Resolutions Thread

the Hostages are at the cutting edge of societal goals, so I thought we could have a post to inspire the internet

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January 6, 2020
Categories: BADASSDOM, Brut, Cheese Ball, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, Gout! Gout! Let it all out!, Huevos divorciados, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 133 Comments

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born in Pennsylvania, USA on August 16th, 1995.  She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 32 – 22 – 32 and 114 lbs.  Please check your six and welcome Miss Lily Ivy!

 

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August 23, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, BBF, Boobs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., dicking bimbos, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Hai Karate, Hot Diggity Dog . Tags: . Author: Pupster . Comments: 108 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born April 3rd, 1999 in Saitama Prefecture, Japan.  She stands 5′ 3″ and her stats are a well kept secret.  Please make your intentions clear before you welcome, Miss Rina Asakawa!

 

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April 26, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, Ball de Cheese, Baseball, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Cheese Ball, cow snot, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., those are some big boobs . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 148 Comments

MMM 352: Kill it with fire

So Pupster sent me this gallery last week of the clathrus archeri, or “octopus stinkhorn”.  It’s not edible, it’s hideous, and it stinks like methylamine to attract flies and wasps to spread its spores and propagate.  Destroy on sight, turn the earth, and bleach the mycellium.

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Those aren’t eggs, those are the immature fruiting bodies yet to burst.

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January 14, 2019
Categories: BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, but not the good kind, Dan's Pickled Eggs, flower power, groomin' your shroom, Hulk Smash, Redhead Bonus Points, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 168 Comments

Christmas Warm Up

Let’s begin with a real master of painting, Bob Ross. A man who lived at the right time. In today’s world he would be copied and irrelevant within weeks.

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December 20, 2018
Categories: #H2, Bugout Jelly, Cheese Ball, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, H2 Wedding, Hosefuckers, just another jimbroglio, No Drama, Not Boobs, oxycontin, Pink Floyd, Rumpus Room Rumba, soakin' the ole T-bone . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 129 Comments

BBF

Hello commuters, and welcome to Big Bombus Friday.

 

bombous (bom’bus)— adj. convex; spherical.

 

 

 

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Stop asking me why I won’t take the things you give me
I’m not gonna smile
When you shake my hand an tell me you’re not happy with me

Your model for today was born November 6th, 1990 in Pompei, Napoli, Italy.  She stands 5′ 5″, 34-24-36 and 110 lbs.  Please freshen your breath and say buongiorno to Miss Valentina Nappi!

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October 26, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, asshole, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Brut, Canine, CHAD, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, ember shoes, fire in the hole, fucking genius, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Hulk Smash, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, just the D…, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Knockers, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, playing Hide the Salmon, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 140 Comments

You really should go do something more meaningful than read this pos post

Things mawr meaningful:

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How about taking up knitting:

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June 19, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 7 of 9 fucks not given, As Little as Possible, bangin' your bud, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, conspiracy theory, coonskin cap, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Easter Pig, fat chicks, Follically challenged, foreskin, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Happy Birfday Wiser, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hosefuckers, Hostages Legal Aid, I am judging you, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, I'm not judging you, i'm zero indians, Jeebus, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Le Luc Long, Learn some shit, Lumbago, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Microvag, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, playing Hide the Salmon, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, shut your whore mouth, soakin' the ole T-bone, Someone needs a sandwich, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Totally Nude, Trump's Fault, vagine, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 196 Comments

Let The Coup Begin Already

We want the coup!

Coup d’etat, Coup d’main, Coup de grace, Coup d’urmom

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April 12, 2018
Categories: # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, #H2, Dan's Pickled Eggs, foreskin, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Gout! Gout! Let it all out!, groomin' your shroom, I did not stick a cigar in that chick's cootch, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 132 Comments

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