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November 8, 2018
Categories: #H2, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, amazing post, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Ball de Cheese, BANGLAR COFFEE, Boobs, BOOP!, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Bugout Jelly, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 32 Comments

BBF

Hello commuters, and welcome to Big Bombus Friday.

bombous (bom’bus)— adj. convex; spherical.

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Stop asking me why I won’t take the things you give me
I’m not gonna smile
When you shake my hand an tell me you’re not happy with me

Your model for today was born November 6th, 1990 in Pompei, Napoli, Italy. She stands 5′ 5″, 34-24-36 and 110 lbs. Please freshen your breath and say buongiorno to Miss Valentina Nappi!

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October 26, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, asshole, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Brut, Canine, CHAD, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, ember shoes, fire in the hole, fucking genius, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Hulk Smash, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, just the D…, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Knockers, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, playing Hide the Salmon, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 140 Comments

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Hello story-time friends, and welcome to Big Bathykolpian Friday.

Bathykolpian (adj) bath-ee-kuhl-pee-an – Deep bosomed.

Your model for today was born January 20, 1988, somewhere in Florida. She stands 5′ 6″, 46G-34-47 and weighs a whole bunch. Please wash your face and welcome Miss Athena Blaze AKA Miss Voluptuis!

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October 19, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, BBF, Beaver Button, beefcake, Boobs, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chubs, Dang. I mean...dang. . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 161 Comments

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Hello children, and welcome to Big Bibacious Friday.

bibacious (bɪˈbeɪʃəs) adjective – tending to drink in excess

Your model for today was born in Surrey, England May 16th, 1989. She stands 5′ 4″, 36F-26-36 and 110 lbs. Please race me to welcome Miss Brook Little!

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October 12, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, alcohol, BBF, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Boobs, Booze, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, dicking bimbos, Drinking heavily, i'm zero indians, Juice, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, Lesbians, Merry Christmas, mesadick, misogyny, Nice Melons, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Rosetta Likes This, slut, Strap On Anonymous, Tastes Less Like Regular, those are some big boobs, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Tube Steak Fever, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, whatever, whiskey . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 120 Comments

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Hello front camera switchers, and welcome to Big Balaniferous Friday.

balaniferous: Bearing or producing acorns.

Your model for today was born October 10th, 1988 in Portugal, she stands 5′ 3″ , measures 39-23-34 and 120 lbs. Please use self-discipline and say hello to Miss Sofia Takigawa!

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October 5, 2018
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Cheese Log Guzzler, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Easter Pig, fishy, foreskin, Glitter Shit, Hai Karate, Hot Diggity Dog, Knockers, macadamia, meatdickbreath, monkey love, Moon Pie Smash, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, oxycontin, paris hilton whore, Poon In Ivy, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Rule 34, Shark Week, Strap On Anonymous, Suck It., Sure Why Not, swinging with friends, Tastes More Like Regular, This is fucking bullshit . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 167 Comments

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Hello teetotalers, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Big Baisemain Friday.

baisemain (beɪzˈmæn) n : archaic a kissing of the hand; thus, a sign of respect

Your model for today was born May 19th, 1997 in Orlando, Florida. She stands 5′ 3″, 36E-28-35 and 125 lbs. Please make yourself comfortable and say hello to Miss Brittney White.

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September 28, 2018
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, BBF, Boobs, Breitbart, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Coonskin, Dang. I mean...dang., Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Double or nothing, ducks are people too, ember shoes, fire in the hole, grope em if you got em, homophobe, is there such a thing as bad head, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Jesus Freak, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Make Him Stop - everybody probably . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 157 Comments

Baber Update–1 Year

Dear weirdos,

It’s been awhile so allow me to update you on the status of the baber.

He’s about a year old.

The end.

BUT

Holy fish stick, this is a lot of work. If I would have known how much this little man would cut into my ‘ME’ time I’m not sure I would have made the same decision. I mean, can a guy get a break already? How am I expected to waste 23.5 hours a day if I have to change diapers, rock, feed, and entertain him?

What about me?

And for that matter, what about you?

How do you guys get by everyday without my insight, wit, and honest caring about your day to day obsessions? Who tells you to fuck off? Who urges you to eat those carbs, sleep in, watch a little incest pron, accuse your daughter’s paramour of being a loser and driving a shitty car, plant that weed, give yourself a prostate exam, or try to get in touch with Cyn one more time? Who fake internet laughs at your mom jokes? Who listens to your long boring stories and then responds with a one word phrase? Who pretends to like Hotspur? Who guesses your obscure derpy lyrics? Who admonishes xbrad and then takes a shower to wash off the xbrad?

Who?

And now some baby picture…

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September 15, 2018
Categories: 9/11 Bush's fault, bacon, Boobs, Booze, racist, Snake juice guzzler, Your mom likes this, zero fucks . . Author: MJ . Comments: 162 Comments