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March 28, 2024
Categories: BOOP!, Buttt, lazy bastards anonymous, Magic Carrot For Your Mom, not mannish monday madness, Sean is teh awesome, Sure Why Not, swinging with friends, The Steam Off My Shit, Things that really matter . Tags: . Author: jam2

76 Comments

  1. Comment by Jimbro on March 28, 2024 5:12 am

    Jam, this you?

  2. Comment by Jimbro on March 28, 2024 5:13 am
  3. Comment by jam2 on March 28, 2024 6:01 am

    Thinking is over rated.
    Just axe the DC crew.

  4. Comment by jam2 on March 28, 2024 6:04 am

  5. Comment by Jimbro on March 28, 2024 6:45 am

    Reassuring

    https://x.com/laralogan/status/1773210648932974637?s=20

  6. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 28, 2024 8:10 am

    Congrats Roamy, I hope you get the thing.

    And can eventually tell us what the thing is, at least on H3.

  7. Comment by carinobrien on March 28, 2024 8:19 am

    Wakey wakey

  8. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 28, 2024 8:45 am

    Glad you’re finally up at a reasonable hour.

  9. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 28, 2024 9:06 am

    I was thinking the gun vid was a channel I liked, but now I can’t find it. Tactical Administration, or something like that. I’ve linked it before, but can’t remember now.

  10. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 28, 2024 9:08 am

    administrative results! That’s it! Thanks for all your help.

  11. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 28, 2024 9:10 am

    youtube: How Far Would You Go

    for instance

  12. Comment by Brother Tim on March 28, 2024 9:12 am

    Dafuq are y’all doing this morning? Comments here and only here kept crashing WP’s craptastic Android app…

  13. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 28, 2024 9:17 am

    If it’s real, it’s this. I still haven’t seen anything other than my boss’s word on it. I don’t have a Ph.D., I’m not the lead on any big project, I just play in the lab, so pardon my skepticism.

    (link deleted for privacy)

  15. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 28, 2024 9:20 am

    looking forward to seeing your name there, roamy!

  16. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 28, 2024 9:33 am

    x: preview of november

    This will happen again and again.

  17. Comment by Dave's not here on March 28, 2024 10:03 am

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    Comment by Thermadin on March 28, 2024 12:32 am

    Dave, How old are your trees?</i>

    I’ve owned that property going on 40 years, those trees were at least 40 years old when I bought it.

  18. Comment by Hotspur on March 28, 2024 10:08 am

    “Esther, if I had me some dough, I’d push yo’ face in it and make me some gorilla cookies.”

  19. Comment by TeeRoy Jenkins on March 28, 2024 10:13 am

    you are correct Jay…..question becomes what are people going to do about it? Right the fuck in your face, pissing on your leg….whaadayagonnado?

  20. Comment by Lumps on March 28, 2024 10:49 am

    That Lara Logan tweet is pretty scary but it makes a lot more sense to me than an outage and that the harbor pilots just randomly fucked up.

  21. Comment by Car in on March 28, 2024 11:22 am

    I am up every day at a reasonable hour. 6 am often. I like to try to sleep until 7 but it doesn’t always happen.

  22. Comment by Car in on March 28, 2024 11:23 am

    Its my book reading habit that’s getting in the way. 

  23. Comment by Lumps on March 28, 2024 11:36 am

    Wondering what to write about for Sunday. Requests? Anybody? I work better with an imposed structure or directive, otherwise tend to ramble on.

  24. Comment by Thermadin on March 28, 2024 11:45 am

    Lumps, how about high yield low effort crops. 

    I’m still working on my garden beds. I’m going to do two 2’x4′ short raised beds in one corner of my yard. I had to remove some old low evergreen bushes and will need to modify the sprinklers. Made the bed boarders out of cedar fence boards and reinforced the corners with some red wood. All the material is stuff I had laying around. Hope to finish it up this weekend.

  25. Comment by Hotspur on March 28, 2024 11:59 am

    Started watching 3 Body Problem last night based on Carin’s recommendation.

    Interesting story line. Hoping it doesn’t turn in to a woke jizzfest, but since Carin liked it, I’m pretty sure it won’t.

  26. Comment by Hotspur on March 28, 2024 12:00 pm

    Just ramble on. We’re perfectly okay with that.

  27. Comment by Hotspur on March 28, 2024 12:03 pm

    Or you could tell us about your first kiss, or first arrest, or goriest patient, or best book you’ve ever read, or favorite singer, or favorite vacation….

    My God, the choices are endless. We’ll read anything.

  28. Comment by Car in on March 28, 2024 12:07 pm

    Hotspur – did you watch “Dark”? That is literally the best thing I’ve ever watched. I’m enjoying 3 Body Problems so far, but I make no promises since I’m clueless where its going.

