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My Favorite Put Down

I read a post on the mothership and started laughing at a few of the pejorative names that were tossed around and it got me thinking about funny phrases and words. I know what you’re thinking…is this going to be the first in a long line of piscatorial posts or might we venture into a realm unknown?

The answer of course, is why not both? Just kidding. I think we can safely shelve our admiration for fisherman, old men, the sea, and how their bounty is turned into a delicious fried patchwork of amphibious parts. Today we embark upon a mission to call forth our favorite malicious insults.

Smoothbrain

Cockholster

Friend of Dorothy

Assface

Blue lipped mother fucker (non obama specific)

Chickenman

Dickbag

Peen lover

9/10 would smash this smoothbrain cockholster

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April 29, 2021
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Down the Rabbit Hole

I always think man, the people on You-tube used to be so creative. Remember when it first started how amazing it was? Yeah…see this video? How exciting is THIS?!?!?! The first back flip on You-tube

The first video I ever sent to Merv.

I’d like to thank lauraw for introducing me to this work of art…I believe it is part of the reason Merv fell madly in love with me……….three years after I showed him the video, but really…who’s counting?

The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.

Cybergoon squad…….the very first “weird side of You-tube” video.

And last, but not least, the VERY first video uploaded to You-tube by one of the founders enjoying his time at the zoo….my guess is, this guy is probably a rich mofo.

Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.

November 19, 2020
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HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Almost forgot it was time to poat.
Inspired by Lorrie Morgan, I bring you hubby Sammy Kershaw.

Now for the hunks.

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July 22, 2020
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 129 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I’m really ready to be done with this quarantine crap.

The RFH family watched “Die Hard” because Mini-me hadn’t seen it. Inspired by this, I bring you this week’s Easter egg with a probably-NSFW warning, but dayum, honey, John McClane would fly 2000 miles and kill terrorists for that.

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April 29, 2020
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Dang. I mean...dang., Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 139 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born in Melbourne, Florida on December 7th, 1988. She stands 5′ 10″ and measures 34D – 24 – 35 and 119 lbs. Stop multitasking and focus on Miss Elizabeth Ostrander.

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February 7, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, BBF, Boobs, Finely Freckled, Happy Birfday Wiser, Heavy Metal Thunder, Really, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, rhymes with "your mom", robust hindquarters, Rosetta Likes This, Suck It., swinging with friends, Tastes Less Like Regular, Tastes More Like Regular, The Cat's Pajamas, wisermeany, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 137 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
Mr. RFH and I went to our first dance lesson tonight, so we don’t look like idiots at our son’s wedding in June. Or as Mr. RFH puts it, like bugs on a hot sidewalk.

Now for the hunks.

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January 29, 2020
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Bunker Pants!, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, QUID PRO QUO, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, Smoke a pole, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: out of words . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 132 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
I saw “No Safe Spaces”, the documentary by Adam Carolla and Dennis Prager. It was depressing but well done, and I have hope that we can turn things around and keep free speech. If nothing else, some of the liberals have been caught in their own trap and have been red-pilled. One song from the movie was sung by Dennis Quaid, and since I can’t find it on Youtube, this will have to do.

Now for the hunks.
One of the trailers was for “The Last Full Measure” about an Air Force Pararescueman killed in action in Vietnam and the fight for his Medal of Honor.

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January 8, 2020
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, libtards, Muddle My Mint, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, rhymes with "your mom", right wing rethuglican, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: out of words . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 109 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
This showed up on shuffle, so why not.

Now for the hunks.
In theory, birthday boy Michael Schoeffling of “Sixteen Candles”, but I’m not sure it is.

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December 11, 2019
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I'm all out of bubble gum, Muddle My Mint, QUID PRO QUO, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: out of words . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 137 Comments

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