Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born March 6th, 1996 in Brampton, Ontario, Canada. She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 37 – 22 – 35 and 128 lbs. Please honk for Miss Malaika Terry.
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born March 6th, 1996 in Brampton, Ontario, Canada. She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 37 – 22 – 35 and 128 lbs. Please honk for Miss Malaika Terry.
April 22, 2022
Categories: Aliens, asshole, At least we're not Ontario, BANGLAR COFFEE, BBF, Black helicopters, Boobs, Broken, Brown Snow, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chocolate, Crime and Punishment, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Eat a bag of dicks, Federal Witness Protection Program, Follically challenged, Ghost of RBG’s Shriveled Muff, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, High and tight, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, I feel like chicken tonight., is tee-roy still in prison?, Juice, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Like you know how to read., Loose Ass Snatch, Magic Carrot For Your Mom, ManBearPig, Moist, monkey love, Neil Freakin' Diamond, Nice Melons, Nigeria, oprah's big booty band, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, Oprah's Slut Club, oxycontin, Pants Up, Don't Loot, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Polar Vortex, police involvement, racist, rush limbaugh, Shut Your Prison Pussy, slut, Smokeshow, Superblood, Taint Tanner, The Bear Is Loose, Those Who Serve, Thud Sandwich, TITS, Who You Calling Racist?, You People Make Me Sick, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 150 Comments
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Your model for today was born March 10th, 1964 in Ogden, UT. She stands 5′ 10″ and measures 36 – 24 – 36 and 126 lbs. Please fetch spectacles for Miss Cynthia Brimhall.
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January 28, 2022
Categories: #H2, #indogyears, #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, BBF, Chief Grumpybutt, Crime and Punishment, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dedicated to Your Mom, Eat a bag of dicks, Finely Freckled, Granny Clinton, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, LEMON PARTY BISHES!!!, Loose Ass Snatch, Lumbago, Magic Carrot For Your Mom, Marathon not a sprint, Mercurochrome, Methadone Clinic Cougar, milestones, Music Classics, Old Person, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, Remembrance, Waddle Massage, With a tire iron, Your Welcome Hotspur . Tags: Feeling the "Love", shut your whore mouth . Author: Pupster . Comments: 167 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday 2021 Best of the Biggest Showdown. Today’s contestants didn’t get enough likes for the finals, but have gigantic orbs that require pondering.
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December 24, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #Reboob, 3rd Time is the Charm, 4/10 Would Still Smash, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BBF, beefcake, Big Stones, Boobs, Chubs, Dang. I mean...dang., Dedicated to Your Mom, Double or nothing, Fake Butt Accurate, fat chicks, Fat Piece of Shit, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Heavy Metal Thunder, Hulk Smash, I am judging you, I'm not judging you, I'm totally judging you, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Knockers, Loose Ass Snatch, Makin' Bacon, Man-Lesbian, meghan mccain fat, Merry Christmas, mesadick, Moon Pie Smash, motorboating done wrong, Nice Melons, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, rhymes with "your mom", Richard Butt RIP, robust hindquarters, Rosetta Likes This, swinging with friends, those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, Thud Sandwich, TITS, Too Much Pressure, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, Waddle Massage, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 78 Comments
Christmas Themed Oddities
So I was going to do a “Strange Art” poate and as I was surfing for strange (heh) I came across some weird Christmas looking stuff and then went down the Christmas Carde rabbet whole.
Date line London 1843: Some Brit dude hired artist John Calcott Horsley (nice) to come up with a Christmas Card of your mom.
December 23, 2021
Categories: At least we're not Ontario, bacon wrapped booger, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, california lesbian in love, Chapeau, cow snot, dig deep the gathering gloom, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Finely Freckled, Go Full Karen, Hardware, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, It must be true!, Knockers, Lumbago, mesadick, My safe contains your mom, Old Person, Polar Vortex, Remembrance, skittles, Taint what you think, Thorific, walnut, Xanthan gum, Your Welcome Hotspur . Tags: Brain Diseased, Tards, That's Gonna Leave A Mark . Author: jam2 . Comments: 99 Comments
Causes and Cures
November 4, 2021
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 7 of 9 fucks not given, American Hero, Bail Pupster Out For Once, Birfday, Chief Grumpybutt, dinkie dinky dunkers divin' deep, filbert, goatse, Huevos divorciados, It must be true!, lying phquer, mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks, Polar Vortex, Snake Juice, Thor!, You Make Me Feel Like Dancing, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, zero fucks . Tags: oi . Author: jam2 . Comments: 138 Comments
July 13, 2021
Categories: Compound W, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 169 Comments
I read a post on the mothership and started laughing at a few of the pejorative names that were tossed around and it got me thinking about funny phrases and words. I know what you’re thinking…is this going to be the first in a long line of piscatorial posts or might we venture into a realm unknown?
