Hello turtle-bros, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today is from Essex, born February 5, 1988. The internet doesn’t seem to know her height or displacement, but consensus opinion measures 34D-23-35. Please put a tent on that circus and say ‘ello to Miss Victoria Moore!
March 23, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, BBF, Boobs, braunschweiger, Buzzcut, california lesbian in love, Chapeau, Cheez Wiz, cow snot, Dog Centric, Drinking heavily, Ed Balls, Electrical, fire in the hole, Fucking Wagon, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, grope em if you got em, Hitler, Holidays, Moist, monkey love, Nice Melons, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Rumpus Room Rumba, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 140 Comments
Marmota monax – a pig by any other name is still your mom.
aka: woodchuck, whistle-pig, or land-beaver (heh)
How many names does she have, one might ask.
So, it’s almost time for the best non-holiday holiday of the year. We’ve been cooped up in our wintry nests long enough that it seems reasonable for us to rely on a rodent to scry our future – whatevs; the little beast prolly can’t be any worse at it than the local weather man/woman/person/Akava’ine/ Bakla/Bissu/ Calabai/Fa’afafine/ Fakaleiti/ Hijra/ Kathoey/ Khanith/ Koekchuch/ Māhū Maknyah/ Mukhannathun/ Muxe/ Sworn virgin/ Takatāpui/ Travesti/ Two-Spirit/ Winkte…. you get the point.
January 30, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 0, amazing post, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beaver Button, Brown Snow, butt-pokey blues, dig deep the gathering gloom, fire in the hole, Follically challenged, foreskin, gardenblogging, Genital Itch, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Holidays, hopey changey shit, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, i'm zero indians, is there such a thing as bad head, Just Another Fucking Category, Learn some shit, Lesbians, Marez-ee-dotes, mesadick, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, new post needed ASAP!!!, Oso made me do it!!!!, pelvic thrust, pets, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, Snake juice guzzler, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, swinging with friends, the old ass-hair combover trick, Things that really matter, this post stinks, Tuesday, wisermeany, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 245 Comments
So yeah, I believed MJ would follow through when I asked for baby pictures.
January 13, 2018
Categories: And Now Another Poat by Pupster, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Not yo baby, Pure Genius, Really, shut your whore mouth, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit . Tags: Pylon Python . Author: Pupster . Comments: 131 Comments
Imagine my surprise when aspersions were flung at me recently!!!
January 9, 2018
Categories: 0, 10/10 Would Smash, asshat anonymous, barely passable trannies, Compound W, conspiracy theory, Dang. I mean...dang., dicking bimbos, Douche-bagger, Drugs, Federal Witness Protection Program, Follically challenged, foreskin, Fourth Grade, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Hostages Legal Aid, I feel like chicken tonight., I'm not judging you, is there such a thing as bad head, Marez-ee-dotes, monkey love, new post needed ASAP!!!, North American Goat Love Association, NOT another post by Pupster, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, personal junk, police involvement, POON!, Pre-Law, pruritus ani, rape culture, rhymes with "your mom", riding the cock carousel, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, She-Meat, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, supersonic faggotronic, swinging with friends, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, whatever, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, you might be gay if you like this, Your mom sends her love . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 139 Comments
Hello hair whippers and downloaders, welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born in New York City September 8, 1988. She stands 5’8″ 36E-25-36 and 130 lbs. Please say hello to Miss Tessa Lane!
November 17, 2017
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, Baconwrappedboobbeer, BBF, Don't Talk Shit About Total, flick it, flick it good, FUCK YOU ICE, Genital Itch, Hambone, Hanks, Happy, Hardware, High Society Trash Bloggin', Knockers, Lactation, Lumber, macadamia, Merry Christmas, mesadick, Moist, Molar, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, pron, Really, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, starfish, Sure Why Not, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, Trump's Fault, TurtleFacePlant, Vaseline Kiss, whiskey, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 146 Comments
Since you sonsabitches are always making “your mom” comments, I thought it would be nice to make a poat about our moms. Feel free to update this poat with photos and stories of your own. Or if you’re too retarded to figure out how to add content, send it to me and I’ll do it for you.
My mom was born November 7, 1921 in Detroit. In those days women did not generally go to the hospital to give birth, so my mom was born at home on Drexel Ave.
My mom attended Catholic school through eighth grade, then she enrolled in a high school that taught, among other things, how to become a seamstress. After graduating as a seamstress, she went to work in a very upscale women’s clothing store which no longer exists – Himelhoch’s – pronounced himmelhose. She worked in alterations where she remained until WWII.
While my dad was over in Italy patching B-24s that returned from missions (if they were lucky) all shot to hell, my mom went to work as a clerk at Fort Wayne Ordinance Depot in Detroit.
November 16, 2017
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, amazing post, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, flower power, I Love You Peeps, Learn some shit, Like you know how to read., Muddle My Mint, My safe contains your mom, Pre-Law, rhymes with "your mom", shut your whore mouth, Snake juice guzzler, Space pens, Things that really matter, Where's Cyn?, Your Mom, Your mom likes this, Your mom should be on the new ten . . Author: Hotspur . Comments: 166 Comments
Teresa sent a thank you card to all of us. Apologies for my terrible lighting/photography skills.
Love you too, TinFW.
Thanks again to all the Hostages who gave to the group gift as well as individually. You guys really are the best.
October 1, 2017
Categories: I Love You Peeps, Things that really matter . . Author: lauraw . Comments: 68 Comments
Hello movers and shakers, welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born May 7th, 1987 in Lyon, France. 37E-25-35, 5’4″ and 114lbs, please get down in front and say bonjour to Miss Anissa Kate!
September 22, 2017
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, asshole, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Beer, One Foot Muff, Plumbing, Rub meat, Sandra Fluke, Secret Santa, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 308 Comments
I know you’ll all ignore this anyway, but once I get it out of my system perhaps we’ll all feel better.
August 31, 2017
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, alcohol, Beaver Button, Bunker Pants!, but not the good kind, Cockfacefuckaloo, cool tunes, Cults, dicking bimbos, Don't Make Me Kill You, I used to be funneh and shit, I Will Kick Your Ass, Just Another Fucking Category, No Drama, Peace Through Douche, Pure Genius, Suck It., Sweet Tunes, taste the rainbow, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, transphobe, Trump's Fault, unintended consequences, Vaseline Kiss, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Your dad likes this, Your Mom, Your mom likes this, Your Welcome Hotspur, zero fucks . . Author: Car in . Comments: 140 Comments
Good morning, my friends. Your liberal professors and in-the-tank media keep trying to tell us how awful our country is, but at the end of the day, people still want to be here, still want to become citizens (waves at Tushar), still know in their hearts that Reagan was right. A sincere thank you to all who serve and who have protected this way of life.
Now go grill some meat and blow shit up.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
July 4, 2017
Categories: As Little as Possible, BADASSDOM, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, Birthday Cake, Things that really matter, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 142 Comments
The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
I’ll tell you, I had to turn the Olympics off last night. The gay overload with the gay flags and gayness and the gay skier and the all about gay was too much for me. How does being gay have ANYTHING to do with skiing unless you’re purposefully landing on a pole?
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