Summer’s Swan Song

Here it is, the unofficial end of summer. If your kids aren’t already back to school they’ll be there soon. Visions of paste and sharpened #2 pencils fill our heads. It already  feels a little like fall here. Nights are cooler and the humidity is long gone. When I went to the grocery store I saw the mums and Halloween candy out. Even the national burnt coffee chain has rolled out the PSL before Labor Day. We’ll probably have another heat wave or two before fall begins in earnest. I wish someone would let the ticks and mosquitoes know it’s time to go away.

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August 29, 2019
Categories: # Hashtag, #H2, 9/11 Bush's fault, bacon wrapped booger, Ball de Cheese, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, Fire melt steel mantra, Happy Birfday Wiser, I did not stick a cigar in that chick's cootch, Lesbians, monkey love, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, needs more tartar sauce, October Surprise, peanuts and corn the night before, Pull My Finger Dammit!, shut your whore mouth, soakin' the ole T-bone, Tails you lose, This is fucking bullshit, Trump's Fault, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Thor?, Your mom sends her love . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 73 Comments

MMM 360: no fungal ideas today

Not sure if photoshopped or Latin American

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March 18, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, Dial C for cooter, groomin' your shroom, Lesbians, misogyny, open your chaste mouth, racist, rape culture, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 122 Comments

Carpal Tunnel Tuesday

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November 20, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #Problematic, 0, amazing post, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, Beaver Button, Beer Tree Farm, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, butt-pokey blues, chi-chi was here category, Compound W, Dial C for cooter, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, i'm zero indians, is tee-roy still in prison?, Lesbians, Like you know how to read., monkey love, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, One Foot Muff, poat, polishing turds, Sodium Chloride Fornication, supersonic faggotronic, the old ass-hair combover trick, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, Tuesday, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 173 Comments

BBF

Hello children, and welcome to Big Bibacious Friday.

 

bibacious (bɪˈbeɪʃəs) adjective  – tending to drink in excess

 

 

Your model for today was born in Surrey, England May 16th, 1989.  She stands 5′ 4″, 36F-26-36 and 110 lbs.  Please race me to welcome Miss Brook Little!

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October 12, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, alcohol, BBF, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Boobs, Booze, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, dicking bimbos, Drinking heavily, i'm zero indians, Juice, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, Lesbians, Merry Christmas, mesadick, misogyny, Nice Melons, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Rosetta Likes This, slut, Strap On Anonymous, Tastes Less Like Regular, those are some big boobs, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Tube Steak Fever, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, whatever, whiskey . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 120 Comments

Everyone Is Racist But Me

Hi there, how’s it heeling?

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June 7, 2018
Categories: Emily's Dull Affect, Hot Diggity Dog, Jeebus, Lesbians, Like you know how to read., no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, Pompadour, Poon In Ivy, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 106 Comments

Let’s Do It

 

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May 3, 2018
Categories: #H2, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, Lesbians, Mercurochrome, mittelschmerz, needs more tartar sauce, People Was Educated, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, pruritus ani, soakin' the ole T-bone, Totally Nude, Yellow Fever, zero fucks . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 88 Comments

“Taco Tuesday 2: This Time She Doesn’t Have Applause Because the ProBiotics Seem to Have Worked” : Dating the POS Way (An Advice Column for a Friend with a Title Shamelessly Stolen {& slightly altered} From teh Same Friend)

So the big day haz finally arrived.

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April 3, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 0, amazing post, American Hero, asshat anonymous, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Chicks dig a nice tool, crisp bills, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, Genital Itch, is there such a thing as bad head, just the D…, Lesbians, Literature, Moist, motorboating done wrong, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, NOT another post by Pupster, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, playing Hide the Salmon, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, riding the cock carousel, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Suck It., vagine, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 174 Comments

Sartorial Splendor – Teh POS Way

My taste in clothing most likely can be characterized as boring.  With the exception of that amazing wide collared paisley polyester shirt that I had in 6th grade, I’m a business casual kind of dresser during the week tending toward black or other dark colored slacks with a polo shirt. Weekends are tee shirts and fatigues – warm weather brings out the much vaunted and ever stylish cargo shorts.

And Then There’s You:

 

Hot-n-Tot has officially spent too much time in AnnArbor

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February 27, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, Beer Tree Farm, Bowel Prep, coonskin cap, flower power, foreskin, Genital Itch, Happy Birfday Wiser, Hosefuckers, i'm zero indians, just another jimbroglio, Lesbians, Marez-ee-dotes, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, My safe contains your mom, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, pruritus ani, riding the cock carousel, Rumpus Room Rumba, the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Tinfoil lingerie, Totally Nude, What the Fuck, Jenny?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 103 Comments

BBF

Hello control cats and magic dogs, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

Your model for today was born February 11th, 1997 in Claremore, Oklahoma.  She stands 5’4″ and measures 34G-25-35 and 134 lbs.  Please Marco and say Pollo to Miss Kylie Page (AKA Bonnie Kinz).

 

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February 23, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, ann coulter, Baconwrappedboobbeer, BBF, Beaver Button, Birthday Cake, Boobs, Brut, but not the good kind, butt-pokey blues, Chocolate, Chubs, Learn some shit, Lesbians . Tags: . Author: Pupster . Comments: 185 Comments

Get Ready!

Time to do something, right now dammit!

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February 22, 2018
Categories: Cheese Log Guzzler, ducks are people too, Lesbians, Like you know how to read., Mother Fuckin Bootleg, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, Pompadour, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, Sodium Chloride Fornication, The Religion of Peace, TITS, You have some Junk in the Trump, you might be gay if you like this . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 221 Comments

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