The answer of course, is why not both? Just kidding. I think we can safely shelve our admiration for fisherman, old men, the sea, and how their bounty is turned into a delicious fried patchwork of amphibious parts. Today we embark upon a mission to call forth our favorite malicious insults.
Smoothbrain
Cockholster
Friend of Dorothy
Assface
Blue lipped mother fucker (non obama specific)
Chickenman
Dickbag
Peen lover
April 29, 2021
Categories: #hashtag, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Compound W, condom free septic tank, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Eat a bag of dicks, Ed Balls, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Fake Butt Accurate, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, H2 Eulogy, Hai Karate, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, I feel like chicken tonight., I Feel the Need for Speed, Mini Eggs, NOT another post by Pupster, Plugged nickel, Plumbing, rhymes with "your mom", Ride the pony, Smoke a pole, Smokeshow, Summaries, Tastes More Like Regular, Ten Gallon, TurtleFacePlant, We don't need no stinking categories, whiskey, You Love Fish, It's Your Favorite, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: MJ . Comments: 193 Comments
Hi asswipes. I’m basically stuck with permanent whiplash as we learn that mostly peaceful protests are terrorist attacks punishable by death, cops are heroes for shooting unarmed women, patriotism is doing what you’re told – not dissenting, and questioning the integrity of an election is a nut job conspiracy theory. How does one square these circles? Oh right. Shut up, that’s how.
The narrative. It’s always about the fucking narrative with these people. Given the past few months and the total reversal of everything the Left believed in, this is my best guess for the narratives of 2021.
January 2021
Dark days my friends. Dark days™. If only that racist Donald Trump hadn’t created Covid 19 as a way to kill black people, we’d be living in a true paradise of equality. It’s only because of Trump and his supporters that we have to deal with Covid at all. Did we mention that he’s a Russian spy for real? Perhaps you’ve forgotten so we’ll have to remind for a few days mostly because he can’t really defend himself now that he’s been silenced completely.
February 2021
The Biden Tax Plan will increase taxes on the wealthiest Americans from 38% to 28% and the bottom 99% will see a reduction from 28% to 38%. Oh happy days! Everyone is going to be rich and evil people like Donald Trump will finally pay their fair share. Newly minted billionaire Barak Obama has graciously decided to pay his full salary of no dollars to the US Treasury in order to single handedly balance the budget in less than a year. Praise be Obama and Biden, but mostly Obama.
March 2021
The country formerly known as Syria, now called Trumpistan is most certainly building nuke-u-ler weapons and we should do something about that right now. Colin Powell personally parachuted in behind enemy lines with Brian Williams, 2 clicks from a cavalry of US birds – helicopters for the non elite soldiers – and found what appears to be a white substance that we’re are 100% sure is nuke-u-ler dust. Everyone agrees, including arch conservative anti-war Senator Lindsey Graham, and we need to send white Southern boys to die in the capital Trumpallujah in order to combat this grave threat to US democracy. If we don’t intervene in the Trumpistan civil war that has been raging for a decade, it’ll go on for another year or so. Can’t have that. We need to keep this fight going until the first troops deployed are old enough to see their kids serve in the same short, 20 year war. We have to fight the Trumpistan Civil War over there so we don’t have to fight it here.
April 2021
Biden is like Jesus but with a six pack, sunglasses, and he can’t be killed. Biden is more like god but also like Jesus. And Allah if you’re into that sort of thing. We only know a little about religion from a Religious Studies class at Goucher College but we’re confident that Biden is like all the Gods but better because of his abs and sunglasses. Did you know Biden has a Peloton? I mean, how cool is that? I bet he rides it all the time with his abs showing just like Jesus.
May 2021
May is a time of reflection and healing. In order to reflect the healing, Joe Biden will begin a nationwide crackdown on white supremacist groups. The list includes Wall Mart shoppers, the staff of Forbes, everyone living in the South except Georgia, anyone who uses the internet to share a meme, writers at the Wall Street Journal, National Review, and all NeverTrumpers, country music fans, black men who voted for Trump, Nascar (except for Bubba Wallace) and the white girl own the View. All of these people will need to report to their local train station and board at platform 9 and three quarters. It’s funny because they’ll think they are going to Hogwarts but really they’ll be getting a different kind of magic.
In addition to these glorious reforms, Joe Biden will be taking the month off. He sprained his abs while shooting his 16th straight hole in one. The bandages on his face are incidental and not at all because his face tore like an overworked pizza dough while undergoing his 9th face lift.
