Have I said how much fun I have doing the HHD posts, when I don’t run into evil viruses?
Here’s a music video to get you all hot and bothered.
Thought about the original “Wicked Game”, but I like the pics of all the lovers in this video. While we are talking about “Wicked Game”, let’s have Chris Isaak.
Carin sent me some excellent suggestions for this week. First, we have Alan Tudyk.
Next, some Ryan Reynolds.
And someone else mentioned Sam Worthington. Worthy, indeed.
And because PattyAnn is having to deal with doctors, I am indulging her with some Sam Elliott.
A search on Sam Elliott brought me to this, which I think is funny and true. You see where the graph peaks? With this guy right here.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Sam Worthington was in “Clash of the Titans” and wearing a very short skirt ( I just viewed it this weekend) so I have to heartily recommend the movie.
You can watch it with the sound off it you want.
(I did enjoy the flick – but I really don’t know how much was the movie, and how much was Sam Worthington) Just being honest here.
Yum on Wash! He’s mine, bitches.
http://intelligencesquaredus.org/
Intelligence squared is a monthly debate hosted by PBS. Full video available on the site. This month is about “TREAT TERRORISTS LIKE ENEMY COMBATANTS, NOT CRIMINALS.” Its good to put on in the background during work or other boring shit you have to do.
mmm, magnum
Are there any liberals lurking around on Hostages’ sites? I’m in a particularly foul mood, and want to “punch a hippie”, so to speak.
From last night’s thread:
“The Romans actually invented paving, gutters, cement, a subsurface that accommodated the freeze-thaw cycle, etc.”
Aw, c’mon Michael – you know it was the Muslims who did all of that…… *ducks*
And Roamy, nicely done on today’s HHD – mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmmm………
MJ, if you haven’t seen the I squared debate with Michael Crichton on AGW, put it at the top of your list.
man the sams are hawt!
Good morning, ladies, and MJ and AD and Andy.
It’s Wednesday again. Know what that means?
That means another episode of Terriers will be showing on FX this evening.
Arguably this is THE best totally new show this season.
And you’re not watching it yet, why?
Roamy, this HHD is terrific!!
watched the new Robin Hood. Kind of interesting
AD, what I would give for a hippy to punch. But most of them have apparently run away with their tail between their legs.
Before the 08 elections, I had three libs who regularly (daily) commented on my site. One went away shortly after the election. Bob and OC have been seen with less regularity. the libs at PW don’t even seem to be trying anymore.
I think they’ve gotten a bunker mentality.
Clint, I’ve seen the promos but what’s the premise?
Was it, Sohos? I’ll put it on my netflix cue.
Alan Tudyk was excellent in A Knights Tale
Alan was in Firefly. Also … he was the pirate in Dodgeball.
aye
arg
I love Alan Tudyk.
You know who the libs should be squirming embarrassingly over….that complete dimwit Alan Grayson. Such a hideous man too. Yikes.
How dare I even bring up his name on HHD. SHAME ON ME!!
Mare, did you watch Dexter last night?
Mare, recovering alcoholic ex-policeman and a petty criminal he formerly busted have joined together to form a somewhat shady, often less than successful detecitve agency. Great writing and strong stories so far, humor and pathos both parts of most episodes and real human frailities portrayed accurately. Great stuff.
*Tazers (settings are on sting) Mare for bringing up you-know-whose name.*
No, Hotspur I couldn’t. I think I’m going to rent the first season. Was it good last night? And is this the third season?
I love you, too, Roamy! Those 2 old guys still have it!
Our upstairs tv is getting a new “card” this Friday. I didn’t want to watch it while anyone was eating or doing business downstairs.
No, Mare, I watch it on Netflix Instant. I have my computer hooked up to my TV, or I can watch it on my iPad.
I’m still on season one.
*tackles mare*
*gives her “the card”*
AG may be at the top of my list for bombastic, stupid, hideous, clueless, clownish, lying, assholes (and I think closet women’s clothes wearer).
Although it’s a very long list, he’s so bad he earns the top one, two or three spot on any given day.
I must join Netflix, evidently you are a loser and part of the 12th century if you do not have a Netflix list. And I don’t want to be associated with Islam IN ANY WAY.
Andy, “the card” is awesome…..after I’ve worked out and stretched.
Netflix is pretty cool. For $10 a month I get to have one DVD out at a time, there is no return date, and no late fees. They send you your next movie when you sent back the one you have out. For $15 a month you can have two out at a time.
You also get access to all of the Watch Instantly list, which is pretty extensive.
Here’s something that makes me happy:
Hotspur, my husband LOVES sailing. That wasn’t your boat/wife/video was it?
I wonder where that was, it was beautiful.
Alan Grayson – client number 7
That is Hotbride and the Hotspur (great name for a sailing novel), running from Mackinaw Island to Drummond Island in the middle of Lake Huron.
And when I say Hotspur in this case, I am not referring to myself.
http://tinyurl.com/23bsywf
“Alan Grayson – client number 7……hahahahahahahaha…….6 to go.
(Thank goodness, I didn’t say, “That woman on the boat looks great but the guy sounds like a douche.”)
Oh, and Scott, check your client list and your email.
Good morning!!!
AG may be at the top of my list for bombastic, stupid, hideous, clueless, clownish, lying, assholes (and I think closet women’s clothes wearer).
You KNOW he’s got a closet full of oversized women’s shoes and a drawer full of “Hello Kitty” thongs.
That is a beautiful boat HS. Sailing is one of my favorite things to do, although since we moved from Illinois, we no longer have access to borrow the old man’s.
If you’re sending out unsolicited nudie pics, mare, I don’t object to receiving them at all. They don’t offend me in the least. Don’t mistake this for soliciting, though. 😛
And I thought “Hotspur” was your porn name, Hotspur.
Hotspur how big was that boat. (And I mean, the boat.)
Thank goodness, I didn’t say, “That woman on the boat looks great but the guy sounds like a douche.”
Mrs. Hotspur is one of the kindest, nicest, and most interesting people you’ll ever meet. Sincerely. Hotspur hit the PowerBall when he caught her. I’m not convinced there wasn’t some sort of Cyrano de Bergerc-y going on there.
Jazz, were you at the CT meat-up?
Hahahaha! The irony hurts me right in my funny bone.
Obama fires up supporters at University of Wisconsin-Madison rally
The water carrying in the article is painful to watch.
Jazz, were you at the CT meat-up?
No, mare. Hotspur and I met with Chief, Carin, leon, Chief’s son, and Mrs. Hotspur in Ann Arbor a while back.
