Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born August 10th, 1999 in Utah, USA. She stands 5′ 10″ and measures 37 – 24 – 35 and 155 lbs. Please thank Leon for pointing out Miss Ashley Tervort.
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born August 10th, 1999 in Utah, USA. She stands 5′ 10″ and measures 37 – 24 – 35 and 155 lbs. Please thank Leon for pointing out Miss Ashley Tervort.
April 15, 2022
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #H2, #indogyears, #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, Baseball, BBF, Beauty Personified, Beer Tree Farm, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, Birthday Cake, Boobs, BOOP!, Button Nose, Dang. I mean...dang., Dog Centric, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, flowering flower, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, H2 Pets, Help me Regis, Hostages Legal Aid, Huevos divorciados, Hulk Smash, I am, I am a BOOB GENIUS, I am judging you, I Don't Give A Shit, I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm all out of bubble gum, I'm not judging you, I'm totally judging you, In the face, Is This Ham Still Good?, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Lesbians, Like a Viking, Like you know how to read., Literature, Luckiest Dog Alive, Make Him Stop - everybody probably . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 85 Comments
March 5, 2022
Categories: Ancient Clam that's not your mom's, At least we're not Ontario, Beer Tree Farm, duck face, Eat a bag of dicks, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, I feel like chicken tonight., meatdickbreath, memememems, mesadick, Mini Eggs, Nigeria, Not yo baby, October Surprise, Oh Yeah?, Old Person, oxycontin, Possum Jenkins . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 92 Comments
Hello, and welcome to another edition of What the Fuck is in Pupster’s Backyard.
We’ve already identified a thriving Persimmon Tree and Sick Peach Tree, today’s adventure will be finding out the provenance of Mystery Fruit 1. The Fruit in Question grows in the back of the Lizard Habitat in a very shady area, I’ve only clipped the branches that get in the way when I mow back there.
Mystery Fruit 1 drops all it’s leaves in the fall, it looks more like a bush than a tree, it’s only about 4 feet tall and about that wide. In March this year it popped out a bunch of tight pink blossoms that flowered white/pink and then dropped off.
Late spring early summer it leafs out with these dark red/purple long leaves that turn dark green later in the season.
The fruit start as little brown fuzzy looking balls, I thought they would be a nut of some kind, but they start to ripen into a yellow and then red peach-looking type deal.
Inside has a pit like a peach, yellow meat, the green looking side is not ripe yet I think. I’m not doing a taste test fuck that.
I’ll save Mystery Fruit 2 for another day, and ask the question:
WHAT THE FUCK IS IN PUPSTER’S YARD and will LUMPS EAT IT if I ship it to her?
August 15, 2021
Categories: And Now Another Poat by Pupster, Beer Tree Farm, Block Editor, Does this look infected?, Eat a bag of dicks, Fat Piece of Shit, flower power, flowering flower, Fuck you Georgia, Garden, gardenblogging . Tags: Mysterious Fruit and the Hunchbacks Who Love It . Author: Pupster . Comments: 63 Comments
I think I mentioned in the comment section a glorious conversation I had with my stoner, loser, father in law. Let me expand the conversation so you can laugh and cry along with me.
First, I was down in FL on very short notice to fix up my POS condo that was to be sold. The tenants had trashed the place so I needed to paint, make a few repairs, and get the carpet replaced. Since this is Florida, you can’t count on anyone other than your own cheesebag. Hired cheesebags will stiff you, leave you wondering, and steal the cabinets from the walls if left unattended.
So there I was, after driving 8 hours, busting my ass for two days to repair said shit hole, when my asshole father in law invites me for dinner. Great, I say. No problem. I’ll meet you at your mom’s house (not a euphemism) and we’ll go our for Messican.
Out of the shower and I’m ready to go. Plans have changed, we’re going out for Vietnamese but whatever. I’m hungry and looking forward to some fun with GNDs grandma (she’s 91 and sharp as a tack) and her uncle, who is basically a Hostage. They’re awesome people and serve as a shield to my AHFIL. When I look at dear sweet grandma and ask her if she wants to ride with me, she informs that she’s not going. She thought it would be nice if AHFIL and I could spend time together.
The world stopped. I had gone deaf. Nothing made sense. I blinked, tried to gather my shit and desperately tried to control the fear and shock spreading across my face.
My mind instantly went to the scene in The Empire Strikes Back where Luke, missing a hand, beaten to a pulp, and hanging over the edge of an impossibly long fall, finds out he’s the spawn of Darth Vader. If I were in that situation and Vader was my AHFIL and he informed me in his deep, mechanical voice that he is indeed taking me out for Vietnamese for dinner alone, I would have fucking jumped too. Sweet death take me now.
