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Monkey Meat Madness – Tuesday Tales of the Bush
Next thing you know people will stop having sex in the bush too….
February 12, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, braunschweiger, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, foreskin, Genital Itch, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, is tee-roy still in prison?, lazy bastards anonymous, Like you know how to read., Marez-ee-dotes, Master Henry, mesadick, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, new post needed ASAP!!!, Nigeria, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, not mannish monday madness, One Foot Muff, oy!!, pruritus ani, Pull My Finger Dammit!, rape culture, Remembrance, She-Meat, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Suck It., supersonic faggotronic, The Bear Is Loose, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, unintended consequences, Where's Cyn?, Whiny little twerp, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 142 Comments
New Year in Review – a myopic
So the year is well under way.
January 3, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, amazing post, asshat anonymous, Bowel Prep, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, butt-pokey blues, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, Dial C for cooter, Double or nothing, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Electrical, foreskin, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, is tee-roy still in prison?, just another jimbroglio, lazy bastards anonymous, Marez-ee-dotes, monkey love, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, polishing turds, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, rhymes with "your mom", soakin' the ole T-bone, Where's Thor?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn . Tags: hi jewstin, xbrad thinks susan estridge is hot . Author: jam2 . Comments: 129 Comments
Sunday Taint
**Mazie Hirono: Kavanaugh enters Supreme Court with ‘huge taint**
I’d like to see Lindsey open up an investigation as to whether or not crazy Hawaii lady is qualified to determine the relative size of taints.
October 14, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, amazing post, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, bad trip, bangin' your bud, barely passable trannies, Beaver Button, Bowel Prep, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, Chicks dig a nice tool, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Genital Itch, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, Kinky Afro, lazy bastards anonymous, Moist, monkey love, new post needed ASAP!!!, Nice Melons, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, Taint what you think, this post stinks, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 86 Comments
HHD
Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. They might be ghey, but they’re not sporting front holes. Let’s get started.
I don’t remember why I saved this one, except older, fit guy. Might be someone famous.
Someone tagged me on FB with a link to hunks, but it was in the middle of flight hardware delivery/delay/college visit/cousin visit/Dad fiasco/FDIL visit/SIL passing and now I can’t find it. Email it to me, please.
Continue reading →
August 22, 2018
Categories: As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I used to be funneh and shit, I'm 7 Indians, lazy bastards anonymous, LOVE SALT!!!, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Where's Cyn?, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 146 Comments
Travel Tuesday
So far the outer banks itinerary has been nice. The rain has been impressive. We spent Monday driving around on the beach and trying not to mow people over or hit any of marezee-dotes cousins.
There’s a population of wild horses.
Guess which one is Mare –
These beasts have free reign of the joint. Not sure how many there are in total but there are tours dedicated to looking at them.
A few vehicles got stuck on the beach (rain and tide related) and some cranky old dude was driving around in a very large tow truck charging $500 per hook up….
He evidently lectures you about driving on the beach as part of the service. For five hundred each, he should have had a smile on his face.
August 21, 2018
Categories: #H2, As Little as Possible, lazy bastards anonymous . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 108 Comments
You really should go do something more meaningful than read this pos post
Things mawr meaningful:
How about taking up knitting:
June 19, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 0, 7 of 9 fucks not given, As Little as Possible, bangin' your bud, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, conspiracy theory, coonskin cap, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Easter Pig, fat chicks, Follically challenged, foreskin, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Happy Birfday Wiser, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hosefuckers, Hostages Legal Aid, I am judging you, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, I'm not judging you, i'm zero indians, Jeebus, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Le Luc Long, Learn some shit, Lumbago, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Microvag, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, playing Hide the Salmon, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, shut your whore mouth, soakin' the ole T-bone, Someone needs a sandwich, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Totally Nude, Trump's Fault, vagine, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 196 Comments
Nailing it
Not sure why things like this:
fastenate me but they do. Amazing piece of engineering & still pounding it out after all these years.
I was sooo enthralled by the nail making process I had to commission – YEP – your mom to write a little ditty about it.
May 1, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, amazing post, bangin' your bud, Chicks dig a nice tool, foreskin, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Man-Lesbian, Marez-ee-dotes, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, pruritus ani, soakin' the ole T-bone, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 72 Comments
MMM 318: 13 days
And then of course I get to unpack it all, which is going to suck all of the balls.
Leetle tiny shorts.
April 2, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, Balls, High and tight, lazy bastards anonymous, pelvic thrust, racist, riding the cock carousel, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 131 Comments
The Trees Are Budding The Bees are Buzzing and The Birds are Consorting – sort of
The pussy willows aren’t all pussy like yet, but the swamp maples are starting to bud. I also noticed what looks like the beginning of a bud forming on one of my lilac bushes. No squished wood chucks yet but the birds are getting kind of raucous and definitely flocking around out there, so I’d imagine new birds of a feather will be chirping in mere days –
March 27, 2018
Categories: 0, bangin' your bud, flower power, Follically challenged, foreskin, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, I feel like chicken tonight., i'm zero indians, is there such a thing as bad bud? better axe the muppet, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Learn some shit, Marez-ee-dotes, mesadick, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, new post needed ASAP!!!, nose nuggets, NOT another post by Pupster, Not Boobs, Oso made me do it!!!!, playing Hide the Salmon, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Rumpus Room Rumba, soakin' the ole T-bone, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Suck It., this post stinks, Tuesday, Where's Cyn?, your mom's flower, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 140 Comments
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April 11, 2019
“Screw all those whores! I’m never going to be embarrassed about loving The US of A and wanting my President and government to put my Country’s interests first.
You don’t like America? Get the eff out.”