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Memes I’ll Never See

February 11, 2020
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, Bowel Prep, Catnaps, Dang. I mean...dang., Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, macadamia, Muddle My Mint, One Foot Muff, POON!, Rosetta Likes This, Snake juice guzzler, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Things that really matter, unintended consequences, YOU WISH, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 112 Comments

I knew girl named Summer in high school. She had a nice end. I’ve got some work to do before the snow falls, so the break in the heat is welcome, but winter always brings difficulties. Yes I know summer doesn’t really end for another 3 weeks or so with the Autumnal Equinox. I don’t celebrate commie holidays, so I needed another theme. I choose to celebrate Labor Day most years by working as hard as I can at something for which I won’t be paid, as a remembrance of what communism really is.

The toe of a dromedary.

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September 2, 2019
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Holidays, homophobe, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, Someone needs a sandwich, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 71 Comments

MMM 380

First day of preschool. Pray for Oso.

If she wrecks, that’s a whole lotta road rash.

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August 26, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, misogyny, not mannish monday madness, pelvic thrust, POON!, pron, rape culture, She-Meat, Smokeshow, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 121 Comments

MMM 378

We’re running low on Summer, folks. School has already started in some (commie) school districts. Beaches will be cold and empty soon, but at least we won’t be mowing too many more times.

I think they call this “glistening”.

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August 12, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, Beauty Personified, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, misogyny, POON!, pron, rape culture, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 97 Comments

MMM 377

My workday ambushed me as I was getting this ready, thus the delay. Plus I was up a little late brainstorming with the wife about how to deal with Possum’s extremely limited menu (far, far fewer than the ’30 items’ standard for picky eaters).

A day at the lake.

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August 5, 2019
Categories: Beauty Personified, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, misogyny, personal junk, POON!, pron, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your mom sends her love . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 195 Comments

MMM 371

Power outage yesterday helped us learn that the breaker in the house labeled “barn” might not be connected to, well, anything. The barn appears to be wired to a breaker labeled “OUT” in the breaker box in the other basement. Neat!

Big balls around this place.

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June 17, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, flick it, flick it good, groomin' your shroom, homophobe, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, misogyny, pelvic thrust, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, right wing rethuglican, robust hindquarters, Shark Week, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 96 Comments

MMM 370: Spring returns

It’s back in the 60s here and still raining.

She looks ready for some new fighting game I won’t play.

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June 10, 2019
Categories: As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, dig deep the gathering gloom, misogyny, POON!, racist, rape culture, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 128 Comments

MMM 369: I’m sick

I need to detox or catch up on sleep or something. Been sick off and on for a couple of weeks and haven’t been to the gym in going on 2 months, just haven’t felt up to it.

So clearly, these aren’t working.

Pretty smile.