  29. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 28, 2024 12:07 pm

    dark?

  30. Comment by Car in on March 28, 2024 12:11 pm

    Did I tell you guys about my book group? We’re not a club- we’re just all friends swapping books and then getting together to drink wine and talk about the books we’re reading. We took out the pretentious part where someone assigns a book and then we “discuss” it. GOD i hate that. Reminds me of college Modern ENglish courses. How did this make you FEEL?

    I’d rather talk about the making of the hamburger. How its written. What the author did right or wrong, etc. Not some sort of slobbery talk fest were everyone relates the books to their feelings.

    I’m on book 21 for the year – which is where I’ve been when not here. I was getting irritated by my TBR pile so I ordered this cute little shelf:

  31. Comment by Car in on March 28, 2024 12:11 pm

    Well, that’s stupid. LEt’s try this:

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09Q23VJH8?psc=1&ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_product_details

  32. Comment by Car in on March 28, 2024 12:13 pm

    We got a new bookstore nearby which is exciting, so I’ve been trying to buy books there – although I really use my kindle for most books.

    Yesterday I picked up “The Women” by Kristin Hannah which folks are raving about and a new hardcover copy of “Dune” (which is very pretty – the page edges are blue) since someone walked off with my copy.

  33. Comment by Car in on March 28, 2024 12:15 pm
  34. Comment by Car in on March 28, 2024 12:20 pm

    I recommend the subtitles not dubbed. The acting, everything is so good you don’t want to ruin it with other voices that don’t match, etc.

  35. Comment by Car in on March 28, 2024 12:21 pm

    I would link reviews, but many contain spoilers. Its only three seasons. And the entire thing was planned out from start to finish. 

  36. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 28, 2024 12:32 pm

    Lumps, how about high yield low effort crops. 

    Squash has to be top of the list, whether summer or winter. If you can look after it and water until it leafs out, you’re done, just wait and collect your fruit.

  37. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 28, 2024 12:36 pm

    Dark was about the only German-language show I could find on Netflix back when I had it. It started good but I never got around to episode 2 and beyond before we killed NF.

  38. Comment by Jimbro on March 28, 2024 12:51 pm

  39. Comment by Jimbro on March 28, 2024 1:09 pm

  40. Comment by Hotspur on March 28, 2024 1:19 pm

    I didn’t watch Dark.

    As to book clubs, I hope yours isn’t like most women’s clubs where they drink wine and bitch about their husbands instead of discussing a book.

  41. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 28, 2024 2:21 pm

    hmm, reminds me of IT. The good first part, not the lame 2nd part.

  42. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 28, 2024 2:29 pm

    to get you ready for the Iowa State game tonight

  43. Comment by Pendejo on March 28, 2024 3:02 pm

    Who the cyclones got tonight?

  44. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 28, 2024 3:04 pm

    Illinois, Big 10 Champions

  45. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 28, 2024 3:19 pm

    Trump goes to slain NYC cop wake, while Brandon and Barry fundraise.

    Going on in the same city today.

  46. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 28, 2024 3:20 pm

    Xi Jinping’s Bat Dealer

    @GameOnJD

    ·

    I live not far from here. I can tell you, this a big deal on Long Island. I’ve spoken to lifelong Long Island Dems today who are LIVID that Biden is skipping this for a fundraiser & hasn’t really had much if any contact with the family. Tell me again how Trump is a bad guy.

  47. Comment by Markie on March 28, 2024 3:56 pm

    Superstition meets conspiracy theory.

    “Haint Blue”: This originated from the Gullah culture in South Carolina and Georgia but has influence in Appalachia. Painting the porch roof a pale blue-green is believed to ward off evil spirits. Haints will assume the ceiling is the sky or water and get confused on how to enter the house.

    Haint Blue may also keep the space lasers from burning down your house.

  48. Comment by Markie on March 28, 2024 3:57 pm

    Haints Appear as Animal Shapes: “Haints” are restless spirits that haunt the living, and they are believed to manifest as various animal shapes. Seeing a mysterious animal at night can send shivers down one’s spine as it may be a harbinger of the supernatural.

  49. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 28, 2024 3:58 pm

    Let’s face facts: if Kyle Rittenhouse had murdered two white people, he’d be in jail right now.

  51. Comment by Jimbro on March 28, 2024 4:05 pm

    Jay, cool story about the elementary school boys who had to suffer at the hands of Caitlin Clark ^^^

  52. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 28, 2024 4:05 pm

    If he’d murdered them, sure. Thankfully he killed two white people and wounded a third in self defense.

  53. Comment by Jimbro on March 28, 2024 4:08 pm

    I’ve heard of haints before, not sure where. And the blue paint thing too. We don’t have haints around these parts, leaving us vulnerable to space lasers.

