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Serving your needs while waiting for MJ to put up a toddler post or Jim Accoster to apologize. Whichever comes first.
November 8, 2018
Categories: #H2, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, amazing post, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Ball de Cheese, BANGLAR COFFEE, Boobs, BOOP!, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Bugout Jelly, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 32 Comments
Tuesday Aural Tragedy
So Car i N pointed us down this path and Sean laid the last paving stone.
Yep – the wonderful world of music.
and the odd instruments thereof
October 30, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 0, 7 of 9 fucks not given, Chapeau, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Death by Fishstick, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, General Bitching, High Society Trash Bloggin', I Will Kick Your Ass, Kinky Afro, mardi gras groping, Marez-ee-dotes, Muppet Porn & You, Oso made me do it!!!!, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, Sherwin Fucking Williams, The 1%, unintended consequences, You're gonna love my nuts, ZOMFG!!11ty! . Tags: 9/11 Bush's fault, Brain Diseased, ducks . Author: jam2 . Comments: 174 Comments
Just Pecking Away
So one might think that a “Pecking Away” post might be about the latest currency of exchange for a maudlin teen child being bartered to a man for chickens, but one would be wrong.
Alas another important study has shown a disturbing trend in the course of events for the American male.
October 23, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 7 of 9 fucks not given, amazing post, Belly Button Micro Penis, Chicks dig a nice tool, Compound W, cow snot, dicking bimbos, dinkie dinky dunkers divin' deep, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, High and tight, Hosefuckers, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, i don't care if it doesn't rime - anciently or otherwise, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Le Luc Long, Marez-ee-dotes, mesadick, Moist, monkey love, Muddle My Mint, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, playing Hide the Salmon, Plumbing, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pull My Finger Dammit!, racist, rape culture, rhymes with "your mom", riding the cock carousel, Rub meat, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Strap On Anonymous, Suck It., Taint what you think, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Tube Steak Fever, Tuesday, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 161 Comments
Toad Turds Tuesday
Bufo americanus bisches. And don’t you forget it.
The American Toad.
Not to be confused with any of your run of the mill other types of toads. Bufo americanus is the shizzle.
October 16, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 7 of 9 fucks not given, stupid fucking hippies, supersonic faggotronic, Sure Why Not, swinging with friends, Tails you lose, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, this post stinks, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, transphobe, Tuesday, What the Fuck, Jenny?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, you might be gay if you like this, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 112 Comments
Shave Your Balls Tuesday
So we learned over the weekend that j’bro has a collection of various styles of razors for manscaping.
And that Roamy was the instigator.
September 4, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, 7 of 9 fucks not given, Ball de Cheese, Balls, but not the good kind, Cheese Ball, Fuck golf, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hosefuckers, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, Huevos divorciados, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, just another jimbroglio, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, Marez-ee-dotes, monkey love, not mannish monday madness, O, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, polishing turds, pruritus ani, Where's MJ?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 97 Comments
BBF – Out On A Limb
Ahh-ite, line up, time to get the weekend kickin’. Pupster took a hike is away smokin’ dope and head bangin’ with his buddies on the left coast working hard. Handing the keys to an unstable person is probably a sign of stress. We may need to put up the H2 emergency signal for the West Coast Cabal to go bail help him out.
July 20, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, amazing post, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bangin' your bud, BBF, Boobs, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, california lesbian in love, Chicks dig a nice tool, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, CRUNK JUICE!!!, dicking bimbos, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fucking genius, Happy B-Day Michael, Man-Lesbian, Marez-ee-dotes, Moist, monkey love, One Foot Muff, oprah's big booty band, oy!!, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, rape culture, robust hindquarters, soakin' the ole T-bone, stupid fucking hippies, those are some big boobs, TITS, Where's Cyn?, wisermeany, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 154 Comments
Clean Sheet Night!
Clean sheet night, one of the small pleasures in life.
Mrs. jam2 recently splurged on new sheets. She went on about thread count an shstuff I usually don’t pay much attention to, but I must say they are comfortable.
Mare got this tip from Carin, who got it from MJ, who got from where ev :
While her folding tip may need some work, her diet tip is legit.
July 17, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 0, 7 of 9 fucks not given, just another jimbroglio, Marez-ee-dotes, mons of Marmota monax, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, polishing turds, pruritus ani, rape culture, the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, Uncategorized, Where's Cyn? . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 178 Comments
BBF
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born December 16, 1991 in Granada, Spain. She stands 5’5″, 36D-24-37 and 110 lbs. Please listen up and say buenos dias to Miss Nekane Sweet.
June 22, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, Bacon Strips, Balls, BBF, Beaver Button, Beer, Boobs, Your dad likes this . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 70 Comments
You really should go do something more meaningful than read this pos post
Things mawr meaningful:
How about taking up knitting:
June 19, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 0, 7 of 9 fucks not given, As Little as Possible, bangin' your bud, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, conspiracy theory, coonskin cap, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Easter Pig, fat chicks, Follically challenged, foreskin, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Happy Birfday Wiser, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hosefuckers, Hostages Legal Aid, I am judging you, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, I'm not judging you, i'm zero indians, Jeebus, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Le Luc Long, Learn some shit, Lumbago, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Microvag, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, playing Hide the Salmon, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, shut your whore mouth, soakin' the ole T-bone, Someone needs a sandwich, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Totally Nude, Trump's Fault, vagine, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 196 Comments
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