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Now for the hunks. RIP to Clark Gable’s grandson, who died at the age of 30.
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February 19, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, grope em if you got em, is tee-roy still in prison?, mardi gras groping, Marez-ee-dotes, One Foot Muff, Rub meat, Trump's Fault, zero fucks . Tags: shut your whore mouth, That's Gonna Leave A Mark, wtf? . Author: jam2 . Comments: 116 Comments
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Hello, and welcome to Big Barbula Friday.
barbula -small tuft of hair just below the lower lip
Your model for today was born December 30th, 1996 in Tokyo, Japan. She stands 5’5” and measures 42-25-37. Please be self aware and raise a toast to Miss Nana Fukada!
January 25, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, Baseball, BBF, Beaver Button, Blankie, Boobs, BOOP!, grope em if you got em, Hot Diggity Dog . Tags: xbrad thinks susan estridge is hot . Author: Pupster . Comments: 124 Comments
Monday Morning Mushrooms – 3,14159.00
Happy Martin (LK) Mushroom Monday!!
Whose turn is it to make breffiss?
Everything pies are always a great way to celebrate MLK Day amirite?
For the bacon and eggs crowd – here ya go, ya boring bastards.
Now onward and upward to mushroom stuff that MJ (aka Mushroom Junkie) soooo looks forward to on a crisp and beautiful Monday morning.
January 21, 2019
Categories: #H2, 7 of 9 fucks not given, amazing post, As Little as Possible, fat chicks, Follically challenged, foreskin, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Holidays, Hosefuckers, If You Don't Like PattyAnn, Just Another Fucking Category, Knockers, Like you know how to read., Makin' Bacon, Moist, monkey love, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, oy!!, pruritus ani, robust hindquarters, Suck It., the old ass-hair combover trick, vagine, wisermeany, your mom's flower, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 138 Comments
New Year in Review – a myopic
So the year is well under way.
January 3, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, amazing post, asshat anonymous, Bowel Prep, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, butt-pokey blues, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, Dial C for cooter, Double or nothing, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Electrical, foreskin, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, is tee-roy still in prison?, just another jimbroglio, lazy bastards anonymous, Marez-ee-dotes, monkey love, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, polishing turds, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, rhymes with "your mom", soakin' the ole T-bone, Where's Thor?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn . Tags: hi jewstin, xbrad thinks susan estridge is hot . Author: jam2 . Comments: 129 Comments
MMM 349: hybrid
First, some ‘shroom content:
December 10, 2018
Categories: barely passable trannies, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, No more wire hangers, pron, racist, rape culture, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 93 Comments
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Hello commuters, and welcome to Big Bombus Friday.
Stop asking me why I won’t take the things you give me
I’m not gonna smile
When you shake my hand an tell me you’re not happy with me
Your model for today was born November 6th, 1990 in Pompei, Napoli, Italy. She stands 5′ 5″, 34-24-36 and 110 lbs. Please freshen your breath and say buongiorno to Miss Valentina Nappi!
October 26, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, asshole, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Brut, Canine, CHAD, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, ember shoes, fire in the hole, fucking genius, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Hulk Smash, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, just the D…, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Knockers, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, playing Hide the Salmon, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 140 Comments
HHD
Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Put down your Honduran flags for a bit and pick up your covfefe mug.
Let’s see who is in the hunky folder for today.
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October 24, 2018
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, bacon, BANGLAR!, beefcake, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: boofcake . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 157 Comments
BBF
Hello teetotalers, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Big Baisemain Friday.
baisemain (beɪzˈmæn) n : archaic a kissing of the hand; thus, a sign of respect
Your model for today was born May 19th, 1997 in Orlando, Florida. She stands 5′ 3″, 36E-28-35 and 125 lbs. Please make yourself comfortable and say hello to Miss Brittney White.
September 28, 2018
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, BBF, Boobs, Breitbart, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Coonskin, Dang. I mean...dang., Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Double or nothing, ducks are people too, ember shoes, fire in the hole, grope em if you got em, homophobe, is there such a thing as bad head, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Jesus Freak, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Make Him Stop - everybody probably . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 157 Comments
Shave Your Balls Tuesday
So we learned over the weekend that j’bro has a collection of various styles of razors for manscaping.
And that Roamy was the instigator.
September 4, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, 7 of 9 fucks not given, Ball de Cheese, Balls, but not the good kind, Cheese Ball, Fuck golf, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hosefuckers, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, Huevos divorciados, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, just another jimbroglio, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, Marez-ee-dotes, monkey love, not mannish monday madness, O, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, polishing turds, pruritus ani, Where's MJ?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 97 Comments
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May 21, 2019
“I don’t give two shits if people think I’m nuts, it’s no worse than being called homophobic, denying trans people the opportunity to be mentally unstable, thinking that race is irrelevant, not liking sex or not liking a sex I don’t know but I hate that bitch, Hillary.”