cats are evul, CHAD, Douche-bagger, FUCK SALT!!!, FUCK YOU ICE, Granny Clinton, Hambone, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, My Sharona, Nasal Nostalgia, North American Goat Love Association, open your chaste mouth, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, riding the cock carousel, Snake juice guzzler, supersonic faggotronic, Tincture of iodine, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Turkey Taint . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 138 Comments
BBF – Out On A Limb
Ahh-ite, line up, time to get the weekend kickin’. Pupster took a hike is away smokin’ dope and head bangin’ with his buddies on the left coast working hard. Handing the keys to an unstable person is probably a sign of stress. We may need to put up the H2 emergency signal for the West Coast Cabal to go bail help him out.
July 20, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, amazing post, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bangin' your bud, BBF, Boobs, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, california lesbian in love, Chicks dig a nice tool, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, CRUNK JUICE!!!, dicking bimbos, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fucking genius, Happy B-Day Michael, Man-Lesbian, Marez-ee-dotes, Moist, monkey love, One Foot Muff, oprah's big booty band, oy!!, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, rape culture, robust hindquarters, soakin' the ole T-bone, stupid fucking hippies, those are some big boobs, TITS, Where's Cyn?, wisermeany, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 154 Comments
You really should go do something more meaningful than read this pos post
Things mawr meaningful:
How about taking up knitting:
June 19, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 7 of 9 fucks not given, As Little as Possible, bangin' your bud, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, conspiracy theory, coonskin cap, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Easter Pig, fat chicks, Follically challenged, foreskin, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Happy Birfday Wiser, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hosefuckers, Hostages Legal Aid, I am judging you, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, I'm not judging you, i'm zero indians, Jeebus, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Le Luc Long, Learn some shit, Lumbago, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Microvag, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, playing Hide the Salmon, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, shut your whore mouth, soakin' the ole T-bone, Someone needs a sandwich, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Totally Nude, Trump's Fault, vagine, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 196 Comments
Nailing it
Not sure why things like this:
fastenate me but they do. Amazing piece of engineering & still pounding it out after all these years.
I was sooo enthralled by the nail making process I had to commission – YEP – your mom to write a little ditty about it.
May 1, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, amazing post, bangin' your bud, Chicks dig a nice tool, foreskin, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Man-Lesbian, Marez-ee-dotes, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, pruritus ani, soakin' the ole T-bone, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 72 Comments
Saturday funnies
Good morning, there’s a fresh pot of coffee.
Let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today.
Thought of H2 with this.
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January 20, 2018
Categories: As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, Man-Lesbian, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 127 Comments
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Mare’s Musings
April 6, 2020 2:52 pm
From day one, my bullshit meter has been at 11.
Additionally, I don’t believe in crashing the greatest economy in the world because some people may die.
Like all things in a free country, there is a risk.
It’s been said many times but I’m not giving up my guns so you can feel safe. I’m not driving slow so you can feel safe, I’m not going to wear a helmet riding a bike because you think it’s safer. I’m going to play/watch sports that you won’t because you think they’re not safe. I’m going to eat meat that you may not think is good for my health or the effing planet. I don’t give a shit if you think it’s better to be locked up in our houses getting arrested and getting tickets for going outside. You’re wrong. This is America. Freedom over safety. Also, FUCK OFF.
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