Thirty four feet.
Gotta go.
BBIAB
I now have a major woman crush on Sean Duffy. I can take Ace out, I know I can.
I am relishing Grayson’s anal hemorrhaging in the polls. How women could find such a nice man loathsome is beyond me.
Have you been to any meat ups, mare?
No, Jazz. I think I’m one of the few, maybe the only Hostage that hasn’t met anyone else.
I’m going to work out. Why?
a) I’m wearing size eleventy!!111!!!!!
b) see above
Must suck to be an Iranian industry dependent on computers:
bwahahahahahahaha!
I haven’t met any of our fellow Hostages yet either, Mare.
$20,000 worth of target gift cards for getting the kids to come to school.
Perhaps if we simply paid them to show up. It could be,like, their job.
Why haven’t my kids made me any cookies lately?
Cooks moves five more races from Solid Dem to Likely Dem: http://tinyurl.com/2dybuy7
Who’s up for a little voting-booth sodomy?
Go, Jim DeMint!!!!!
Why haven’t my kids made me any cookies lately?
Gorilla cookies?
I haven’t met anyone either. I’ve been threatening to meet Vmax (we live about 45 mins apart) but my wife thinks I’m nuts. Why? I have no idea.
Oh, my, my, my, my, my. . . . Some Washington love. Boo-YA!
It’s fun to meet Hostages. We’re nice folks. I’d drive 45 minutes to meet Vmax in a heartbeat.
Wow – just wow. An insightful analysis of what we might see happening after the November election:
http://www.americanthinker.com/2010/09/obama_not_moses_merely_elmer_g.html
HAHAHAHA! Chris Matthews is out to lunch (click to see why), and NewsBusters has the riposte:
Meeting TBOM didn’t hurt…much.
What’s the word on the street with regard to the Rossi/Murray race, BiW? Curious as to what our man on the scene has to report.
Fun:
What the hell? Is there another thread I don’t know about?
It’s fun to meet Hostages.
I am mere moments away from heading to the airport bound for Tejas.
*gives mare the stink eye*
I’d say Vman is definitely worth a 45 min drive. I’d sell it, to Mrs. MJ, but telling her about his dogs and his thumb.
What the hell? Is there another thread I don’t know about?
Oh. Sorry. I was over at H3.
*giggles*
*runs over to H4 to laugh at Carin behind her back*
That’s ok. It’s only fair after what we said about you on “the H3 – No humpbacks allowed” thread.
I started with the fact that he fosters dogs. More than anything, I don’t think she gets the point of the site, although I’ve been asking her to disregard her assumptions and actually take a look.
though I’ve been asking her to disregard her assumptions and actually take a look.
did you ever consider that may be a bad idea?
Flatback swine.
More than anything, I don’t think she gets the point of the site,
HAHAHAHA! The only point at this site is the one on mesa’s head!
There’s a point?
Flatback swine
you called?
han anything, I don’t think she gets the point of the site,
HAHAHAHA! The only point at this site is the one on mesa’s head
I think, though, MJ’s broken one of the rules.
The only rule of H2 is that you don’t talk about H2. Your wife either needs to join, or Rosie will have to hunt her down and expose himself to her.
It is his turn, right? Xbrad had the last assignment, I think ….
Uh. . . just, like, wow. The comments at Alan Grayson’s YouTube site are vituperative.
http://www.youtube.com/user/graysonforcongress#p/a/u/2/dvB-mHXcWzg
And where is mesa? I haven’t seen him in forever.
He was here the other day. He’s also been posting at his old site a bit.
The comments at Alan Grayson’s YouTube site are vituperative.
HAHAHA
did you ever consider that may be a bad idea?
——————–
Let me amend that statement. I’m trying to get her to understand without actually reading the site.
Please send either xbrad or rosetta to expose themselves. That could only make me look good by comparison.
If I hear one more person say that Grayson “took Webster’s statement out of context”, my head’s going to pop.
There’s a big difference between taking a complete statement out of context and purposefully cropping the “Don’t” off the beginning of a sentence to invert its meaning.
BTW, Jazz, DiT put the Chrissy Matthews thing up at the HQ if you didn’t see it yet.
I didn’t, Andy. Thanks!
Who’d have thunk that DiT actually reads my comments?
It’s only Wednesday? Feels like the week ought to be farther along than that.
geoff, you’re turning into a prolific contributor at Ace’s! Your contributions have been excellent, BTW.
Mine’s bigger.
>> Who’d have thunk that DiT actually reads my comments?
I do when I can… sometimes work gets going and if you get a couple hours behind here, forget about catchin up.
Besides, I always like a chance to link H2 on Gay Day.
>> Besides, I always like a chance to link H2 on Gay Day.
Hahahaha. I hadn’t even thought about that. Bastige.
Amateurs!!
H6 has been a blast!
And the joke threads are constant……and actuallly funny.
H6 has been a blast!
I find the H6 stale and boring. I mean the constant supply of bacon, hookers and blow just got old after a while.
“There’s a point?”
What point could this place actually have?
home improvement tips
farm pron
diet and exercise
gardening
smoking meat (shut your whore mouths)
people who do unspeakable things with latex and hoses
linking women with unspeakable fatness to oogle their boobs
kitten cams
puppy pictures
What could possibly be the point?
HA!
I didn’t even mention:
Politics
religion
humor
hahahahahahahahahah
H59: Come for the bacon-wrapped scallops, stay for Dead Tranny Hooker Tuesdays and Hunchback Pron.
WP is of course still banned on blogs H2 through H74. After THAT, though, whooo boy.
“H59: Come for the bacon-wrapped scallops,”
“WP is of course still banned on blogs H2 through H74. After THAT, though, whooo boy.
”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……….
**pops in from L673**
You pikers are still on the H series?
Losers.
“Ed Morrissey writes:
Grayson insisted that he ran the ad to defend women, but “women really loathe him,” pollster James Lee reports. Among female voters, Grayson has a 33/53 favorability rating, and Webster beats him by twelve points, 45/33.”
Grayson, I laugh in your face….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UGLY DOUCHE!
That freakstick is hideous and weird. I’m sure most women get a “creepy” vibe from him. Not to mention he’s an idiot.
X127 just has xbrad’s sheep pron collection on it. Don’t go there.
Ω 987345247 is up.
Standing in the security line at Logan on the way to the Big D!
Ummm, Mare. How could you forget weather?!
I really should call teh TSA at Logan and give them a heads up on you.
“How could you forget weather?!”
