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I’m going to share a secret with you folks. Pictured below is the GREATEST garden hand tool I’ve ever owned.

Big words, I know – but this has changed my life. And because I love you all so very much (except MJ) I’m going to share this valuable knowledge with you.

This is it:

BEHOLD IT’S BEAUTY. $33 on Amazon, but I got it cheaper at Meijer a few weeks back.

You’re welcome, everyone.

Here’s an old song I’ve been listening to lately – THANK YOU TURBO.

Carry on fine people.

May 23, 2017
Categories: #H2, #hashtag, #Problematic, Beaver Button, beefcake, Boobs, Booze, Compound W, dicking bimbos, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, duck face, I am, I am judging you, I feel like chicken tonight., I used to be funneh and shit, I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm 7 Indians, Loaded dice, Mother Fuckin Bootleg . . Author: Car in . Comments: 115 Comments

BBF

Hello good people, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model is a former cam girl, current porn star, who made a video of petting the kitty in the school library that went viral and got her expelled. Born in Salem, Oregon on June 16, 1995, 5’9″ 32G-25-35 and 125lbs. Please form an orderly line and check out Miss Kendra Sunderland.

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May 12, 2017
Categories: #Problematic, alcohol, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Beer, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Booze, Bowler, Brazil, Brian Williams, Lumbago, Lumber, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, meghan mccain fat, Mercurochrome, mesadick, Microvag, milestones, misogyny, One Foot Muff, open your chaste mouth, oxycontin, Peace Through Douche, peanut, personal junk, Plumbing, poat, police involvement, POON!, pron, Pure Genius, slut, Someone needs a sandwich, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suck It., Sure Why Not, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, weiner, whatever . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 207 Comments

BBF

Hello hair-pullers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Did you know this is Rob Schneider’s daughter? He must be very proud.

Your model is a food writer, journalist and broadcaster known for her popular cooking and lifestyle shows on British television. She was born January 6th, 1960 into the upper class family of Nigel Lawson (now Baron Lawson of Blaby) a Conservative politician who was Chancellor of the Exchequer under Margaret Thatcher’s cabinet. She stands 5’7″ tall, sports some 32G sized jumper pads and weighs in around 10.5 stone. Please stop trying to be someone else and say hello to Ms. Nigella Lawson.

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May 5, 2017
Categories: alcohol, almond, bacon, BBF, bbq, beefcake, Beer, Birthday Cake, Boobs, Booze, Bugout Jelly, cashew, cereal, cheese, Chocolate, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dan's Pickled Eggs, FUCK SALT!!!, Hambone, Huevos divorciados, I feel like chicken tonight., Lazy Man's Lobster, Lobster Benedict, Lobster Newburg, Lobster roll, Lobster Thermidor, LOVE SALT!!!, macadamia, quesadillas, Rub meat, She-Meat, skittles, Steamed Lobster, those are some big boobs, walnut, weiner, whiskey . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 139 Comments

Großer Boob Freitag

Hello beaver chasers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

I really dig this band, I haven’t heard a song I don’t like.

Your features today are a current TV Personality and former Adult Model, born February 8th, 1978 in Frankfort, Oder, East Germany. She measures 37-24-33, stands 4’11” and 123lbs. Bitte hol mir ein Bier and say hello to Miss Bettie Ballhaus !

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April 28, 2017
Categories: Balls, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Ed Balls, foreskin, Hambone, Huevos divorciados, Knockers, mesadick, peanut, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, personal junk, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Sac and Fox, Taint Pics of Osprey, those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, walnut, weiner, whatever, Where's Cyn?, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 169 Comments

I went to a blacksmithing class on Sunday. It was a letter opener class, and there were only three of us there, which was nice because it made the class fairly leisurely. The instructor showed us the basics of the project, and then turned us loose in the forge while she walked around and offered comments and suggestions. This was the second class that I’ve taken at Adam’s Forge, and I really enjoy it. Hopefully I’ll be able to attend a few open forge nights in the near future.

LetterOpenersmall

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April 25, 2017
Categories: #H2, #Problematic, alcohol, American Hero, As Little as Possible, Boobs, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, Cults, dicking bimbos, Don't Make Me Kill You, fat chicks, FUCK YOU ICE, gardenblogging, Hostages Legal Aid, Huevos divorciados, No more wire hangers, One Foot Muff, police involvement, redhead, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, transphobe, Tuesday, unintended consequences . . Author: Colorado Alex In Exile . Comments: 155 Comments

BBF

Hello shit-talkers and two-drink mares, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model is an adult film star, and was born July 15, 1983 in Constanta, Romania. She measures 44G-32-36, 5‘7″ and 132lbs. Please step away from the table and say hello to Miss Sensual Jane!

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April 14, 2017
Categories: alcohol, ann coulter, asshole, bacon, Balls, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Boobs, Booze, Dang. I mean...dang., pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, personal junk, Rub meat, Suck It., Summaries, those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, Three card Monte, TITS, Totally Nude, weiner, whatever, Where's Cyn?, whiskey, Your dad likes this, Your mom likes this . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 177 Comments

BBF

Hello hummers and dogs who know the words, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model today was born on March 19, 1995 in Basingstoke, Hampshire, England. She measures 30G-24-32 on the headturner scale, and stands 5’10” and the obligatory 125 lbs. Please get off the barre and welcome, Miss Jamie Love aka Alice Brookes!

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March 31, 2017
Categories: #hashtag, 9/11 Bush's fault, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshat anonymous, asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, Black helicopters, Boobs, Booze, Brazil, Brian Williams, but not the good kind, Chocolate, Chubs, conspiracy theory, Don't Make Me Kill You, Double or nothing, Easter Pig, ember shoes, furry, Garden, Grippe, Hambone, Hanks, Hardware, Incisor, Jesus Freak, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, Lesbians, Literature, Microvag, misogyny, Oprah's Slut Club, paris hilton whore, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, people make me sick, Redhead Bonus Points, Rub meat, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, weiner, whatever, Where's Cyn? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 138 Comments

BBF

Hello students, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

God I love that song.

Me: Big boat deluxe, big boat denied

Google Play: Big boat devolves, big boat deny

Lyrics A-Z: Big broken love, big broken knives

Revolve Lyrics: Big boat deloves, big boat denies

Your model was born in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia on February 5th, 1991, and currently resides in Los Angeles, California. She stands 5′8″, 110lbs and 34C-24-34 on the nevergonnahappen scale. Please stop ignoring the pussy and welcome, Miss Ellie Gonsalves!

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March 24, 2017
Categories: alcohol, ann coulter, asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beaver Button, beefcake, Boobs, Booze, Breitbart, but not the good kind, Cheedy, cheese, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chocolate, Chubs, cool tunes, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., duck face, Easter Pig, ember shoes, gardenblogging, Hai Karate, Hambone, Hanks, Hardware, I am judging you, I Will Kick Your Ass, Knockers, Like you know how to read., Lumber, meghan mccain fat, Methadone Clinic Cougar, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, personal junk, police involvement, POON!, racist, rape culture, Say "What" Again, Secret Santa, shut your whore mouth, slut, Space pens, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suck It., Sure Why Not, taste the rainbow, TITS, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, Where's Cyn? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 140 Comments

BBF

Hello interspecies friends, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Drink of the week.

Your model was born in London, England, UK, Great Britain on September 27th, 1988. She stands 5’5″ and measures 34F-27-32 on the holyshit scale. Please clean your bowl and welcome, Miss Sammie Pennington!