August 12, 2021
Categories: #hashtag, #indogyears, #Problematic, #Reboob, Badtards, Bail Pupster Out For Once, Ball de Cheese, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Crime and Punishment, Happy B-Day Michael, Happy Birfday Baby Jesus!!, Happy Birfday Wiser, John Galt, Juice, Mister Mxyzptlk, Moist, Nice Melons, No Drama, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, Thud Sandwich, Tincture of iodine, Yard and Garden, Your Mom, Your mom likes this, zero fucks . . Author: MJ . Comments: 139 Comments
July 29, 2021
Categories: Baconwrappedboobbeer, beefcake, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 124 Comments
Ok, so recently I was strongly encouraged to attend a struggle session at work, and it couldn’t have been more cringe. Think of that time Hotspur got caught in women’s underwear for the first time in the Macy’s dressing room. Take that, square it, add a cheese bag, and divide by the number of hot dogs Jay ate for breakfast.
Maximum cringe.
One of my favorite things that terrible public speakers all seem to do, is say that they want participation, discussion, disagreement, and debate. From there they generally talk for 20 minutes without taking a breath.
In that first 20 mins I learned a few things:
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May 6, 2021
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Foreignotica, foreskin, Fourth Grade, FPOS, Fuck golf, H2 Eulogy, H2 Pets, H2 Wedding, Hai Karate, Hambone, Phone blogging, Pinch A Loaf, playing Hide the Salmon, Sherwin Fucking Williams, shit squirters, shitballs, Steamed Lobster, Stetson, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's Thor?, Your mom likes this . . Author: MJ . Comments: 115 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born November 17, 1996 in New South Wales, Australia. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 34 – 26 – 35 and 121 lbs. Please lather, rinse, and repeat with Miss Chanelle Punton.
January 15, 2021
Categories: # Hashtag, #hashtag, 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, BBF, Beaver Button, Beer Tree Farm, Boobs, condom free septic tank, TITS, Totally Nude . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 140 Comments
The first video I ever sent to Merv.
The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.
Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.
November 19, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, #indogyears, #Problematic, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, 1979 Bitchez, 2017 Big Boob Championships, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 80s, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, ACHOO!, alcohol, Aliens, almond, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, bacon, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, BADASSDOM, Badtards, Ball de Cheese, Balls, bangin' your bud, BANGLAR After Action Report!, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, barely passable trannies, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, beefcake, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Beriberi, Big Stones, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, birthday beating for bro-cav, Birthday Cake, Black helicopters, Blankie, Blue Man Group, BOO!!!, Boobs, Books, BOOP!, Booze, Bowel Prep, Bowler, braunschweiger, Brazil, Breitbart, Brian Williams, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Brut, Bugout Jelly, Bunker Pants!, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, but not the good kind, butt-pokey blues, Button Nose, Buzzcut, By The Beard Of Odin!, Caffeine, CAIR, california lesbian in love, Canine, Cartman, Cash for Crunkers, cashew, cat blogging, Catnaps, cats are evul, cereal, CHAD, Chapeau, Cheedy, cheese, Cheese Ball, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Chocolate, Chubs, Cinco De Mayo, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Consumption, cool tunes, Coonskin, coonskin cap, Corncob Pipe, cow snot, Cowboy, Crime and Punishment, crisp bills, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Dan Rather, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. 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we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 241 Comments
I’m pretty sure we’re living in a simulation. To support this claim I want to draw your attention to the crazy that is 2020.
First, we’re witnessing white people become absolute racists in order to combat racism. I can’t only assume one of our programmers left a hashtag open and, well, here we are.
Second, a Chinese virus that was supposed to end the world – or at least come close – has turned out to be a bad flu season. I would bet all of my fake money that the code was outsourced to India and they read the requirements wrong. Covid = sys.exit() got written as: scriptcovid.2 (covid = flu. Dot not feather, always fucking up the code, amiright?
And lastly, this poor soul seems to have been built from a base character, but the game developers forgot to make the change from sausage to taco.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the weirdest thing on the internet at the moment…Danielle Muscato. Here’s a brief recap of the story if you haven’t heard about it. Basically our friend Danielle went into a Kroger and blew up at some poor soul that wasn’t wearing a face diaper. Danielle tried to get help from the store security guard and manager but they declined to prosecute this grave injustice. In response, Danielle starting harassing Kroger and the manager about their policy, and well, the blowback was swift. Look, this probably happens a few hundred times a day but for some reason this really struck a nerve with people. I have no idea why, except that perhaps Danielle is the avatar for all social justice warriors and you know, is a man.
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August 11, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, Beer Tree Farm, Belly Button Micro Penis, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Chocolate, Fourth Grade, Fuck golf, GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Gout! Gout! Let it all out!, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, Hot-n-tot's birthday beating, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, Le Luc Long, Learn some shit, Leave Poland Alone, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Moon Pie Smash, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, pets, Pinch A Loaf, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, quesadillas, Snake juice guzzler, STFU, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Summaries, Three card Monte, vagine, Vaseline Kiss, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, Zzyzx . . Author: MJ . Comments: 120 Comments
Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I recently watched “Jersey Boys”, the movie directed and produced by Clint Eastwood about Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. I liked it, Mr. RFH hated it.
Time for some hunks.
Michael DeLuise. Yes, he’s Dom’s son. Much cuter.
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August 5, 2020
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, beefcake, Beer Tree Farm, Drinking heavily, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Music Classics, Say "What" Again, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, Stetson (for men), STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: kilts . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 129 Comments
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.