Good point.
H∞ is where it’s at, man…..
Dude, I was looking all over for the ASCII code for that….
You should do that, xbrad.
They’ll find me drinking a nice, frosty pint of brew right about now.
I wish I could go to Texas. Not for the meet up, just in general. Soembody find me a job making lots o’ cash in Texas, and me and da family will move there. I’m tired of California.
Sitting here in a restaurant at Logan listening to a couple of Canuck businesspeople at the next table talk about what a fuckup Obama is. Bwahahahaha.
Teh world is going to love us again!!!
2H is a site where everyone is nice, good looking, funny, and loves Obama.
“Teh world is going to love us again!!!”
hahahaahahahahaha……dummies.
Hey, Obama, reality is a bitch isn’t it? You thought you were going to play golf and some hoops and hope things would be cool and you’d have a legacy but now you’re really going to be known as the most “out of his league” president ever.
You, sir, are incompetent and everyone knows it.
Lord, I’m well and truly sick of this liberal dumbassery.
Reid
Pelosi
Obama
Grayson
Dodd
Frank
Those white female senators who say crazy crap.
Those black female senators who say crazy crap (RACIST!!)
That black senator who said an island was going to tip over (RACIST!!)
Mayor Bloomburg
Crist
The entire Obama administration..the entire administration
One of the weird things about Obama has been how much he ceded to Pelosi and Reid.
He knew he wanted a stimulus, so he said “Stimulus-GO!” and whatever monstrosity that Congress came up with was OK with him as long as it had the name “Stimulus Solutions!” attached to it.
Same with Healthcare. He waffled about on what he wanted in it. Whatever craptacular stuff Reid and Pelosi got through was OK. It didn’t matter if it was good for people or not. What mattered was Obama wanted to be able to say he signed “Healthcare Reform Solutions!” into law.
For the legacy, you know.
Who’s that idiot from MN who use to be a “comedian?”
Almost everyone in San Fransisco
Chris Matthews
When I start to think about them, the list is overwhelming.
Obama is the perfect illustration of buying your own BS.
Neutered, Mare. The lot of them. In January.
Political eunuchs.
*makes finger-scissors at you*
Xbrad Johnson is right!
Why, it’s almost like Obama didn’t have any prior leadership experience at all…
Al “I managed to rather brazenly steal an election” Franken.
Now, who’s the real idiot?
Let’s say someone we know, let’s call her “Care” goes to the gym and works off 435 calories in 45 minutes. Then comes home and eats 2000 calories in 30 minutes.
Who has the right to call someone an idiot?
Mare, are you doing SB?
Andy Johnson is speaking in authentic Baaahstahn gibberish.
No, I’m doing FA (fatass) right now.
Really, I think the SB is a great diet (lifestyle) but I don’t enjoy cooking. When I hear you guys describing what you eat on it, it sounds delicious, stuff I would love, but I just am not motivated enough to cook it.
Mare, I think, in the interest of giving you guidance and encouragement, you should send us pics of your fat ass.
Not that I’ve got a thing for a little cushion for the pushin’, no, no, nothing like that.
We’re here to help.
Eric Holder. Tim Kaine. Planet Jalapeno (Janet Nepalitano). David Axelrod. Rahmbo. Hillary. Jimmy Carter. Slick Willie. Charlie Rangel. Maxine Waters. Babs Boxer. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz. Fucking Kirsten Powers, Chrissy, Keith Olberdouche, Contessa Brewer. . . . Name a fucking likable liberal, and I’ll eat my shoe.
One of the weird things about Obama has been how much he ceded to Pelosi and Reid.
Another “weird” thing is the expansion of his exercise of regulatory authority, especially in the rule-making arena.
Name a fucking likable liberal, and I’ll eat my shoe.
Mike Castle!
Jazz – I agree. The number one job of a Repub House, after reigning in spending is tightening up the rule making authority in the regulatory agencies. . . or starving them!
Cook? Oh Hells no. You don’t have to if you don’t want to.
Every store makes those quick cheap rotisserie chix nowadays. Grab one of those and have it with a salad.
Some days I just throw a can of tuna over some canned red beans and cut-up tomatoes, drown it in oil, sprinkle on a little vinegar, and call that lunch.
You don’t have to structure it into a formal meal. Some hard boiled eggs, a pile of olives, nice piece of smoked mozzarella, some raw veggies- that’s good stuff, and healthy.
Been going mad on olives. I eat the really good greek and sicilian olives like a meat course. With cherry peppers and roasted garlics and fresh mozz balls.
NOM NOM NOM
Joe Lieberman is a pretty likeable liberal.
Mike Castle!
My shoe is still safe, which kind of bums me out, because I stepped in some freshly chewed bubble gum that’s looking mighty semi-appetizing.
Hey, Chief! Didn’t see you make an entrance.
Another “weird” thing is the expansion of his exercise of regulatory authority, especially in the rule-making arena.
Well, for decades, Congress hasn’t really passed laws so much as enabling legislation, which allows the executive agencies to enact the specific regulation to implement the purpose of the legislation. So what Obama is doing is more a matter of degree, rather than something entirely new.
But what is unusual is the repeated attempts of certain agencies to enact regulations outside specific legislation, even after being rebuffed by the courts.
Laura, I could do that. I really do know WHAT to eat. It’s the actual eating of the right stuff that I screw up.
Mare in the kitchen:
“Huh, who left this incredible spagetti sauce over three portions of spagetti in the fridge?…… Maybe I’ll just have a bite…….Uh oh, I accidently ate the whole thing. Crap,
I guess I’ll have salad for dinner.
Dinner time:
“Yes, mr mare, I’d love to go out to Pizza Hut for their buffet!”
Fin
Laura is eating balls!!!
Joe Lieberman is a pretty likeable liberal.
You’re probably a pretty easy guy to get along with, Dave. I am not. I find Lieberman to be detestable. I have an acquaintance who is effusive, funny, and entertaining to be around. He’s also a back-stabbing thief who will pick your pocket while looking you in the eye. I recognize what he is – a con man. Lieberman is what he is – a liberty stealing, salary-grabbing piece of shit liberal. Irrespective of his social skills, I don’t find him likable in the least.
I don’t always trust Lieberman to do the right thing. I think he THINKS he’s doing the right thing. I’m not that generous with most liberals.
I’m one of those who believes that the lefties know exactly what they are doing and how it will screw the country over. I think they’ve hated the US for years and now have an opportunity to implement all that crap they talked about in college. It doesn’t work, it’s proven not to work and yet they still want to do it. It’s beyond good intentions.
