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BBF

Your model for today was born in Melbourne, Florida on December 7th, 1988. She stands 5′ 10″ and measures 34D – 24 – 35 and 119 lbs. Stop multitasking and focus on Miss Elizabeth Ostrander.

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February 7, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, BBF, Boobs, Finely Freckled, Happy Birfday Wiser, Heavy Metal Thunder, Really, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, rhymes with "your mom", robust hindquarters, Rosetta Likes This, Suck It., swinging with friends, Tastes Less Like Regular, Tastes More Like Regular, The Cat's Pajamas, wisermeany, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 137 Comments

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
Mr. RFH and I went to our first dance lesson tonight, so we don’t look like idiots at our son’s wedding in June. Or as Mr. RFH puts it, like bugs on a hot sidewalk.

Now for the hunks.

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January 29, 2020
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Bunker Pants!, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, QUID PRO QUO, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, Smoke a pole, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: out of words . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 132 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
I saw “No Safe Spaces”, the documentary by Adam Carolla and Dennis Prager. It was depressing but well done, and I have hope that we can turn things around and keep free speech. If nothing else, some of the liberals have been caught in their own trap and have been red-pilled. One song from the movie was sung by Dennis Quaid, and since I can’t find it on Youtube, this will have to do.

Now for the hunks.
One of the trailers was for “The Last Full Measure” about an Air Force Pararescueman killed in action in Vietnam and the fight for his Medal of Honor.

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January 8, 2020
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, libtards, Muddle My Mint, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, rhymes with "your mom", right wing rethuglican, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: out of words . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 109 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
This showed up on shuffle, so why not.

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In theory, birthday boy Michael Schoeffling of “Sixteen Candles”, but I’m not sure it is.

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December 11, 2019
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I'm all out of bubble gum, Muddle My Mint, QUID PRO QUO, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: out of words . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 137 Comments

Monday Filler Poat

The old poat was starting to smell stale from a hard weekend, so here’s a fresh one.

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October 7, 2019
Categories: 7 / 9 fucks given, 9/11 Bush's fault, alcohol, barely passable trannies, Baseball, Brown Snow, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dang. I mean...dang., Douche-bagger, duck face, furry, Hardware, I Love You Peeps, I used to be funneh and shit, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Kyle, Man-lesbians, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, new post needed ASAP!!!, oxycontin, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, pron, rhymes with "your mom", robust hindquarters, Snake juice guzzler, stupid fucking hippies, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, Totally Nude . . Author: Colorado Alex In Exile . Comments: 129 Comments

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I don’t have a lot of words for today, so let’s get to it.
Beginning of the Jewish High Holy Days led to finding this song.

Now for the hunks.
Happy birthday to Esai Morales.

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October 2, 2019
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Bunker Pants!, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, rhymes with "your mom", Rumpus Room Rumba, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 127 Comments

HHD again

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I scheduled this one ahead of time because trying to poat or even comment here is difficult when RoamyDad is being nosy.
Thinking of Scott, Laura, and Pupster.

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Birthday boy Michael Landes.

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September 18, 2019
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, bacon, Ball de Cheese, BANGLAR After Action Report!, BANGLAR!, bbq, beefcake, Caffeine, Hulk Smash, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Sure Why Not, Tastes More Like Regular, You have some Junk in the Trump, Your mom likes this, zero fucks . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 135 Comments

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another day of Hunks and Humps. Or something like that.

Now for the hunks.

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September 4, 2019
Categories: As Little as Possible, bacon, BADASSDOM, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Bunker Pants!, but not the good kind, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Marez-ee-dotes, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, Stetson (for men), STFU, Sure Why Not, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 121 Comments

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Lots of activities this week, mostly with the 50th anniversary of Apollo 11 but also family visiting, Mini-me’s Court of Honor, and Rocketboy’s birthday.

At first all the hoopla over the Apollo anniversary, quite frankly, hurt. It’s a brutal reminder to those in the business that we’re trying to repeat what our fathers and uncles and grandfathers (and a few women in there) did with 32 kb of memory and without CAD, and we’re not doing so hot. Then, when I hear Bolshevik Barbie and her fellow bimbos insult this country, I’m like, America, f*** yeah, we did that, and no one else has.

An appropriate song to get ya movin’.