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BBF

Hello teetotalers, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Big Baisemain Friday.

baisemain (beɪzˈmæn) n : archaic a kissing of the hand; thus, a sign of respect

Your model for today was born May 19th, 1997 in Orlando, Florida. She stands 5′ 3″, 36E-28-35 and 125 lbs. Please make yourself comfortable and say hello to Miss Brittney White.

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September 28, 2018
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, BBF, Boobs, Breitbart, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Coonskin, Dang. I mean...dang., Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Double or nothing, ducks are people too, ember shoes, fire in the hole, grope em if you got em, homophobe, is there such a thing as bad head, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Jesus Freak, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Make Him Stop - everybody probably . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 157 Comments

Shave Your Balls Tuesday

So we learned over the weekend that j’bro has a collection of various styles of razors for manscaping.

And that Roamy was the instigator.

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September 4, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, 7 of 9 fucks not given, Ball de Cheese, Balls, but not the good kind, Cheese Ball, Fuck golf, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hosefuckers, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, Huevos divorciados, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, just another jimbroglio, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, Marez-ee-dotes, monkey love, not mannish monday madness, O, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, polishing turds, pruritus ani, Where's MJ?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 97 Comments

You really should go do something more meaningful than read this pos post

Things mawr meaningful:

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How about taking up knitting:

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June 19, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 0, 7 of 9 fucks not given, As Little as Possible, bangin' your bud, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, conspiracy theory, coonskin cap, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Easter Pig, fat chicks, Follically challenged, foreskin, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Happy Birfday Wiser, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hosefuckers, Hostages Legal Aid, I am judging you, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, I'm not judging you, i'm zero indians, Jeebus, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Le Luc Long, Learn some shit, Lumbago, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Microvag, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, playing Hide the Salmon, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, shut your whore mouth, soakin' the ole T-bone, Someone needs a sandwich, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Totally Nude, Trump's Fault, vagine, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 196 Comments

UUF (Ugly Unmotivated Friday)

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born in Los Vegas, NV on December 30th, 1991. She stands 5′ 3″, weighs a bunch and measures a beefy 40F-32-40. Please have some more cake and say hello to Miss Felicia Clover!

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June 1, 2018
Categories: BBF, beefcake, Boobs, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chubs, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, dicking bimbos, Easter Pig, ember shoes, fat chicks, fire in the hole, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Heavy Metal Thunder, Hulk Smash, Knockers, Makin' Bacon, meatdickbreath, Moist, monkey love, Moon Pie Smash, Muppet Porn & You, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pron, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, robust hindquarters, Rosetta Likes This, Rub meat, She-Meat, Someone needs a sandwich, swinging with friends, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, Tube Steak Fever, tubgirl, wisermeany . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 126 Comments

MMM 317: Buying the farm

For the second time, no less.

Pretty hair.

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March 26, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, Beauty Personified, flick it, flick it good, grope em if you got em, homophobe, misogyny, pelvic thrust, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 111 Comments

BBF

Hello turtle-bros, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today is from Essex, born February 5, 1988. The internet doesn’t seem to know her height or displacement, but consensus opinion measures 34D-23-35. Please put a tent on that circus and say ‘ello to Miss Victoria Moore!

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March 23, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, BBF, Boobs, braunschweiger, Buzzcut, california lesbian in love, Chapeau, Cheez Wiz, cow snot, Dog Centric, Drinking heavily, Ed Balls, Electrical, fire in the hole, Fucking Wagon, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, grope em if you got em, Hitler, Holidays, Moist, monkey love, Nice Melons, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Rumpus Room Rumba, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 140 Comments

Spring Hain’t Sproingin’ Yet… pos

The robins and redwing black birds have been makin’ love noises out back for two weeks (+/-). Those little bastardos are gonna be hungry before all the snow leaves.

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March 20, 2018
Categories: 0, amazing post, Baseball, Bowel Prep, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Death by Fishstick, Dr B wants to Spank you, Easter Pig, fishy, Follically challenged, foreskin, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, i'm zero indians, It must be true!, just another jimbroglio, lazy bastards anonymous, Like you know how to read., Marez-ee-dotes, mesadick, monkey love, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, Oso made me do it!!!!, playing Hide the Salmon, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Rumpus Room Rumba, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, Suck It., the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, your mom likes a slippery trout, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 44 Comments

BBF

Hello cuddlers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today is a cosplayer and instagram model based in Los Angeles, born November 25th, 1994 in Nashville, TN. I find no reliable statistical data so I’m going to say that she is wham”-pow”-bam” and at “could-throw-over-the-fence” lbs. Please step up and say “hey gimme that” to Miss Delanie Frances AKA Luna Lanie.

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March 16, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, Bacon Strips, Balls, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Beer Tree Farm, Black helicopters, Boobs, Booze, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, butt-pokey blues, Cheedy, cheese, fire in the hole, Fuck golf, gardenblogging, Genital Itch, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Headless Whoresman, Heavy Metal Thunder, Help me Regis, Hulk Smash, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Knockers, Kyle, Make Him Stop - everybody probably . Tags: She seems nice . Author: Pupster . Comments: 120 Comments

ce more into the breach

I found a new comic artist that I like, right about when someone in CT was talking about corned beef recipes.

I haven’t gotten to the end of his portfolio yet, I have to cook breakfast here in a bit.

That’s a nice tie, Alex.

How would this poat rate on a scale of MJ to Mare?

March 10, 2018
Categories: Bacon Strips, Beer Tree Farm, Cockfacefuckaloo, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., Fucking Wagon, grope em if you got em, Headless Whoresman, Heavy Metal Thunder . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 171 Comments

What the ever living f*%^ is wrong with you people?

Make it yours –

You know you want to…

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Amnesia, Dissociative

Anorexia Nervosa

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD)

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Conversion Disorder

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Erectile Disorder, Male

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Gambling, Pathological

Gender Identity Disorder

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Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder

Hypochondriasis

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Masochism, Sexual

Major Depressive Disorder

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Orgasmic Disorder, Female

Orgasmic Disorder, Male

Posttraumatic Stress Disorder

Premature Ejaculation

Schizoaffective Disorder

Schizophreniform

Sexual Arousal Disorder, Female

Sexual Aversion Disorder

Shared Psychotic Disorder

Somatization Disorder

Substance Abuse

Substance Dependence

Transvestic Fetishism

Trichotillomania

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March 6, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #Problematic, American Hero, asshat anonymous, bad trip, Barack Obama, Black helicopters, Blankie, Blue Man Group, BOOP!, california lesbian in love, Chicks dig a nice tool, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, coonskin cap, cow snot, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Don't Talk Shit About Total, foreskin, fucking genius, Genital Itch, goatse, grope em if you got em, i'm zero indians, just another jimbroglio, Man-lesbians, Marez-ee-dotes, Moist, new post needed ASAP!!!, Not Boobs, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, Poon In Ivy, riding the cock carousel, Rumpus Room Rumba, Sherwin Fucking Williams, Where's Cyn?, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 119 Comments

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