Sad Story & then some pics

There once was a monkey named Juan Pedro Eustace Morales Domingo Santa-Bella del a Cruz the third.

He was a very nice monkey.

Then he got mixed up with a bad crowd.

Then he died a horrible death.

My inner monkey weeps at his passing.

-FIN –

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Tolling For Thee – Blame it on Mitch

While probably too soon for the Second Coming, most all can see the the path is set.

Pablo Picasso, Guernica

The insanity of pressing headlong into world wide conflict is baffling. Picasso’s piece still sums it up.

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I Don’t Know

What’s the worst part of aging?

What’s the best?

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Odd Sexual Proclivities & Syndromes

How many boxes does your mom check?

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I like this Chick

Not really –

But the song is amazing:

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Mid-Winter Blues

Hot-n-Tot spices up his winter festivities after breakfast with your mom:

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Crytidz – a Message from the Good Doctor

Because I post stupid shit that doesn’t even make sense to me most of the time, one of our brothers here at hostageland sent me a link for this little beastie:

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.X3_GfvHlh_8Fdpafkon4kAHaEK%26pid%3DApi&f=1
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A Card for Cards

Christmas Themed Oddities

So I was going to do a “Strange Art” poate and as I was surfing for strange (heh) I came across some weird Christmas looking stuff and then went down the Christmas Carde rabbet whole.

Date line London 1843: Some Brit dude hired artist John Calcott Horsley (nice) to come up with a Christmas Card of your mom.

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Restless Anal Syndrome

Yep – you got it….

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/09/restless-anus-hp3.jpg?quality=90&strip=all
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