You can’t deny: “I’m in this race not just to hold an office, but to gather with you to transform a nation.”
Into what?
Perhaps I don’t understand the premise. When you say “liberals” do you mean “liberal politicians”, or just the broad spectrum of people who call themselves “liberal” or “progressive”?
Gawd. Ben Folds’ angsty, passive-aggressive commentary on the Palin coterie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZbUOCqdSuw
I fucking despise Levi, but Ben Folds is a scrotum-sniffing, freedom-hating liberal troglodyte.
Yeah, he’s likeable, but he’s lefty on everything except military matters.
I just got another form-letter auto-response from Lieberman’s office this morning. It barely qualified as an oblique reply.
In a nutshell, his office assured me that the Senator opposed the outcome of the Citizens United case and strongly supports the Disclose Act.
Why even bother talking to these people anymore.
Sigh.
Cleanse the palate with a little BT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zbpHSVCo8k
There’s one for you, MJ.
A history lessons – presented as a public service by Hostages Theater Group:
In 1872 the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat’s lower intestine.
In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine
out of the goat first.
Mare, if you read the SBD book you won’t want that pasta so badly. It tells you specifically what happens to your bloodwork, and it ain’t good.
Just look at it as another big ol’ pile of sugar. Might as well have a slice of cake.
Clint, I saw that in the ONT last night.
Good, XB. I just received it as an email.
When you say “liberals” do you mean “liberal politicians”, or just the broad spectrum of people who call themselves “liberal” or “progressive”?
mare will have to clarify, but I interpreted it to mean anyone who identifies as not conservative, Republican, or libertarian. I can’t “separate” political views from personality: Either you believe in enslaving me or you don’t. If you believe I should be enslaved to the government to support other Americans, you’re a piece of shit in my book. And there are a lot of self-identified and professional Republicans that fall into that category, too. It’s a black and white categorization for me.
AH, well then you’re right. I can’t show you a likeable liberal.
*Shakes Jazz upside down.
*Pockets all the change that falls out.
Sorry. The men in black helicopters are back-logged.
Why even bother talking to these people anymore.
You can’t. So don’t. Just beat their ass….because of ……….
If you believe I should be enslaved to the government to support other Americans, you’re a piece of shit in my book
It’s our way or their way. I prefer ours and I prefer beating their asses with gloat sauce on top.
Laura, because I’m working out (a lot now) I think I’ll naturally start focusing more on food. I know through experience I get the best results when I’m really aware of my food choices.
I think my host has the SB book. I’m going to reread it to reinforce what I already know are the right things to eat. I also end up buying lots of fitness/diet/food magazines to immerse myself in the lifestyle.
I don’t want to work out and then blow it by eating crap.
Thanks Jazz.
I have to learn more about this SBD thing. It seems pretty restrictive, but it would be much easier to run sans 10 lbs.
I’ve been working my hiney off since I got up from my morning nap and I still have not put a dent in the piles of shit to be done.
And I’ve got a daughter pissed at me, a husband pissed at me, and a pig pissed at me. All to do with the pig, but, tough titties.
I just ate a handful of low-sodium Fritos and dipped some mint Oreos in some rice milk.
Jewstin, why don’t you just take his shirt.
Sorry. The men in black helicopters are back-logged.
Hahahahah! They always seem to make their way over to me. I’m not very good at inconspicuous.
Some of the remixes of that song kick ass, MJ!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnzQIdoCKAk&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_164650
Lucky dude.
*whines*
Why can’t I have that kind of money luck?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_odd2_time_lottery_millionaire
Every “liberal” I know, lives the way I would expect one to make choices.
Think about John Kerry and his yacht. Has tons of money, expects exemptions for himself but not others.
And the not so well off ones I know love it when someone else foots the bill for their stupidy.
Think union people also: YOUR company owes ME a living.
I’m happy you know so many liberals (like Jazz said, anyone not a conservative) that takes care of their own, wants nothing from the government, doesn’t think the government makes better decisions than they do, supports a strong and expensive military without bitching about it and wants freedom for companies and commerce.
More for you, MJ: http://avatarone.com/
Okay, I’m back.
Here’s something else that makes me happy:
http://tinyurl.com/23l6f8a
Tomorrow at this time, I am in the air enroute to DFW.
Hotspur Heaven.
Nice.
How big is the boat, Spur?
Hotspur, how would you feel about adopting a 44 year old son.
I can haul a line and in a pinch, reef and furl.
Hostage sailing trip!
We can leave from my place in Clearwater. Please send the boat now.
Thirty four feet.
If you can hand, reef and steer, you’re welcome aboard. Oh, and bring rum.
Are there any hostages in Phoenix? I have to go there for a week in October.
You also have to be able to cook in a small galley. Me no like cook.
I can steer fairly well. I can cook, but only pretty plainly. Filling, but somewhat dull. But I promise not to molest Hotbride very often.
Hotspur my husband had a sailboat and It was nice and all but sailing is a lot of work. I just want to drink and relax, can I do that on your boat? Can we make MJ pull all the lines in, come about and coil ropes a certain way?
“It’s not far down to paradise,
At least it’s not for me. . .”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQeqmNbA2Hs
OK, I had a chuckle about the Segway guy dying on his Segway, but hadn’t realized he invented one of the most important tools of the War on Terror:
http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2010/09/29/segway-company-owner-saves-uncounted-lives/
**Tackles Mare, gives her the ‘flying Galena.’
BIW, I just read your deal on flu shots. Do you always get them?
Does anyone else have any comments or concerns on flu shots? I’ve never had them. Ever. I’ve never had the flu, ever (that I can remember). My husband gets them, my parents get them, but I’m not sure why I would.
Can we make MJ pull all the lines in, come about and coil ropes a certain way?
Yes, you and Hotbride can hang out on the foredeck. She likes to read up there.
Cudos on knowing that they are lines, not ropes.
MCPO, I love that song.
MJ, I like the “flying Galena” but it hurts my quads.
Hotspur, instead of rope I should have said bow line.
http://tinyurl.com/39kdrh3
Here’s us in little teeny tiny Pilot Cove on the northeast corner of Drummond Island. If you don’t know how to find it, you sail right past it. It holds one boat. Sometimes we bump the bottom a little on the way in depending on lake levels.
email, MJ
“Hotspur, instead of rope I should have said bow line.”
Pronounced, “Bo-lin”.
Got it. Thanks.
Spur, I grew up manning a friend’s parent’s 22 footer on Lake Huron.
