Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I was spoiled with the Olympics in February and all the hunky athletes. I went back to my usual HHD haunts and was assaulted by silly selfies, guys grabbing their junk, and otherwise cute hunks that managed to look constipated. However, I do not give up easily. So let’s get a little classic music going and have a proper serving of beefcake.
Somewhere it’s warm.
Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. This one might be a little weird because it’s being put together at 3 AM. Not the best treatment for insomnia, but it is what it is.
I like Gary Allan’s “Smoke Rings in the Dark” album and think this is pretty fine, too.
Country music goes with country boys.
Good morning, and welcome to our wrap-up of Hunky Hump Day, Winter Olympics edition. I’m proud of all our athletes (except the whiny ones), and I’m glad they are coming home. No more unfinished hotel rooms, wild dogs, pinkeye, or soft focus stories that no one really cares about. (As much as I hate hackers, I’d pay real money for a virus that wipes any mention of Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan from NBC files in 2018.) So with that said, let’s get moving.
I like this song because Rocketboy said, “Hey, Mom, play this one, you might like it.” I predict that Carin will like it, and Hotspur will hate it. Hit play and scroll down, because the GIANT. WORDS. ON. THE. SCREEN. are annoying. Crank it up.
Our above-the-fold athlete is the fourth of the American men’s bobsled team, Army Captain Christopher Fogt. He deployed to Iraq after the Vancouver Games, and he won bronze in Sochi.
Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I’m not tired of watching the Olympics, are you? Not when there’s HHD candidates competing.
Before we get to the athletes, we need our song of the day. I stole this one from Wiser’s show, because he cut it off before it got to the good part.
We start off with Jeremy Abbott. Jeremy messed up a jump, fell, and crashed into the wall during the men’s figure skating short program. He lay there on the ice for a few seconds, then gathered himself, got up, and finished the routine. No medal, but a big attaboy from me for not giving up.
Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day and round 2 of who we’re cheering for in Sochi.
Today’s song is one of my memories from the 1980 Lake Placid Olympics. (sings along)
Sage Kotsenburg won gold in snowboard slopestyle.
Good morning, and welcome to the 2014 Winter Olympics edition of Hunky Hump Day. The Olympics start Friday. So let’s cheer USA! USA! USA!
We start off with a special song sung by biathlete Lowell Bailey, which is appropriate for Valentine’s Day coming up.
Next is fellow biathlon competitor Tim Burke.
Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. It snowed here, so what better way to start your Wednesday than with warm thoughts of some place tropical, an umbrella drink in your hand, and something nice to ogle. I’ll try to remember the “more” line this time.
Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Today I am inspired by some old movies that I watched over the weekend or plan to watch next weekend. Not quite classics, but still fun to watch and better than the dreck that was on TV. (I’m looking at you, Austin and Ally.)
Crank up some tunes from Forrest Gump.
I watched The Pirate Movie (thanks, Leon!)
Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. You know how in Rose is Rose, Rose has a motorcycle chick for an alter ego? Today’s get-up-and-get-moving song is NSFW, but I like it because my alter ego cranks this one up to 11 and sings along.
Onto teh beefcake.