A Weekend Dumpfest

 

June 10, 2017
Categories: And Now Another Poat by Pupster, Make Him Stop - everybody probably . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 207 Comments

Sunday Sorta Funnies

Birds, scary as fuck.

 

I meant next summer.

 

I thought MJ was Vegan?

 

That is why they put erasers on pencils.

 

And mentally exhausted.

 

Good advice.

 

A life, grabbed.

 

I’ll get a ladder.

June 4, 2017
Categories: And Now Another Poat by Pupster, Make Him Stop - everybody probably . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 76 Comments

BBF

Hello lazy dogs, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model is from Austria, she stands 5’7″ and measures 38E-26-37 and 118lbs.  Please Grüße das Vaterland and welcome,  Miss Lillith von Titz!

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June 2, 2017
Categories: And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, BBF, Beauty Personified, Boobs, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Dang. I mean...dang., foreskin, FUCK SALT!!!, furry, Heavy Metal Thunder, High and tight, Huevos divorciados, I'm gonna need new batteries, Knockers, Marathon not a sprint, Mercurochrome, mesadick, misogyny, One Foot Muff, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, police involvement, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, rush limbaugh, Shark Week, She-Meat, slut, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suck It., Sure Why Not, those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, Tincture of iodine, TITS, Totally Nude, weiner, whatever, whiskey, Your mom should be on the new ten . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 215 Comments

Weekend Memes

Hotspur’s new truck

Socks helping with the rent

Beansersdgdgresasd’s basement renovation took an unexpected turn

Jewstin is early Christmas Shopping

Colex wants a paper umbrella with that

Mare updates her look

Jimbro seems bored

And then he ate it

CARin gets in a fight

May 20, 2017
Categories: And Now Another Poat by Pupster, Brazil, Brian Williams, Cheedy, cheese, Douche-bagger, duck face, Ed Balls, I Will Kick Your Ass . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 180 Comments

BBF

Hello Deer Friends, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model is from Jolly Olde England, born January 14th, 1990, she stars with her prettier sister in some reality show or something over there.  At 30H-24-32, 5’4″ and 119lbs, please welcome Miss Billie Faiers!

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May 19, 2017
Categories: And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, BBF, Chubs, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, cool tunes, fucking genius, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, people make me sick, weiner, whatever, whiskey, Your mom should be on the new ten . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 145 Comments

BBF

Hello good people, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model is a former cam girl, current porn star, who made a video of petting the kitty in the school library that went viral and got her expelled.  Born in Salem, Oregon on June 16, 1995, 5’9″ 32G-25-35 and 125lbs.  Please form an orderly line and check out Miss Kendra Sunderland.

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May 12, 2017
Categories: #Problematic, alcohol, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Beer, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Booze, Bowler, Brazil, Brian Williams, Lumbago, Lumber, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, meghan mccain fat, Mercurochrome, mesadick, Microvag, milestones, misogyny, One Foot Muff, open your chaste mouth, oxycontin, Peace Through Douche, peanut, personal junk, Plumbing, poat, police involvement, POON!, pron, Pure Genius, slut, Someone needs a sandwich, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suck It., Sure Why Not, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, weiner, whatever . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 207 Comments

Obama II: Cockfacefuckaloo

That last word seems made up but it isn’t. If you search for it on the intertitty you’ll find a wealth of information.

So Obama is back, and this time going to kick ass and use cliches, and he’s all out of cliches. The world is stuck like a deer in the headlights of a sixteen wheel suck mobile, paralyzed at his magnificence–or so the media would have you believe.

The truth, harder than a diamond, and as difficult to swallow as a giant bitter pill is that only a few people actually care; rich old liberals and black women. The rest of us are just trying to get on with our lives. The days of our lives, even.

So please, do us a favor, oh God Emperor of the Early Release Television Series, go the fuck away. Obama could build a speech generator using the words, ‘world, future, change, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, let us, hope, and destiny,’ bridged together with terrible sentence formations and almost no one would notice. Just put up a cardboard cut out and play side A of the tape called ‘Flattering Rich Crackers’ then flip it over to side B, ‘I am Black Also, and Understand You.’

Save everyone else some time, dickface. If we wanted to be talked down to or bored to death we’d use bad grammar in a blog post and wait for Hotspur to show up.

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This man, right here, the one I’m pointing to…is a DICK!!!

May 9, 2017
Categories: #H2, 9/11 Bush's fault, alcohol, almond, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, Cockfacefuckaloo, DDH, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, democrats, dicking bimbos, Easter Pig, Emily's Dull Affect, fat chicks, Federal Witness Protection Program, filbert, Floyd, Follically challenged, goatse, Good Stupid, Gout! Gout! Let it all out!, Granny Clinton, Hostages Legal Aid, Huevos divorciados, Hulk Smash, I am, I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm 7 Indians, I'm all out of bubble gum, I'm gonna need new batteries, illuminati, Incisor, Like you know how to read., Loaded dice, Lobster Benedict, Lobster Newburg, Master Henry, meghan mccain fat, Mercurochrome, Merry Christmas, Microvag, milestones, misogyny, Mister Mxyzptlk, new post, NHL, Nigeria, No Drama, OWS Douchebags, oxycontin, Plugged nickel, Plumbing, police involvement, rape culture, Really, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, rhymes with "your mom", Richard Butt RIP, robust hindquarters, shut your whore mouth, skittles, slut, Sodium Chloride Fornication, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, Tastes Less Like Regular, Tastes More Like Regular, teh funny, Ten Gallon, The Religion of Peace, The Religion of Piece, The Wire, Things that really matter, Tuesday, weather blog, weiner . . Author: MJ . Comments: 87 Comments

Heavy Medication

 

 

April 15, 2017
Categories: And Now Another Poat by Pupster, Make Him Stop - everybody probably . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 236 Comments

BBF

Hello hummers and dogs who know the words, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model today was born on March 19, 1995 in Basingstoke, Hampshire, England.  She measures 30G-24-32 on the headturner scale, and stands 5’10” and the obligatory 125 lbs.  Please get off the barre and welcome, Miss Jamie Love aka Alice Brookes!

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March 31, 2017
Categories: #hashtag, 9/11 Bush's fault, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshat anonymous, asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, Black helicopters, Boobs, Booze, Brazil, Brian Williams, but not the good kind, Chocolate, Chubs, conspiracy theory, Don't Make Me Kill You, Double or nothing, Easter Pig, ember shoes, furry, Garden, Grippe, Hambone, Hanks, Hardware, Incisor, Jesus Freak, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, Lesbians, Literature, Microvag, misogyny, Oprah's Slut Club, paris hilton whore, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, people make me sick, Redhead Bonus Points, Rub meat, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, weiner, whatever, Where's Cyn? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 138 Comments

Tuesday Memes

I’m just throwing up Imgur stuff to bridge MMM and HHD while we wait for BBF.

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March 28, 2017
Categories: And Now Another Poat by Pupster, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, shut your whore mouth . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 114 Comments

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