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HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day, despite WordPus’s best attempt to screw me over with their sucky software. Let’s get started. It’s not Halloween, but I’ve been listening to this group lately.

Today’s lead model, courtesy of TiFW, is Iain Glen.

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March 31, 2021
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, alcohol, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Beer, Booze, Bunker Pants!, FUCK YOU ICE, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, whiskey, Your mom likes this, Your mom sends her love . Tags: block editor sucks . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 199 Comments

MMM 438

Man, this was a good set of pictures back when it aired the first time. Wonder if these girls have put on the Covid-50?

I eventually got used to lifting in glasses.

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March 29, 2021
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, Fuck Overtime I'm on Salary, grope em if you got em, homophobe, misogyny, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, pelvic thrust, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, transphobe, Your dad likes this, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 189 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
I have a feeling this song is a repeat.

So there’s a picture below the fold that may or may not be Steve McQueen. I looked him up, and today is his birthday. So he gets both above and below the fold.

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March 24, 2021
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, alcohol, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Beer, Booze, Bunker Pants!, FUCK YOU ICE, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, whiskey, Your mom likes this, Your mom sends her love . Tags: st pats . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 192 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born on May 25th, 1987 in Kanagawa Prefecture, Japan. She stands 5′ 2″ and measures 39 – 22 – 33 and 102 lbs. Please get down with Miss Julia Kyoka AKA Julia Oppai, Kaoru Miyako, YURIA, Julia Boin.

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March 19, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, almond, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, Baseball, BBF, Beauty Personified, Boobs, Dang. I mean...dang., Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Eat a bag of dicks, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fishy, flowering flower, Fuck golf, grope em if you got em, Hai Karate, High and tight, Hulk Smash, I feel like chicken tonight., Is This Ham Still Good?, islands in the stream, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, Like a Viking, Lobster roll, macadamia, monkey love, Moon Pie Smash, mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks, Nice Melons, Penis Sipper, riding the cock carousel, Shark Week, Someone needs a sandwich, Suddenly Sumo, The Cat's Pajamas, those are some big boobs, Totally Nude, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, Yellow Fever . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 156 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
Music for St. Patrick’s Day.

Movie of the week for me was “The Hammer” starring Adam Carolla. It’s a sweet, funny movie, and I give it five bald heads.

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