Mare, I get them now because my Doctor bends my ear about them. He does not want me getting it.
Flu has never really been a problem for me. If I’m laid low by anything, it is usually pneumonia, or since I moved to WA, ear infections. Don’t ask me why.
“Sometimes we bump the bottom a little on the way in depending on lake levels.”
I’m sure you do, buddy.
“Don’t ask me why.”
okay, but now I’m going to wonder.
I have moderate scar tissue in my lungs due to a couple of bouts of pneumonia. My Bone-rattler insists that I get a flu shot. Hell, last year I got 2.
Inside Pilot Cove looking toward the entrance from Lake Huron.
http://tinyurl.com/2545t9b
I learned all by small boat handling skills on this:
I can tie a bowline in my sleep (used to could do it onehanded). And I’m just about the only lubber I know that knows how to properly tie off a line on a cleat.
I’m kind of thinking since I’ve shot my mouth off about not getting the flu, I’m due. But for some reason, I don’t want the shot (shots in no way bother me). Stubborn? My gut telling me it’s not necessary (for me)?
When the government gets involved it starts a whole new level of raised eyebrows for me. I’m not a conspiracy person but I think the government is good at getting things wrong.
>> I’m happy you know so many liberals (like Jazz said, anyone not a conservative) that takes care of their own, wants nothing from the government, doesn’t think the government makes better decisions than they do, supports a strong and expensive military without bitching about it and wants freedom for companies and commerce.
I’m sorry, were you talkin to me? I got tied up.
Crap! I knew it was one word.
Hotspur if that water was 80 degrees that really would be Heaven.
The ocean temp here is still 84. Very nice for swimming.
So, is this a homosexualist blog now?
And I’m just about the only lubber I know that knows how to properly tie off a line on a cleat.
Be proud of yourself. Most stinkboaters and a hell of a lot of sailors don’t.
What to do with the rest of the dockline? Oh hell, just wind it all around the cleat, that’s good enough.
Yeah, goodenough unless you have to cast off in an emergency. Good luck.
MCPO, is the fear that flu will develop into pneumonia?
I’ve been taking a carbonated nonsweetened water, like La Croix, and adding an Emergen C every day (flavored vitamin C powder). I had a little throat deal but never had the head cold that usually accompanies it. Do you think they could be related?
I’m also a big believer in the placebo effect. If I think it’s doing something, what the heck, let my mind work that over in my body.
Hotspur if that water was 80 degrees that really would be Heaven.
Mare, surface temps in the Great Lakes vary all over the place depending on which way the wind is blowing. But in July and August it is definitely swimmable – well, not Lake Superior, it never is.
High sixties is about it though.
‘. . . unless you have to cast off in an emergency.’
Isn’t that what the axe is for?
MJ are you on the Gulf?
Not IN llike Dave, ON?
I don’t like emergencies on boats. They give me a sinking feeling.
First time I stepped into Lake Michigan in July, I thought it was the Arctic sea.
“High sixties is about it though.”
That’s swimmable? Why don’t you just kill me.
That old T-Boat was a great place to learn seamanship, and a good bit of leadership. I worked the deck, the engine room, the pilothouse. I remember cruising for fun, towing for money (the Sea Scouts had to earn about $1500 just to fill the tanks back in the day of $1/gal diesel- and she burned 10gal/hr.), and even rescuing a Bayliner in distress.
The Bayliner was taking on water. We slung it on the boom on the starboard side, and then transferred all the fuel to the port side. Took a few hours to get to port at about 4kts. We did it for free, of course, but the owner was so happy, he bought us a full load of fuel by way of thanks.
I think it’s required someone step up and kill Jazz for that joke. We have a “reputation” to uphold.
So, is this a homosexualist blog now?
Which answer would offend you? Because that’s my answer.
I like to call the Great Lakes, the fake oceans.
Mare, I live in Clearwater on a peninsula called Feather Sound. Very quiet and peaceful, with tons of exotic birds.
MJ, sounds great, I’ll be there this summer, make room for four.
Lake Michigan would be fairly warm on the surface in August, with a thermocline at about 4 feet where it got colder than Mare’s shoulder after telling her she had a fat ass.
If you take one more wrap, one more turn, or one more hitch, I keel haul you.
http://www.videos.sailingcourse.com/cleat_hitch.htm
xbrad, why did you settle in CA?
“High sixties is about it though.”
That’s swimmable? Why don’t you just kill me.
In the days of yore, when I used to go outside and stuff, I found 60+ degree water to actually be very refreshing. You get used to it quickly, and it’s really quite enjoyable. Entering the water has to be quick, though – it’s REALLY bracing.
Mare, since my Doc decided that I’m diabetic, he insists on me believing that I have a compromised immune system. Its easier to to get the damn shot than it is to argue with him.
Lake Huron is ALWAYS cold…like Superior, it is the liquid ice/solid ice distinction.
Hotspur, I have to be honest, I’ve never called it a “docking platform” and would tend to scorn anyone who did.
Hey, Doucheface Windsor III, please secure the bowline to the docking platform.
xbrad, why did you settle in CA?
Mostly because all my family migrated here over the years.
Also, eight winters in the Chicago area.
Fresh water though, Mare. Fresh. Drinkable fresh if you are away from towns and river.
Lake Ontario is the only Great Lake that entirely freezes over in the winter.
Lake Huron and Lake Michigan, geologically speaking, are not separate lakes. They are a contiguous body of water that lacks the requisite land characteristics to divide it into geologically distinct and separate bodies of water.
Jazz, very rare, but Michigan does as well.
**tackles Mare**
**gives her “the springline”**
Oh, and lots of MILFs. For some reason my neighborhood is full of 40 year old hotties. Most of them don’t like Mrs MJ because she’s 29 and naturally perky.
It’s pronounced “mill-e-wah-que” which is Algonquin for “the good land.”
MJ, make room for 5.
“Drinkable fresh if you are away from towns and river.”
I’ve heard that Hotspur, my husband’s family had a “cabin” on some lake near Traverse City and they talked about how before too many people built homes you could actually take a cup and drink from the lake.
I’m assuming septic tanks and whatever spoiled that. Anyone know?
The acronym to remember all the Great Lakes is “HOMES” – Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Eerie, Superior
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aewgmUeHpuE
Jazz, very rare, but Michigan does as well.
Shit – I edited out “regularly.” You are right about Michigan – the last time was in 1979.
Of course, the best part of workin’ on an old T-Boat is that you need to use ether to start ’em.
I liked getting underway with a pretty good high going.
