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Your model for today was born December 13th, 1994 in Cheshire, UK. She stands 5′ 11″ and measures 34 – 23 – 37 and 125 lbs. Please welcome Miss Penelope Simpson AKA Penelope Elizabeth Lane / Penny Lane.
March 29, 2024
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009
An embarrassment of riches
She is future ex wife material for sure
Yeah she’s alright I guess if you are into that type of thing.
Egads Penny, thy cursed green bikini shall haunt my dreams evermore!
Just imaging the dialogue of our break up scene
she a’ight.
but can she cook?
Is that 125 lbs converted from the original weight measured in Stones? Cause I think someone might need to check their work.
cowboy hat pic is the best pic imo.
Converted from bricks, as in ‘built like a brick house’ which is why Sir Elton wrote that song about her decades before she was born. The prophecy foretold her arrival to capture the 2024 BBF crown
Prediction: The Emo Robot will know when its owner has money and drain their bank account to an account in China
The rest of the crew is still looking for their spectacles, testicles, and a coffee cup, I guess.
I was trying to recover from a night of crappy sleep before attempting to feed birbs or get on the clock.
She seems nice, but has no glutes at all. Common problem at her height.
Blergapharg. Car overheating on the way home last night. Gotta focus on fixing that instead of new digs now.
Remember when I said “Man of Constant Sorrow ” would no longer be my theme song?
Also, today’s model is decidedly OK.
Dalm, she looks fun!
Or, I guess we could just meet at my house and bitch about our husbands. My idea sounds better.
Yeah, it does.
Now what kind of jackassery is WordCunt pulling?
Pupster has delivered a tall, blond, well proportioned chick with no tats and no piercings. and she doesn’t look like she’s sucked the schlong of every wealthy guy she’s ever been introduced to. (Not sure how to define that look, but you know it when you see it.)
Everybody must be at church.
And I think her glutes look great.
Leon, you and I share a very different taste when it comes to this.
HotBride is off in Carriacou for a couple of weeks, so my Easter dinner will be of the Jimmy John’s variety.
They just introduce a Caprese sandwich that is tits.
WP fucked up how comment tags work again. I fixed your italics.
And I don’t hate her butt, it’s just that it’s 2D. I’m not one of the freaks that’s all in on steatopygian nightmares like the Kardashians, but I do like a pleasant callipygean protrusion.
Tall?
Stacked?
No tats or piercings?
WINNER. Nice job, pupster!!!
Leon taught me two new words today. I doubt that I’ll remember them by tomorrow and thus I’ll never use them, but at least it made for a bit of interesting research today.
Nomenclature is important for the truly dedicated admirer.
She looks well-acquainted with the concept of hot girl privilege.
Which suggests she has an under-developed sense of humor and an over-developed sense of being the center of attention.
In other words, good dating material, but caution flags are flying when it comes to longer-term mating material.
It would be nice to be proven wrong on that though.
If you can set your beer on it, it’s way too disgusting.
A number of the photos look like they are of a different person. I assume those are before she started all the cosmetic surgery, botox and fillers.
The wife of one of the guys I hired is a nurse and does the filler and botox injections on the side for extra money. The amount of money women spend on that shit is insane. She’s contemplating training people on it since she could make more money than her regular nursing job and have better hours.
There is an aspect of BBF that is like watching someone enter the harness-making trades around 1920.
AI is going to replace all these real girls who make their living modeling and getting softcore porn photos published. OnlyFans will eventually have no real girls.
I often ask myself, “Would I take her to Thanksgiving dinner to meet the family?”
This one is definitely in the “I’ll come by at 3 to pick you up.” category.
She’s contemplating training people on it since she could make more money than her regular nursing job and have better hours.
What are the liability concerns with work like that, though? I’d be scared enough for my own sake, let alone having employees doing it under my letterhead.
That said, I think there are a lot of little “clinics” out there that do this stuff along with specialized female grooming procedures (waxing and bleaching, laser hair removal, etc) and do pretty well.
wakey wakey
I have trust issues regarding the black bikini.
It’s her. Lip filler and botox and soaking wet hair, maybe, but it looks like the same girl/boobs.
Louis Gosset Jr dead at 87.
RIP sir, you were great in Iron Eagle and Enemy Mine.
