Sad Story & then some pics

There once was a monkey named Juan Pedro Eustace Morales Domingo Santa-Bella del a Cruz the third.

He was a very nice monkey.

Then he got mixed up with a bad crowd.

Then he died a horrible death.

My inner monkey weeps at his passing.

-FIN –

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BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

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Your model for today was born November 28th, 1999 in Morioka, Iwate, Japan. She stands 5′ 1″ and measures 402435. Please translate for Miss Hana Himesaki.

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Crytidz – a Message from the Good Doctor

Because I post stupid shit that doesn’t even make sense to me most of the time, one of our brothers here at hostageland sent me a link for this little beastie:

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2021 BBF Miss Congeniality

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday’s 2021 Miss Congeniality Tournament.

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Today’s models didn’t make the cut for the tournament, but I’ve been assured by multiple sources that they all possess sparkling personalities.

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weird puss won’t let me use VPN

It’s gotten to a point where everyone and everything wants a piece of your shit….

No privacy without extraordinary measures.

Maybe the Great Reset will be the petard the ruling scum will be hoisted on.

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Lying Dog-faced Pony Soldier

Things that Drumph Never Said

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Ballistics and Other Boring Stuff

I’ve been trying to think of an entertaining way to organize thoughts on our cursory talks about firesticks and their associated consumables.

This is stolen directly from Merriam-Webster:

bal·​lis·​tics | \ bə-ˈli-stiks \

Definition of ballistics

1a : the science of the motion of projectiles in flight b : the flight characteristics of a projectile

2a : the study of the processes within a firearm as it is fired b : the firing characteristics of a firearm or cartridge

Not sure I’ll pass the test.

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Memeopolis

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BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born on March 30th, 1995 in Palm Harbor, Florida.  She stands 5′ 10″ and measures 342535 and 126 lbs.  Please ring up Miss Katie Bell.

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