‘Anyone know?’
It was WALL STREET!!! They ruin everything.
So that show, Cougar Town is authentic. Xbrad, sell everything you have and head toward Clearwater.
MJ, we use to stay at the ALDEN every summer, often for the 4th. We’ve had some great times there. The girls love it. We thought it was neat when “schools” of rays would slowly move across the shoreline.
Mare – Not so much septic, but run-off of fertilizer, etc.
Jewstin always gets to the point.
I liked getting underway with a pretty good high going.
Ether – the godfather of rufies.
Had a good time with Catman – he is now tied up in the basement, and I’m looking for my stompy boots.
http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/blog/fourth_place_medal/post/India-will-use-monkey-security-force-for-Commonw?urn=oly-273374
Lake Huron and Lake Michigan, geologically speaking, are not separate lakes. They are a contiguous body of water that lacks the requisite land characteristics to divide it into geologically distinct and separate bodies of water.
This kind of shit is why no one likes you, jazz. 😉
Seriously, aside from the difference in attitudes of the shore residents, average depth, wave action, and changes in sandbars from year to year, you’re right, they aren’t separate at all.
Romy – You may need this as well: http://tinyurl.com/2bdk7uy
Mare, I’m too old for the Cougars and MILFs. Especially when they can get young buff guys in a place like Clearwater.
I look better in towns were you have to dress with a LOT of clothes.
Roamy, don’t forget this:
http://tinyurl.com/2d8n775
Well then, head to Anchorage.
You may wish to borrow this outfit as well: http://tinyurl.com/2ex8gry
I do better in bars when the lights are real low.
Roamy?
http://tinyurl.com/2ds5r9d
I do better in bars when the lights are real low and the wimmens are in a drunken stupor.
I do better in bars when the lights are real low and the wimmens are in a drunken stupor.
FTFM.
Ok, I’ll make room for everyone as long as Mare bunks with Mrs MJ and never asks about the cameras. They’re for security. I promise.
“Which answer would offend you?”
Any is fine with me Jazz, let er rip!
It’s all fun.
You may wish to borrow this outfit as well: http://tinyurl.com/2ex8gry
I like that one.
Poor guy, he’s got a four-hour trip back to GA. In the meantime, I can talk all kinds of smack about him.
**smacks XBrad with the riding crop**
Uni, where are you with regards to packing, moving, picking schools, etc..
Driving. later, y’all.
**smacks XBrad with the riding crop**
THANKYOUMISTRESSMAYIHAVEANOHTER?!?!
Mare, does this smell funny to you?
http://bit.ly/berlRx
That’s not what I meant, you goofy freak.
Mare,
We have a school, the company is paying for moving so we have two bids and are waiting for a third. I think my wife is trying to decide if we should let them pack or if we should pack. Not sure what she will decided.
We just received confirmation today on a rental house.
We visited every “good” school in the area and friggin hated the “best” one. It was like walking into a Berkley farmers market on acid. I hated it and couldn’t wait to get out. We did decide on an inner city school but it is very good and very normal.
I am heading out about two weeks early, the family is moving after the kids finish their quarter. I will work out and mountain bike for those two weeks.. It will probably be good for me to not have them around and just focus on the job.
xBrad, was the Gryphon built specifically as a training ship?
Changing planes in Newark. Asshole of the world.
THANKYOUMISTRESSMAYIHAVEANOHTER?!?!
Hahahahahaha!!!
You heard about the sadist and the masochist that got married? The masochist said, “Finally! Beat me, whip me, hurt me, make me beg, make me write bad checks, do anything you want to me!”
The sadist grinned and said, “No.”
I might have to change my avatar.
That’s from the THUNDERBAY RIDING ACADEMY which for some reason made me lauhg.
Ahh, laugh.
H/S, no. That pic was of the Whidbey. The Gryphon was her sistership. They are both Army surplus boats, part of a class of 84 steel hulled lighters.
http://tboatsusa.com/mainpages/historytboats.html
Good, tough boats. How tough? I accidentally closed the main seawater intake valve on the main engine one. Ran fine for about an hour. Got a little hot after that. Ran fine again after I opened the valve.
Sadly, the Sea Scouts in Oak Harbor ran out of people interested in participating, and couldn’t find a licensed master for her. Ended up having to sell her for about $35k. Too bad. She’s got a private owner now.
Uni, sounds pretty good. Packing is a Bee-och. Have the movers do it.
Mare is one of those passive-aggressive types. She acts like everything is okay to your face, then…
http://bit.ly/aRIddC
hahahahahahaahaha.. I’d like to meet those people who write captions for crap like that…..hahahahahaha
Mare, you’re commenting too fast.
Kindly slow down.
Kthxbai
My husband wishes I was passive-aggressive. He’s sick of my overt aggressiveness.
“Hey, mare, we don’t always need to hear your thoughts on a subject.”
132 Whitman got more documentation for employment for a maid than we got from Obama for his employment as President.
Posted by: polynikes at September 29, 2010 05:18 PM (m2CN7)
I guess that’s a polite way for Mr. Mare to say this:
http://tinyurl.com/27f8qfo
Not Every Thought Has To Be Expressed
from If guys wrote articles for chick magazines
My husband is so awesome he always says, “Mare just cares a lot about politics.”
hahahahahahaha….That’s why we’ve been together 23 years and going strong.
For the last two years (strange coincidence) he’s really stepped it up in the caring about politics deal. He really did make reservations for the Beck rally and would support any kind of candidate that has conservative bonafides.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fHxFS9PiYM
He, literally, just walked in the door from a trip. See you good folks later.
Mare – Let’s dance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m9ZP_tTtLc
MAre,
Yea, that’s what we will probably do, just leave it up to the movers.
But they better be gentle with my mountain bikes.
**tackles Roamy**
**gives her “The Delaware Destroyer”**
Are there any hostages in Phoenix? I have to go there for a week in October.
*jumps up and down, waving like a happy idiot*
Great HHD Roamy! you get TWO gold stars today!
Cynabuns!
Xbrad–I smell another Arizona Meetup in the works. If MJ’s here at the right time, maybe we could have a good bye Will send off as well
Cyn, Mrs. Peel will be in town next week just prior to my big move. Did you want to get together with us for a dinner or somesuch?
Cynabun!! How be you, beautimous girl?
MJ and Will–check you emails
Sounds like a plan. It’s a lot easier for me to get away for one night than 4 or 5 days like a trip to TX.
😀 Thank you, Cyn.
