Well, the first line of the Wikipedia entry for Miley Cyrus is a bit of a shocker. Did you know she was born, Destiny Hope Cyrus? I had no idea she had a legacy cracker name to live up to. I love when people name their kids Charity, Patience, Neveah, or some other pseudo Christian thing. You know their dad smokes a lot of pot, says ‘welp’ a lot, and mom has ass antlers.
Anyway, she’s a ho but she’s my ho. You guys made me claim her so I’m going to defend her to the death because that’s what we do as conservatives – we defend bad things until better ones come along. Looking at you GWB.
My ho was born in 1992 in Franklin Tennessee (of course) and is 28 years old. By my reckoning, she’s the same age as everyone on the big blog and most of the people here. In two years she’ll be older than all of us. Mind blown.
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So while Mr. RFH was off playing D&D for the third time in a week, I watched “Girl with a Pearl Earring”. It was definitely a slow artsy movie, and Colin Firth was artistically rumpled rather than fun to watch. This guy played the butcher’s son and other love interest for Scarlett Johansson.
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