Pupster’s Orchard

Hello, and welcome to another edition of What the Fuck is in Pupster’s Backyard.

THE ORCHARD IN QUESTION

We’ve already identified a thriving Persimmon Tree and Sick Peach Tree, today’s adventure will be finding out the provenance of Mystery Fruit 1. The Fruit in Question grows in the back of the Lizard Habitat in a very shady area, I’ve only clipped the branches that get in the way when I mow back there.

Mystery Fruit 1 drops all it’s leaves in the fall, it looks more like a bush than a tree, it’s only about 4 feet tall and about that wide. In March this year it popped out a bunch of tight pink blossoms that flowered white/pink and then dropped off.

Late spring early summer it leafs out with these dark red/purple long leaves that turn dark green later in the season.

The fruit start as little brown fuzzy looking balls, I thought they would be a nut of some kind, but they start to ripen into a yellow and then red peach-looking type deal.

The Fruit Flies LOVE THESE THINGS

Inside has a pit like a peach, yellow meat, the green looking side is not ripe yet I think. I’m not doing a taste test fuck that.

I’ll save Mystery Fruit 2 for another day, and ask the question:

WHAT THE FUCK IS IN PUPSTER’S YARD and will LUMPS EAT IT if I ship it to her?

Meming Alive

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BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born November 17, 1996 in New South Wales, AustraliaShe stands 5′ 5″ and measures 34 – 26 – 35 and 121 lbs.  Please lather, rinse, and repeat with Miss Chanelle Punton.

 

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BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born May 13th, 1984 in Barcelona, Spain.  She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 342435 and 120 lbs.  Please heed the warning signs with Miss Eva Padlock.

 

 

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I Fought the Meme

It’s coming! Get your bail money ready, and your work boots.

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