Catching up on the thread, MJ, I have family in Inverness. Not too far north of you.
Will – Getting nervous yet?
Cyn, shoot me an email with the details!
MCPO, I’m in good spirits but feeling as though I might be coming down with a sinus infection and/or bronchitis. Bad juju winds at the football game Saturday night with an ASU loss to boot.
HAHA! Will–I just sent you an email on this–Stay Out Of My Mind!!
Beasn, please make these for me.
Thanx.
http://is.gd/fB2SZ
Did you golf today Chief and if so, how much did you win? 🙂
Cyn – I could make you some homemade chicken soup?
Cyn – Yes I did. I won $3.
If it comes with a shot of whisky, I’ll take your soup in a New York minute!
Oh, and those cupcakes PA just linked!! Those will fix me right up too!
Guess you don’t need all this chocolate I’ve got just sitting around.
Mare, how’s the car shopping going?
http://tinyurl.com/2ezuo27
I wouldn’t say I’m quite nervous, but I am in a bit of a frantic state trying to get all the pieces in place and make the time to see people before I leave.
Heh:
http://tinyurl.com/2ezuo27
Will – I hate departing and love arriving. I grew up an Army brat, spent 30 years in the Navy and have owned 7 homes.
Best of luck on the move!
I’ll take chocolate anyday B-rad, and I’ll glady make you bacons.
Chocolate covered bacon? Mmmmmm.
Wow, we might actually get rain here today.
I’ve never moved across state lines. It feels like there’s so much more crap involved… Dammit! I still need to get a health certificate for the cat.
Chocolate covered Cyn, with a side of bacon!
http://tinyurl.com/2ffhwxg
So, who’s coming early to DFW? Andy gets in tonight, and BiW is on a plane tomorrow – are there any plans to get together before “THE” get-together? I drop the girl off at school in the a.m., and then I’m free until I have to pick her up in the afternoon, if anyone wants to do lunch or sumpin…..
Seems like a lot of trouble for a cat.
Gonna be a nasty day here tomorrow, 3-5 inches of rain and winds up to 60 MPH.
A perfect day to help a friend move.
XBrad – your 6:23 and 6:24 comments. Missing something?
Also, there is a red velvet cake here with my name on it, and I have to wait.
ScottW – I’m baking some rye bread tomorrow.
One thing Catman and I talked about was the increased security regarding trucks on I-20. Jittery about Atlanta / Hartsfield being a target.
Also talked about how Congress had adjourned? I’m wondering if I’m working after tomorrow.
Roamy, huh?
Yeah, I was wondering if there was any action on the CR front.
And where is mesa? I haven’t seen him in forever.
I just checked and he’s not on my couch….
too soon?
You should get flu shots, Mare, because it’s the sensible thing to do particularly as you age. Contrary to popular rumors/contentions, there is absolutely NO way they cause the flu because they are killed virus and they don’t prevent the flu … they boost your body’s immune system against the flu and thus help you fight off its symptoms and recover more quickly than you otherwise would have done.
XBrad, your tinyurl links for the two comments at 6:23 and 6:24 are the same.
No cake for your until tomorrow, Roamy.
*gives the evil “Mom Look” and a finger wag*
too soon?
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*snort*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh, OK, Roamy. No big deal. It wasn’t that funny.
Who is requiring a health certificate for the cat?
I thought bread was evil MCPO.
MCPO is channeling the spirit of PJM.
Scott – Organic whole wheat and rye are allowed, in moderation, in Phase II.
Does this link work? http://tinyurl.com/23r7k33
It’s my understanding from my vet-tech sister that if you’re stopped crossing state lines with an animal, they’ll ask for a vet-signed certificate of health. I really don’t feel like hassling with Johnny Law in the process of moving.
Nice beer.
Will, just overnight the cat.
Ask Scott for packing advice for it.
What a cute watch!!11!
Time to p/u boys from schrool. Ciao Cool Cats.
Will that sounds like overkill to me. The only (2) states that I know of that have agricultural stops at the border are California and Florida. I got stopped at the one in Florida with a dog, and they only asked me about plants and fruit.
I’m tellin’ ya, a little bubblewrap and some packing tape and Fluffy is on her way!
Crap. I thought I saved the pic on this computer.
As a get well present, one of my sister’s friends shipped her a plastic playground ball about 8 inches in diameter.
She just wrote the address on it with a Sharpie, and slapped some postage on it. The USPS delivered it no problem.
I just got a free mountain bike. It’s worth around 1500.00 because it is old and used, but it’s still a top shelf bike. A friend was giving it away.
I may strip it for parts, but I may not. It’s a very good bike.
Life is good.
It sounded a bit over the top to me as well. I may just save the money and chance it.
Will – I’ve moved pets. The only time I had any hassle was moving to England. All animals are quarantined for 6 months.
Will I think that may be required if it were being transported by a 3rd party. I am positive that Texas isn’t patrolling it’s borders keeping stray cats out.
You aren’t just looking for an excuse to call off the wedding, are you?
Millions of illegals streaming across the border every year and Will gets shit for bringing a cat in from Arizona. Now THAT would be funny as hell.
I love the feel of this song. I hate the pseudo-intellectual clap trap spouted in the lyrics.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDYGlDV4ldo
For some reason that song reminded me of Spyro Gyra
Listen to any jazz MCPO?
When I am cranky I play this turned up to 11, after 6 minutes and 10 seconds I am in a good mood.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGP2orZBxaQ
One little, two little, three little Indians …
When I’m in a bad mood, I watch Teenage Asian Anal Cumsluts.
For about 3 minutes.
Mare (if you’re still here) – Salad for dinner because I ate some chocolate chips as a snack earlier today.
JUST SAY NO TO THE BUFFET.
I stopped on Ryan Reynolds, was there anything else?
3 MINUTES? You’re good.
Tat’s, that’s good. You just stay there.
3 MINUTES? You’re good.
http://tinyurl.com/6xb66q
Where is everyone?
I hate you all.
Tat’s, that’s good. You just stay there.
Thanks. Mind if I go grab some choco/choco chip ice cream.
Scott – I love me some jazz, but I’m catholic in my musical tastes. Good music, whatever the genre, is good music.
Hey, Carin!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh6re_I__HQ
Tatts – I like your new avatard!
Hey, Carin!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07pLGIgyfjw
Ha, chief.
Oh, but xbrad knows how to push my buttons.
IN a good way.
Tatts – I like your new avatard!
Thanks MCPO.
I cherish your opinions.
Ok, listening to Parabola now.
