HHD (fake) Cowboy Edition

Sam Elliott played The Stranger in the Coen brothers film The Big Lebowski. “That was great fun,” he says. “The Coen brothers are such brilliant guys.

This one is for PattyAnn, she dug Sam Elliot’s chili

Who doesn’t love TV westerns?
Random cowboy? maybe
I’m your Huckleberry
Disclaimer: One real cowboy was added to this post
Calgary,Alberta -July 14, 2016: Fred Whitfield, 8 time world champion tie-down roper pictured at the Calgary Stampede in Canada.(Jason Franson for ESPN)

 

No Knock Memes

 

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BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born on March 4th, 1994 in Russia.  She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 342636 and 136 lbs with K-cup honkers.  Please form an orderly line behind Miss Stacy Vandenberg AKA Adriana Fenice AKA Nastya.

 

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born on April 5th in Kyiv, Ukraine, is an Israeli citizen, and currently resides in Austria.  She stands 5′ 3″, is married, has no teeth, models and sells hosiery, and likes totally hairless kitties.  Please use your checkbook or your imagination to fill in the blanks for Miss Katerina Savitski.

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Happy Thanksgiving

Hello assorted Hostages, lurkers, lackeys, hangers-on, cretins and other assorted turkey taints! By now most of the family either has or soon will assemble for one of the most hallowed days of football this year. There’s nothing more heartwarming than Cleveland Browns fans thinking they’re going to the Super Bowl. So grab the clam dip and Ruffles chips and scroll on down to be delighted.

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Simple + Machine = Simple Machine

I remember reading about simple machines back in elementary school. Probably read it in an encyclopedia one day. Yeah, pre-internet, pre-video games we lived a boring life. Our parents bought the World Book Encyclopedia and we actually used it since going to the library was a pain in the ass when you didn’t have a car. Or driver’s license for that matter. This quote always puzzled me as a kid

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Dia de los Muertos

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Hello commuters, and welcome to Big Bombus Friday.

 

bombous (bom’bus)— adj. convex; spherical.

 

 

 

Lyrics Link

Stop asking me why I won’t take the things you give me
I’m not gonna smile
When you shake my hand an tell me you’re not happy with me

Your model for today was born November 6th, 1990 in Pompei, Napoli, Italy.  She stands 5′ 5″, 34-24-36 and 110 lbs.  Please freshen your breath and say buongiorno to Miss Valentina Nappi!

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Ode To The Ham Sandwich

As we have often heard and most people know (mainly from the TV genre known as “police procedurals“), a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich. Fewer people know WTH a grand jury is much less what indict means. Where we all can find common ground is in the ham sandwich. Let’s meet the players

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Shout out to Lithuanian Dark Rye Bread! Zajabis!

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