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March 14, 2020
Categories: #H2, #hashtag, ACHOO!, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Death by Fishstick, Weekend Memes, Who Cut The Cheese? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 293 Comments

Leon’s Sick Day Replacement Will Be Baby Animals And You’re Just Going To Deal With It

Yaaawnn…it’s a rainy crappy day, and eating lauraw’s pea seedlings is exhausting. I think I’ll put on my fluffy bunny slippers and take a nap.

This one isn’t a baby, but he’s trying to ACT like one, and I think you all know by now how I feel about rodents. My main beef with rodents is that they don’t crunch underfoot in a satisfying way the way you would imagine they do. Well, they don’t.

IMPOTENT UPDATE BY HOTSPUR:

This is for Laura:

This is for Leon: (Get well.)

And this is for Mare: (She’s always up to something.)

No puppies? I fixt it (car in):

(Colex) Trying to fix the images…

February 10, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, 7 of 9 fucks not given, Belly Button Micro Penis, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, needs more tartar sauce, Sorry., Suddenly Sumo, Whiny little twerp, Your mom sends her love, zero fucks . . Author: lauraw . Comments: 106 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born on October 31st, 1994 in North Carolina, USA. She stands 5′ 2″ and measures 34E-25-36 and 112 lbs. Please maintain eye contact and provide assistance to Miss Layla London AKA Taylor Rodgers.

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January 24, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, Balls, bangin' your bud, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Bowel Prep, braunschweiger, but not the good kind, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cockfacefuckaloo, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Death by Fishstick, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, personal junk, pron, Richard Butt RIP, robust hindquarters, Rumpus Room Rumba, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, Smoke a pole, Snake juice guzzler, those are some big boobs, Too Much Pressure, weiner, whiskey, Wisdom . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 121 Comments

Resolutions Thread

the Hostages are at the cutting edge of societal goals, so I thought we could have a post to inspire the internet

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January 6, 2020
Categories: BADASSDOM, Brut, Cheese Ball, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, Gout! Gout! Let it all out!, Huevos divorciados, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 133 Comments

Stranglememe

Can’t believe Car in never talks about this guy, from Detroit.

Now on to the memes:

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September 17, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 2017 Big Boob Championships, American Hero, bad trip, BANGLAR COFFEE, Beaver Button, Birthday Cake, braunschweiger, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Bunker Pants!, Catnaps, chi-chi was here category, Consumption, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dial C for cooter, Douche-bagger, Electrical, Federal Witness Protection Program, flowering flower, fucking genius, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Happy Birfday Baby Jesus!!, High and tight, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, I am judging you, I Will Kick Your Ass, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Jesus Freak, Knockers, Like you know how to read., lying phquer, mardi gras groping, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, Music Classics, NHL, Not Boobs, Old Person, Pants Up, Don't Loot, people make me sick, polishing turds, pruritus ani, Really, right wing rethuglican, Sac and Fox, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, stupid fucking hippies, Taint what you think, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, This is fucking bullshit, Tinfoil lingerie, tubgirl, Vlatabadababadoodoo, Where's MJ?, wisermeany, You People Make Me Sick, your mom likes a slippery trout, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 146 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born in Pennsylvania, USA on August 16th, 1995. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 32 – 22 – 32 and 114 lbs. Please check your six and welcome Miss Lily Ivy!

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August 23, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, BBF, Boobs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., dicking bimbos, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Hai Karate, Hot Diggity Dog . Tags: rush limbaugh head of GOP oxycontin . Author: Pupster . Comments: 108 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born April 3rd, 1999 in Saitama Prefecture, Japan. She stands 5′ 3″ and her stats are a well kept secret. Please make your intentions clear before you welcome, Miss Rina Asakawa!

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April 26, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, Ball de Cheese, Baseball, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Cheese Ball, cow snot, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., those are some big boobs . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 148 Comments

taco tuesday

I hate tacos.

I hate every iota of a taco.

Crunchy, fall apart, playing with your food, nasty damn things….

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March 12, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #Problematic, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Ball de Cheese, Beer Tree Farm, butt-pokey blues, chi-chi was here category, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, Floppy Disk, Hosefuckers, Hot Diggity Dog, I feel like chicken tonight., lazy bastards anonymous, Makin' Bacon, Moon Pie Smash, needs more tartar sauce, One Foot Muff, playing Hide the Salmon, Pure Genius, racist, soakin' the ole T-bone, Someone needs a sandwich, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 164 Comments

MMM 352: Kill it with fire

So Pupster sent me this gallery last week of the clathrus archeri, or “octopus stinkhorn”. It’s not edible, it’s hideous, and it stinks like methylamine to attract flies and wasps to spread its spores and propagate. Destroy on sight, turn the earth, and bleach the mycellium.

Those aren’t eggs, those are the immature fruiting bodies yet to burst.

Happy Monday!

January 14, 2019
Categories: BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, but not the good kind, Dan's Pickled Eggs, flower power, groomin' your shroom, Hulk Smash, Redhead Bonus Points, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 168 Comments

Christmas Warm Up

Let’s begin with a real master of painting, Bob Ross. A man who lived at the right time. In today’s world he would be copied and irrelevant within weeks.