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Hello anticipators and wally-ballers, welcome to Big Boob Friday,

Your model for today was born August 20, 1980 in Baltimore, Maryland. 5’7″, 34D-24-34 and 119lbs, please pick up the spare and welcome Miss Christi Shake!

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October 6, 2017
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, bacon, bad trip, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beaver Button, Boobs, braunschweiger, but not the good kind, Dang. I mean...dang., Dog Centric, ember shoes, flick it, flick it good, Hulk Smash, I am, John Galt, Knockers, Lactation, Mercurochrome, Muddle My Mint, Nice Melons, No Drama, O, Okay, Old Person, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, police involvement, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Rub meat, Sac and Fox, slut, Snake juice guzzler, Suck It., Sure Why Not, taste the rainbow, those are some big boobs, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, What the Fuck, Jenny?, whatever, Who You Calling Racist?, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 261 Comments

BBF

Hello honey bunnies and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born March 11, 1991 in Mumbai, Maharashtra, India. She stands 5’7, 35-24-36 and 99lbs. Please hop up , make me a salad and say hello to Miss Poonam Pandey.

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September 29, 2017
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, Balls, BBF, Blankie, Boobs, but not the good kind, Canine, cow snot, Dog Centric, Douche-bagger, flick it, flick it good, Follically challenged, foreskin, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, whatever, whiskey, Whitey is teh Debble, Yard and Garden . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 176 Comments

BBF

Hello my friends, welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model is from Eastern Europe, born in 1993 and measuring 45J-29-42, please get comfy and say howdy to Miss Xenia Wood!

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September 15, 2017
Categories: 9/11 Bush's fault, alcohol, American Hero, ann coulter, asshole, bacon, BBF, Beaver Button, beefcake, Boobs, Booze, racist, shut your whore mouth, Your mom likes this . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 325 Comments

BBF

Hello spooners and herders, welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today is a college student from Portugal, a little light internet stalking reveals little statistical information, I can confirm the absence of the typical porchy pornstar mustache and and prehensile tail. Please stretch your calves and welcome, Miss Carolina Neto!

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September 8, 2017
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, asshole, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Balls, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Booze, braunschweiger, Brut, Canine, Cartman, Chocolate, Chubs, Dang. I mean...dang., those are some big boobs, TurtleFacePlant, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's Thor? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 136 Comments

BBF

Hello fairies, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born November 15th, 1984 in Bury, Greater Manchester, England, Great Britain, United Kingdom. 34F-25-37, 5’9″ and 140lbs, please tickle your platypus and welcome, Miss Gemma Atkinson!

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August 18, 2017
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, BBF, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, Boobs, braunschweiger, Chicks dig a nice tool, Cockfacefuckaloo, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., dicking bimbos, Ed Balls, foreskin, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Hunky Hump Day, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Knockers, Lactation, Lumber, mesadick, misogyny, motorboating done wrong, Nice Melons, Okay, Old Person, Suck It., Sure Why Not, Tastes More Like Regular . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 209 Comments

BBF

Hello hungry friends, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model was born June 1st, 1987 in Prague, Czech Republic. 5’8″, 40F-28-36 and 136 lbs, please say hello to Miss Shione Cooper!

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August 11, 2017
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, bacon, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Balls, barely passable trannies, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beaver Button, Black helicopters, Boobs, Booze, braunschweiger, Brian Williams, Brut, but not the good kind, Buzzcut, Cash for Crunkers, CHAD, Chicks dig a nice tool, Compound W, Consumption, Coonskin, Dan Rather, Dang. I mean...dang., Double or nothing, Drinking heavily, Easter Pig, ember shoes, fat chicks, foreskin, Fourth Grade, fucking genius, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Hambone, Hanks, Happy, Hardware, High and tight, homophobe, I feel like chicken tonight., I used to be funneh and shit, Jayson Blair, Jesus Freak, Knockers, Lactation, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, misogyny, motorboating done wrong, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pron, Rub meat, She-Meat, slut, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suck It., Sure Why Not, taste the rainbow, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, tubgirl, Tuesday, TurtleFacePlant, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, whatever, whiskey, wisermeany . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 124 Comments

BBF

Hello champagne drinkers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born on September 3rd, 1996 in Chicago, Illinois. She does teh pron and has really pretty eyes. 5’5″ tall, 34D-24-35, please think things through and welcome, Miss Lana Rhoades!

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August 4, 2017
Categories: #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, ann coulter, BBF, bbq, Boobs, Booze, Bowler, braunschweiger, Brut, Suck It., Summaries, those are some big boobs, TurtleFacePlant . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 184 Comments

Sunday Poat

Leon linked to Alton Brown’s announcement, so I thought I’d link to this. I’m just gonna sit here and geek out for a minute. Maybe after that I’ll hit the gym. I could try crossfit.

Meanwhile, I want to try this girl’s lemon curd. Here’s a better video of her saying something that doesn’t strike me as important. She also has an Instagram account, because of course she does. In it, she posts mostly tasteful, artistic landscapes as well as occasional pictures of her muffins.

Archer cocktails.

Some music for your weekend.

July 9, 2017
Categories: #Problematic, As Little as Possible, Boobs, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chocolate, dicking bimbos, goatse, I am judging you, Lactation, Learn some shit, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, Nate Silver, STFU, Where's Cyn?, you might be gay if you like this, Your mom sends her love . . Author: Colorado Alex In Exile . Comments: 145 Comments

Hi MJ. Hope you’re enjoying KBILLY’s Super Sounds of the 70’s Weekend.

Hi Sean. I am enjoying a bit of fine music this morning, but alas, none of it is from the 70s.

Alt-J

One of those bands that you can instantly place. Say you’re shopping for a meat ager for your dicks, and you hear something cool in the background. Probably Alt-J. The second side (starts with Deadcrush) is one of the best I’ve heard in a really long time. I think you’ll like it.

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July 1, 2017
Categories: 9/11 Bush's fault, alcohol, American Hero, asshole, Boobs, Booze, racist, shut your whore mouth, Your mom likes this . . Author: MJ . Comments: 212 Comments

BBF

Hello Trash Pandas, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model today was born June 16th, 1988 in San Juan Capistrano, California. 34DD-26-36, 5 ft 4 in and 115 lb. Please mind your business and say hello to Miss Mai Ly (AKA Mai Mao, Penny, Erin Virgin, Mia Crush, Cute Cindy, Tiny Mia, Enya, Mia Melons, Majbrit).

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June 30, 2017
Categories: BBF, Boobs, BOOP!, Booze, Chubs, Dang. I mean...dang., those are some big boobs . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 160 Comments