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March 12, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #Problematic, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Ball de Cheese, Beer Tree Farm, butt-pokey blues, chi-chi was here category, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, Floppy Disk, Hosefuckers, Hot Diggity Dog, I feel like chicken tonight., lazy bastards anonymous, Makin' Bacon, Moon Pie Smash, needs more tartar sauce, One Foot Muff, playing Hide the Salmon, Pure Genius, racist, soakin' the ole T-bone, Someone needs a sandwich, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 164 Comments
BBF
Hello, and welcome to Big Bibliognost Friday.
bibliognost – well-read individual; person with wide knowledge of books
Your model for today was born November 5th, 1991 in Reutlingen, Germany. She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 38-24-32 and 117 lbs. Please cuddle-up and say guten tag to Miss Pia Muehlenbeck!
February 15, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 4/10 Would Still Smash, BBF, Beaver Button, Beer Tree Farm, Boobs, braunschweiger, Luckiest Dog Alive . Tags: Not a PHD, She is a Lawyer . Author: Pupster . Comments: 135 Comments
Carpal Tunnel Tuesday
November 20, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #Problematic, amazing post, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, Beaver Button, Beer Tree Farm, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, butt-pokey blues, chi-chi was here category, Compound W, Dial C for cooter, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, i'm zero indians, is tee-roy still in prison?, Lesbians, Like you know how to read., monkey love, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, One Foot Muff, poat, polishing turds, Sodium Chloride Fornication, supersonic faggotronic, the old ass-hair combover trick, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, Tuesday, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 173 Comments
BBF
Hello children, and welcome to Big Bibacious Friday.
bibacious (bɪˈbeɪʃəs) adjective – tending to drink in excess
Your model for today was born in Surrey, England May 16th, 1989. She stands 5′ 4″, 36F-26-36 and 110 lbs. Please race me to welcome Miss Brook Little!
October 12, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, alcohol, BBF, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Boobs, Booze, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, dicking bimbos, Drinking heavily, i'm zero indians, Juice, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, Lesbians, Merry Christmas, mesadick, misogyny, Nice Melons, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Rosetta Likes This, slut, Strap On Anonymous, Tastes Less Like Regular, those are some big boobs, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Tube Steak Fever, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, whatever, whiskey . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 120 Comments
Tuesday random stuff
With the scandal rocking the Church, I’ve been watching clips from The Young Pope to keep my spirits up.
James Keen is an interesting figure. I don’t buy everything that he’s selling, but some of his thoughts regarding debt/banking are interesting.
How the hell did my girlfriend get all the way to Texas?
L to R: World, Mare.
Some music to start your day.
Good luck. You’re one-fifth of the way through the work week. Don’t give up now!
August 28, 2018
Categories: # Hashtag, 10/10 Would Smash, beefcake, Beer Tree Farm, cereal, Cheese Ball, Hanks, Kinky Afro, Lobster roll, Lumber, Moist, Oso made me do it!!!!, police involvement, Snake juice guzzler, stupid fucking hippies, Superblood, unicorns, Who You Calling Racist?, Your mom sends her love . . Author: Colorado Alex In Exile . Comments: 122 Comments
BBF
Hello obstacles and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
I couldn’t decide between these two songs.
Your model for today was born March 22, 1991 in Daytona Beach, Florida. She stands 5’5″, 36F-24-38 and 114 lbs. Please pull over and have a chat with Miss Haley Cummings.
August 17, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, #Problematic, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, amazing post, Bacon Strips, BBF, Beaver Button, Beer Tree Farm, I feel like chicken tonight., I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm all out of bubble gum, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, John Galt, Juice, Knockers, Lactation, Leave Poland Alone, Lumbago, Lumber, meatdickbreath, misogyny, Moist, Molar, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, Peace Through Douche . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 158 Comments
Beaver Fever
Inspired by a general fondness for beaver, Jam’s recent Rodentia killing spree and Hotspur’s trip to the shores of Beaver Island, I’ve decided to devote today’s poat to the lovable furry critter called The Beaver.
August 9, 2018
Categories: #H2, BADASSDOM, Beaver Button, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beriberi, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 118 Comments
BBF
Hello cat puppets, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born in Vancouver, Canada on November 11th, 1969. She stands 5’1″, 34E-24-34 and 110 lbs. Please step up to the bar and say hello to Miss Kianna Dior!
August 3, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, 4/10 Would Still Smash, ann coulter, BBF, Beer Tree Farm, Boobs, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Rosetta Likes This, slut, starfish, Strap On Anonymous . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 89 Comments
Helpful placeholder till Leon gets his sh*t togethim….
In the timeless words of carin – “Wanky Wanky”
June 11, 2018
Categories: Beer Tree Farm, not mannish monday madness, What the Fuck, Jenny?, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 108 Comments
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December 11, 2019 2:14 pm
Every politician pushing the impeachment farce is an insane, dummy.
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