Pool League update: as of last night we were in 4th place out of 11 teams. We faced a strong team where the handicap had us needing 11 wins to their 15. We smashed it getting 15 to their 10. Personally I did very well getting 4 out of 5 games, beating one of the best players in the league. *Fist pump*
Only two weeks left in this season with a bye and a final team to play that’s at the bottom of the rankings. I like our chances in possibly getting second or third place this time.
We got 15 eggs yesterday. Every birb that could lay an egg, did.
I have to sell some birds. I’m drowning in huevos.
Why not first?
a nurse and does the filler and botox injections on the side for extra money. The amount of money women spend on that shit is insane.
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Back when I was in private practice I shared office space with a sports medicine guy who was getting close to the end of his career. He made the move from there to a nice downtown building where he set up a cosmetic practice doing all those injections and an in office liposuction thing. Probably other stuff too, not sure.
Huh, I just looked him up and it says he’s accepting patients. Like the black bikini that comes with trust issues, the site I found him on has trust issues as well. It lists a spine surgeon who moved from here over 10 years ago and a guy who died 10 years ago who is still accepting patients.
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Patients are all democrats.
WordPress can blow me.
I think the current law enforcement folks could take a lesson from the 1970 National Guard/Kent State playbook.
I was always of the belief that even though death was a steep price to pay, the spoiled brats put themselves in a belligerent situation and only had themselves to blame.
We’ve been kowtowing to these fucking snowflakes ever since.
I had to learn about the Kent State thing long after the fact. I only learnt about it having happened from reading the interview text of some naked coed featured in a Playboy I had no business owning or seeing at the age I saw it. I think it was within 15 years of the event so it was still fresh in the mind of a typical reader, so they asked the poor girl about whether it was still mentioned much on campus.
I imagine the Paterno thing is going to haunt Penn State for far longer.
It was definitely the last FAFO moment on a college campus.
Now we bring them tampons.
I remember when Bollinger — raging pussy that he was — had protesters from BAMN sitting in his office and he just chatted with them and assured them that he shared their concerns that the flatly evil and unfair affirmative action might be found illegal by SCOTUS.
Then we had Mary Sue Affirmative Action Cunt.
Then Mark Bring in the Jewish Donations who picked a fight with the Graduate Employees Union over whether they should ever return to do their jobs after covid. They lost, and voila, an anonymous tip uncovers his stupidity in leaving a string of dirty emails with a staff bimbette.
Now we have some dude no one knows or cares anything about.
I haven’t given a flying fuck about UM since the middle of RichRod’s first season.
I just found out my grandfather is addicted to Viagra.
The whole family is upset, but nobody is taking it harder than grandma.
*rimshot*
Good afternoon friends.
I doubt I could afford to buy her a drink and I’m not sure I would.
I have made a conscious effort to avoid superstitions that deal with harbingers of death, and there are many. Death is unpleasant and sensitive, especially to those who may have lost a loved one recently. I do think death can be a good thing for those who need relief from uncurable pain and those who truly deserve it, but otherwise it is painful to the living.
A lot of the superstitions around death involve such things as black dogs, cats, rocking chairs, birds, pictures falling off the wall, etc. I’m just touching the surface of this.
I have had the good fortune to know several people involved in various aspects of the funeral industry over the years. They have many stories to tell.
Saving those for another day, I have a SIL who will not step foot in a funeral home. She sat outside on a bench during her mothers funeral.
Getting back to the philosophical part, I think a lot of the death superstitions arose from deeply religious people wondering why the lord had taken their loved one too soon, so they instead attributed it to a random or unusual event that had happened recently. That explanation made it fit for them.
Just so I don’t forget, I want to mention my interest in death law, that is laws regarding cemeteries, burial vaults, transportation of bodies, cremation, etc. They can vary widely by state (looking at you rural). I don’t think this is a morbid interest, it’s just something we all have to deal with eventually.
Pleasant dreams, and that is a subject of superstition too, lol.
Pupster from the top rope.
I have a SIL who will not step foot in a funeral home. She sat outside on a bench during her mothers funeral.
I’ve had a few attention whores do that in my family.
The human mind desperately searches for patterns. We see a negative outcome we don’t want for ourselves and we look for proximate causes so as to avoid the effects.
Sometimes it works and produces valuable — if less than scientific — heuristics like not sticking your dick in crazy or washing your hands before you do surgery (yes, at the time there was no “science” this, just an educated guess).
