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BBF

Your model for today was born in St. Petersburg, Russian Federation on January 23rd, 1998. She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 34E – 24 – 37 and 114 lbs. Please check for lint and collude with Miss Mandy Dee AKA Anja Novotna / Aelita / Amelie / Busty / Charlene / Dasha C. / Dorothee Dionne / Janna / Lila / Mandi / Maria / Mika Bodana / Mika Boolana / Millie / Millis A. / Minka / Nataliya / Petia / Rusty / Sabina / Sophie / Stacy / Tracy Lyons.

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February 14, 2020
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 4/10 Would Still Smash, ann coulter, Balls, bangin' your bud, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BBF, Beaver Button, Big Stones, Boobs, cat blogging, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, fishy, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hot Diggity Dog, just the D…, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, riding the cock carousel, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 147 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
Thanks to Osita for the song of the day.

Now for the hunks.
This would be a good one for Ace’s “Who dis” series.

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January 22, 2020
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Tails you lose, Your mom likes this . Tags: out of words . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 124 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today is from London, England and was born on the 4th of July, 1996. She stands 5′ 8″ and sports a natural set of 32 double J’s. Please follow my lead and welcome Miss Bella Brewer!

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January 10, 2020
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, BBF, Boobs, Booze, Buzzcut, By The Beard Of Odin!, Chocolate, Chubs, Dang. I mean...dang., dinkie dinky dunkers divin' deep, Dog Centric, fat chicks, Genital Itch, Glitter Shit, grope em if you got em, Holidays, Hot Diggity Dog, Huevos divorciados, Hulk Smash, I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy, robust hindquarters, Rosetta Likes This, Taint Tanner, Taint what you think, wisermeany . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 135 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born in California, USA on May 4th, 1988. She stands 5′ 2″ , topmost measurement is 32DD and the displacement is 108 lbs. Please gather supplies and welcome Miss Austin White!

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August 9, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, BBF, Beaver Button, Blankie, Boobs, Finely Freckled, fire in the hole, foreskin, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, Say "What" Again, Scurvy, Shark Week, She-Meat . Tags: shut your whore mouth, Sox? . Author: Pupster . Comments: 173 Comments

Enjoy Summer

stoningtons-bounty-of-summer

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July 25, 2019
Categories: #H2, 7 of 9 fucks not given, bacon wrapped booger, Chubs, fat chicks, Follically challenged, General Bitching, grope em if you got em, Man-Lesbian, Marez-ee-dotes, Nice Melons, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, Sherwin Fucking Williams, stupid fucking hippies, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, The Religion of Peace, Vaseline Kiss, You have some Junk in the Trump . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 118 Comments

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Lots of activities this week, mostly with the 50th anniversary of Apollo 11 but also family visiting, Mini-me’s Court of Honor, and Rocketboy’s birthday.

At first all the hoopla over the Apollo anniversary, quite frankly, hurt. It’s a brutal reminder to those in the business that we’re trying to repeat what our fathers and uncles and grandfathers (and a few women in there) did with 32 kb of memory and without CAD, and we’re not doing so hot. Then, when I hear Bolshevik Barbie and her fellow bimbos insult this country, I’m like, America, f*** yeah, we did that, and no one else has.

An appropriate song to get ya movin’.

Birthday boy Eric Winter

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July 17, 2019
Categories: American Hero, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: put me in orbit, riding rockets . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 90 Comments

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.

Yes, I know it’s a cover song, but I like this version better than Dan Hicks’ version.

Now for the hunks.
Birthday boy Wyatt Russell, son of Kurt. Good on ya for keeping ya boogerhook off the bang switch.

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July 10, 2019
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, BANGLAR!, Baseball, beefcake, grope em if you got em, hey Poncho - that's Wiser!, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: nips ahoy . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 140 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born April 7th, 1986 in Athens, Tennessee. She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 36-26-36 and 122 lbs. Please be nice and say howdy to Miss Alison Angel!

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July 5, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, barely passable trannies, BBF, Beauty Personified, Boobs, cat blogging, dinkie dinky dunkers divin' deep, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, grope em if you got em, Hot Diggity Dog, Hulk Smash, I feel like chicken tonight., I'm gonna need new batteries, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Leave Poland Alone, meghan mccain fat, Moon Pie Smash, Muppet Porn & You, Nice Melons, slut, Strap On Anonymous, Sure Why Not . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 70 Comments

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.

Now for the hunks. RIP to Clark Gable’s grandson, who died at the age of 30.

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