MMM 317: Buying the farm

For the second time, no less.

Pretty hair.

March 26, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, Beauty Personified, flick it, flick it good, grope em if you got em, homophobe, misogyny, pelvic thrust, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 111 Comments

MMM 316: Contingencies

Something was missing document-wise for my buyer’s buyers on Friday, so that closing is now happening today, supposedly. We shall see.

Aaaaaalmost too racy for WP.

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March 19, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, robust hindquarters, Snake juice guzzler, You're gonna love my nuts, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 161 Comments

MMM 311: Just the goods

I managed to get behind on work over the weekend, so today will be quick.

Looks warm there.

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February 12, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, homophobe, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, redhead, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Snake Juice, Snake juice guzzler, YOU WISH, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 249 Comments

BBF

Hello brave puppers, and welcome aboard Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today is a Cosplayer from Ft. Worth, TX. Please sit back and welcome Miss Bunny Ayumi!

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February 9, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, Barack Obama, BBF, Beaver Button, Birthday Cake, police involvement, POON!, pron, quesadillas, Rub meat, Say "What" Again, She-Meat, slut, Snake, starfish, Suck It., Superblood, Sure Why Not, taste the rainbow, those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, You're gonna love my nuts, zero fucks . Tags: A high roller baby, She is, She's a roller . Author: Pupster . Comments: 171 Comments

MMM 310: Shovelling in the dark

That’s what you do when you get 6″ of snow but have solo custody of a very small child the next day and you know you have to be able to drive to the store at some point. Did that for just over an hour tonight (I’m writing Sunday night because I have to get up with the toddler in the morning for day 3). Tired. Time to put the pics in the post and then kill zombies for a while.

Her booty is well labelled.

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February 5, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, Balls, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, homophobe, misogyny, open your chaste mouth, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, You're gonna love my nuts, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 114 Comments

MMM 307: running low

The binders, that is. Also, work is going to be weird this week. We were supposed to be doing a huge thing that required travel and burning disks and now that’s in a Puerto Rican warehouse.

Matching outfit.

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January 15, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, homophobe, misogyny, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, open your chaste mouth, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, redhead, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, YOU WISH, You're gonna love my nuts, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 378 Comments

Lies, Damnable Lies – POS Calumny

Imagine my surprise when aspersions were flung at me recently!!!

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January 9, 2018
Categories: 0, 10/10 Would Smash, asshat anonymous, barely passable trannies, Compound W, conspiracy theory, Dang. I mean...dang., dicking bimbos, Douche-bagger, Drugs, Federal Witness Protection Program, Follically challenged, foreskin, Fourth Grade, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Hostages Legal Aid, I feel like chicken tonight., I'm not judging you, is there such a thing as bad head, Marez-ee-dotes, monkey love, new post needed ASAP!!!, North American Goat Love Association, NOT another post by Pupster, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, personal junk, police involvement, POON!, Pre-Law, pruritus ani, rape culture, rhymes with "your mom", riding the cock carousel, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, She-Meat, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, supersonic faggotronic, swinging with friends, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, whatever, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, you might be gay if you like this, Your mom sends her love . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 139 Comments

2017 BBF Championships – Contestant #4

Contestant #4 – Jaclyn Swedberg

Pupster’s note: We have four semi-finalists for 2017, I will repeat poat for 4 weeks and then we’ll have a final poll to determine Miss Big Boob Friday 2017.

From November 10, 2017:

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December 22, 2017
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 2017 Big Boob Championships, asshole, bacon, bad trip, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Boobs, BOOP!, braunschweiger, Chicks dig a nice tool, Cockfacefuckaloo, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Drinking heavily, flick it, flick it good, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, I feel like chicken tonight., Juice, Moist, POON!, Your mom sends her love . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 140 Comments

MMM 303: SS Update

I had originally hoped to do The Opening this coming Sunday, but that makes the whole thing feel a little too compressed. Christmas itself is the next Monday, I’m blocked the weekend, and I’m guessing turn out would be low on Friday the 22nd. Can we plan to do this in the evening (7pm) on Thursday the 21st?

Inside/outside.

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December 11, 2017
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, groomin' your shroom, homophobe, I'm not judging you, misogyny, open your chaste mouth, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, Someone needs a sandwich, transphobe, TurtleFacePlant, Where's Cyn?, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Zzyzx . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 177 Comments

Mental Problems – POS Ponderings

Sometimes I’d like to start out a conversation with Fuck You!! I’ve been told that that’s rude and I need to moderate my tone. That’s like only having one drink when you’re out with the boyz trying to get crunk.