  54. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 28, 2024 4:17 pm

    other rival team. she’s got a great story

  55. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 28, 2024 4:32 pm

    *image searches Caitlyn Clark*

    Would. Not that I’d go to any special effort, but if she’d winked at me and we were the same age, I’d have been up for it.

  56. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 28, 2024 5:01 pm

    she’s 6′ tall leon

  57. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 28, 2024 5:18 pm

    And?

  58. Comment by Pendejo on March 28, 2024 5:40 pm

    You can go nose to nose and get your toes wet or go toes to toes and get your nose wet.

  59. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 28, 2024 5:48 pm

    Literally every woman has been taller than me. 6′ would be a new record, but not by much.

  60. Comment by Car in on March 28, 2024 6:02 pm

    As to book clubs, I hope yours isn’t like most women’s clubs where they drink wine and bitch about their husbands instead of discussing a book.

    Well … we did have some wine and food … but we did crafts instead of bitching about our husbands. And we did this thing were we made fake covers for books we were going to share.

    I’m proposing the next meeting of our book club goes first to John King (an amazing used book store in Detroit) then to this cool new bookstore in Grosse Pointe that has food and drinks (it looks super cool) and then finish the day with some mussels at Cadiuex cafe.

    Or, I guess we could just meet at my house and bitch about our husbands. My idea sounds better.

  61. Comment by Car in on March 28, 2024 6:04 pm

    Every man I’ve dated has been taller than me. 

    Height was never something I given any thought to when I was dating. Everyone is taller than me.

  62. Comment by Jimbro on March 28, 2024 6:15 pm

    https://tinyurl.com/4zjbr3yx

  63. Comment by Pendejo on March 28, 2024 6:52 pm

    Since I’m 6’2” every woman I ever dated (all five of them) was shorter than me. Most 6’2” females at age 17 or 18 are A cups which works against them. Especially if you’re shortsighted like I was. 

  64. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 28, 2024 7:10 pm

    I was 14 years old and 5′ 4″ when I started dating my first boyfriend. He was 5′ 6″ or 5′ 7″, so I ended up passing him in height by the time we broke up 3 years later. There are pics of me slouching, somehow trying to stay shorter.

  65. Comment by Lumps on March 28, 2024 7:12 pm

    I’m 5’4″ but my hunchback is 6′ 1″, didn’t really need a guy who was taller than the Hump but he does need to be able to reach everywhere with a scraper.

    Well, until Scott set up one of these babies in the garage:

    https://is.gd/GtMJ9i

  66. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 28, 2024 7:17 pm

    I was basically off the market all through college because I stuck with my (5’9″) high school girlfriend throughout. If I was ever going to find a gal shorter than me, that was my chance. The 3 girlfriends between wives ranged from 5’7″ to 5’10”. Wife and I were nearly the same height at the wedding, but I’m shrinking now.

  67. Comment by scott on March 28, 2024 7:23 pm

    It’s butt kickin’ time.

  68. Comment by Jimbro on March 28, 2024 7:25 pm

    At 5′ 11″ in my dating years there were no women taller than me on my dance card. There were a few tallish ones but most of them were shawties.

    My HS girlfriend listed one of her aspirations in our yearbook as “To be taller than 5 feet”. She was the cheerleader they tossed in the air.

  69. Comment by scott on March 28, 2024 7:38 pm

    It could be UConn vs Iowa State on Saturday.

  70. Comment by Pendejo on March 28, 2024 8:00 pm

    I hope it is.

  71. Comment by Dave's not here on March 28, 2024 8:57 pm

    Not big national news, but the Mayor of Ft. Wayne, In just died of cancer.

    He was a Dem, but one of the rare good ones that could work with anyone, other than that incident involving a couple extra glasses of wine he clearly didn’t need at an event a couple years ago

  72. Comment by Dave's not here on March 28, 2024 9:06 pm

    To remove any vagueness, the Mayor did allow himself to be handled by the system like any other schmuck, Did his 4 days, went without a DL for 3 months, community service, etc.

    He was a Dem, but essentially fallible just like us us. I guess that’s why he was elected again a few months after the wine incident.

    A good guy, for being a Dem.

  73. Comment by scott on March 28, 2024 9:09 pm

    Looks like UConn by 20

    *yawn*

  74. Comment by scott on March 28, 2024 9:42 pm

    30

  75. Comment by Pendejo on March 28, 2024 10:32 pm

    I don’t follow the minor league professional basketball programs that are loosely associated with what we used to refer to as “institutions of higher learning”, but it appears that the team currently associated with the indoctrination center in Connecticut very well may win the trophy this year.

  76. Comment by Sean M. on March 29, 2024 4:05 am

    Describe Evan’s rosacea, please.


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