June 2021
Donald Trump and his supporters created the hype and fear around Covid to try to steal the election from Joe Biden. Thanks to the hard work of Joe Biden, campaigning tirelessly on your behalf, he was able to overcome the media persecution, the censorship, and the efforts of big tech, the favoritism for Trump of our elite institutions and corporations, the obvious election fraud, and the scurrilous lie that Covid was a danger to your health in order to beat Donald Trump in 2020. Take off the mask bigot!
July 2021
Recovery Summer IV!!!!!!! The unemployment rate for Americans has reached an all time low of 25% and average earnings, saved, created, or completely made up have increased to 120 million dollars per hour, as long as that hour is on the Tuesday where Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos volunteered at a soup kitchen for as long as it took to get a picture.
Second half of the year to follow!
IMPOTENT UPDATE, ASSWIPES!!!!!!!!
January 21, 2021
Categories: ann coulter, asshat anonymous, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, barely passable trannies, By The Beard Of Odin!, condom free septic tank, cool tunes, Coonskin, Grippe, islands in the stream, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Marez-ee-dotes, Master Henry, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Sodium Chloride Fornication, Suddenly Sumo, The Religion of Peace, The Religion of Piece, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, transphobe, your mom is a fish monger, Your mom likes this, your mom loves felt love, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your Welcome Hotspur, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: MJ . Comments: 129 Comments
Lots of bad stuff happening. I think we all look around at the world and can’t really believe this nightmare is reality. Lockdowns. Censorship. Stolen elections. Retribution. Fear. Panic. Violence.
I’m not a very emotional person but when I think of the attempts to silence millions of people in our fair country I’m brought to tears. This is the only reason that I become remotely political. When you strip away all of the issues – judges, tax rates, healthcare, race – all of the bullshit, you’re only left with the divine gift of free expression. Either we have it or we don’t.
The beauty of America is (was – hotspur) the belief that we can work out ideas, discuss difficult issues, fight over them, and ultimately come to conclusions that are objectively true and also moral. If all topics that the Left doesn’t favor or won’t benefit them are off limits then the compact is broken. They are attempting to achieve power by silencing their political opponents, which is just another attempt to reduce the divinity of man and subjugate him.
January 14, 2021
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #hashtag, Beret, Beriberi, Big Stones, By The Beard Of Odin!, condom free septic tank, conspiracy theory, Consumption, Dang. I mean...dang., DDH, Fourth Grade, Fuck golf, FUCK SALT!!!, Fuck the GOP, H2 Pets, H2 Wedding, illuminati, Incisor, Kinky Afro, Not yo baby, Plumbing, Safety, Sandra Fluke, Scurvy, swinging with friends, Tails you lose, The More You Know, whatever, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's Thor?, Your mom likes this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: MJ . Comments: 106 Comments
You know what I find really odd about the Stacey Abrams phenomenon? Nothing. I find nothing odd or interesting about it.
She’s a person that claimed, without evidence, that she won the 2018 gubernatorial election in Georgia and along with her media allies, spread the claim far and wide in the run up to the 2020 presidential election.
They lied repeatedly for political gain and no one cared. I did a bit of research about her claim and only USA Today had the courage to run a fact check rating the claim ‘partly false’. They were so brave that they fact checked an anonymous Twitter account and made sure that even though there was actually no evidence of fraud or cheating in 2018 and that she’s been lying for 2 years about it, to give her a 500 word tongue bath for registering 800K new voters. As if that matters. Something is true or not. It isn’t ‘partly false’ because you go girl! or whatever. It’s either a lie or it isn’t.
The sad reality is that her story is totally normal now. She’s a loser that lies without hesitation because she can. Everyone around her lies to keep the lie rolling, and normal people that question the lie are called out for not lying enough or squinting hard enough to see that the lie is ok because she’s…you know. And you have to treat…you know…people differently because those other people that treat…you know people equally are probably racist.
The same narrative is used for almost everything now. It’s all the same. It’s all lies. Happy Monday!
December 14, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, Brazil, Breitbart, Brian Williams, cool tunes, Coonskin, coonskin cap, Corncob Pipe, flick it good, Floppy Disk, hey Poncho - that's Wiser!, High and tight, I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy, Not Enough Categories ffs, Not in the mood for a funny poat, Pleurisy, police involvement, Snake, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Strap On Anonymous, Stroller, Suck It., This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, This is a Category, This is a Tag..a Category..see?, This is fucking bullshit, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks . . Author: MJ . Comments: 149 Comments
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.