Sometimes it produces bullshit like not stepping cracks to spare the spine of your maternal parent.
Not wanting to be near the sick, dying, or dead? Middle ground. It’s a hygenic impulse, since you could catch whatever’s causing it, but when you see your entire family doing it and not getting sick, it’s clearly wrong.
Holy shit.
Ron Coleman (THAT Ron Coleman) just sent a superchat on FNT. Am I awake right now?
Points well made leon and hot.
Elton John for music and not Beatles? penny lane?
3 body problem starts out strong. can’t believe that’s on netflix
Reminder that Weird Al is so talented that he can out-Devo Devo:
Curses, foiled by YT.
Former Houseguest is coming over tomorrow to help me get some plants into the ground since my back is still puny. In the hoophouse and also out in the garden under fleece. Stoked.
Starting tomatoes and some other stuff this weekend. Flowers too. I always neglect the flowers to prioritize the growing space for veggies, but between the hoophouse and my new light rack there is no need to.
Weather is cool and mild. Everything is grand.
You should take pictures and show your work.
Fleece like baa bah fleece?
Yes, entire sheep. Nothing has the insulating power of an unshorn sheep, butterflied and laid on a bed of young lettuce. No frost getting through there, by golly. Especially if you do it while they’re still warm.
Seems a bit of a waste until you see how nice the lettuce is.
https://www.johnnyseeds.com/tools-supplies/row-covers-and-accessories/frost-protection/agribon/agribon%2B-ag-19-10-x-50-row-cover-9065.html
Plants in this kind of in-between season we are having here (30s-40s at night, 40s-50s daytime, a battering wind) do a lot better under a little white fleece layer even if they are frost hardy. The wind is taken out of the equation. Some of the diffused sunlight gets converted into a little heat in the soil, keeping them warmer overnight and getting them off to a better start than small plants that are set out exposed.
If we have another cold snap down to the 20s or teens before the weather really breaks, I’ll just go throw a second layer of fabric or plastic sheeting over them that night for insurance but they should be fine anyway.
Been toying with the idea of setting out peppers and eggplants under a hoop of fleece to see if that little bump of heat will get them producing earlier. Probably a good idea in the coolish nights of early June, anyway.
Sierra Ferrell “Trail Of Flowers” (complete album on YT) recommended for anyone who likes Alt Country/No Depression/Americana or whatever they’re calling it these days
All this Agribon talk led me to check the weather. Decent for the next 4 or 5 days then 5 inches of snow over two days next week. What the F …
I will say that almost all the snow we got over the weekend is gone after the rain and my grass is somewhere between green and brown now.
Down here in Southern New England we get snow in the first week of April at least 50% of the time, but everybody acts like it’s the first time it has ever happened and a clear sign of calamity.
We had two weeks of remarkable weather in the beginning of this month which led to our current dissatisfaction. April snow is pretty common here too with the most common reaction being disgust that it’s happening. I saw daffodils pushing up through the snow yesterday so there’s hope
I need to get some new fittings for the rain barrels I got over the Winter. Did I tell you what this guy did, that sold me the barrels? How he installed the fittings to daisy chain them together?
The rain barrel guy seemed a little sketch.
a. get a lot of rain barrels on the cheap
b. ???
c. profit!
He put the connectors at the tops. This individual sells these things as a side hustle, and he installs brass fittings at the tops of the rain barrels. To connect them together in a useful way, you see.
I’m glad I didn’t pay him to install a spigot.
OK. I just saw a website where they were advising people to join rain barrels at the top. I think I need some education. For what purpose would you daisy-chain join rainbarrels at the tops? Knowing that you can only ever empty one of them, the one with the spigot at the bottom.
WTF, over
https://gardenwatersaver.com/how-to-link-rainbarrels/
Yeah, that’s a stupid way to connect rain barrels. You would need a spigot at the bottom of all barrels hooked up that way. I see no advantage connecting at the top.
In Other News, I had lunch at the Moose Lodge today. The Special was 50/50 burger with fries. I asked what a 50/50 burger was and was informed that it’s 50% hamburger and 50% bacon mixed together and cooked. Topped with sautéed onions, bbz sauce and colby-jack cheese. It was freaking delicious.
Dangling earrings repulsed Paulette.
Paulette shares a taste for earring with my Paula, studs only. Never seen her wear anything else.
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