Noooooo!!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/2g4jaex
Tat, I was gonna make a positive comment about your new avatar, but decided I didn’t want to be served a nice hot cup of STFU.
Tat, I was gonna make a positive comment about your new avatar, but decided I didn’t want to be served a nice hot cup of STFU.
I’m too lazy to heat the cup up, it was ice cold STFU.
But thank you.
I cherish your opinions.
Do I detect a sarcastic tone in that statement? By golly, I believe I do!
It sounded a bit over the top to me as well. I may just save the money and chance it.
Get your sis to write up something official looking on the office stationery.
MCPO, I would never dream of using sarcasm on such a distinguished, venerable person as yourself.
13 year old kid on bass http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZH2-rTp8Ug
. . . on such a distinguished, venerable person as yourself.
Now you are walking the line, Miss Cake!
I have a terrible cold.
This is the worst day of my life.
http://tinyurl.com/2c4av33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHF9itPLUo4
This line?
Wow that drive was long and those ropes were tight.. and the basement was dark… Someone (not XBrad), I need a Hug!..
For about 4 years I was the company physician for a moving company. I must have signed a couple hundred medical cards.
Yeah, uh, Catman, I don’t think there was any real risk of me hugging you.
It wasn’t MCPO’s Riding Crop it was this http://tinyurl.com/2etkbto
awwwwww I love tats new avatard
Howdy!
3 days of 15′ ceilings = achy achy legs
Hahahaha, catman, I didn’t hug you enough before you left?
For about 4 years I was the company physician for a moving company. I must have signed a couple hundred medical cards.
Scott, I like the cut of your jib!
(Knowing that we’re both happily married and I mean nothing sneaky or flirty by this statement and please laura don’t put me on “the list”)
Yeah well.. I was trying to sneak a couple in before you got back!
How was the Red Velvet? And the little hydrants?
Still haven’t had my cake yet, waiting for Mr. RFH and son to return from baseball practice. It may wait until tomorrow, depending on whether daughter goes to bed before they get home.
Can you have your cake and eat it too?
When this storm gets past us they are saying lows in the upper 60’s!
60’s in Florida in September? Globull warming!
No cakes!
The General (who flew F-16’s) (and F-101’s F-4, etc) told me a joke today
.
Why do they forbid men over 50 from flying the F-15?
.
.
.
.
2 pieces of tail that close together can kill a old man.
Hahahaha, Vmax!
Time to bake a pecan pie for Cathy. bbl
OK, folks. Dinner tonight will be grilled thick-cut pork chops, applesauce, green beans and some form of either potato or rice.
Gotta run fire up the grill. Try to behave. Or at least stay out of Federal Pound Me In The Ass Prison.
Can Romy send me some Pecan pie? I loves me some pecan pie!
http://tinyurl.com/6ltnnl
Pecan pie is good stuff. My cousin makes pecan tarts along those lines that are just awesome.
Leon Kilt it!
(Where is everybody?)
We had an all vegetarian day today. Dinner was baked zucchini, eggplant, mushrooms and tomatoes with garlic, tomato sauce, olive oil and some cheese.
‘Sup, hump day peoples?
I tried vegetarianism for a week. I was ready to kill someone by the end of it.
Leon – We only do it once a week.
Sean,
If I sent you a juicy story about a 40 something pervert and 15 something girls would you publish it? Involving 40 something throwing $100 bills at 15 yr olds and propositioning them?
No one here wants to touch it. Connections etc.
Including live video too.
My version of a vegetarian day now would be one where I fasted all day. That’s about the only way I’d go a day without meat.
Dick, I think so too. It sounded damn good to me. I bet agents are in Brazil right now looking for that kid.
DIT thought he needed to “work on it a little more” but I think he is just jealous of the non-spastic foot.
If I sent you a juicy story about a 40 something pervert and 15 something girls would you publish it? Involving 40 something throwing $100 bills at 15 yr olds and propositioning them?
No one here wants to touch it. Connections etc.
Including live video too.
I have a feeling that if I say yes, I’m going to end up in prison.
Cattle are vegetarians and provide me with all my vegetable needs.
Night Hostages… Good travel to all those going to TX!
I am surprised that Dick is the only one to comment on that video.
The rest of you suck.
Scott – You linked a video?!
yep.
Damn!
8:25 (and you all dont suck)
I’m on the ground in the Big D. Let the games begin!
Scott – Yes, I did watch the video, but I only endorse “Fair trade 13 y/o bassists”. That you would promote the exploitation of pubescent Brazilian boys is very, very disappointing.
Oops. Sockpuppet fail!
I blame Steve Jobs. And mare.
Andy – hoist one for me, woodja?
Blame Mare.
Will do, Chief.
When do you get here, Scott?
Friday, 4-ish is the plan.
I see where my cat has been sneaking in during the mornings.
If someone sees him tomorrow, tell him I said “hi.”
Oh, and quit shitting behind the safe couch.
Sea-Tac headline from next Monday:
“Local Attorney Missing and Presumed
deadBuried In Creepy Guy’s Crawlspace”“Boston Area Accountant Missing”
So Mare and Rich said they haven’t met any Hostages. Which Hostage has met the most? Wiser?
I’m at the Hilton DFW Lakes conv. ctr. in Grapevine for the next couple of days for the work part of the trip.
Imma send you my cellphone number. Give me a shout when you have teh lawyer.
Time to bake a pecan pie for Cathy. bbl
Ooh, ooh, ooh. I love that shit.
*Gives RFH the stink-eye*
Would it kill you to say you were baking it for me too?
Dinner tonight will be grilled thick-cut pork chops, applesauce, green beans and some form of either potato or rice.
I’m ready to divorce Cathy and marry you. We can live in Vermont. What do you say?
Tat, I was gonna make a positive comment about your new avatar, but decided I didn’t want to be served a nice hot cup of STFU.
I decided her new avatard sucks monkey balls, but held my peace in the interest of H2 comity, same result.
Andy, I will be there Friday evening. Check your email.
I almost met Rich once.
Michael, I appreciate the proposal. In fact, let’s look a little more closely into polygamy. I can’t see any good reason to dump Cathy.
**psst-Cathy, I’m pretty sure we can arrange a fatal accident for the Batbonehead**
Would it kill you to say you were baking it for me too?
I was going to say I was baking it for Dave.
Michael, I see where you were talking about your Northeast vacation last night.
I mentioned to Cathy that you really should consider the Oregon Coast some time. Fantastic, and a lot of great small towns to visit.
I almost met Rich once.
I’ll never forget meeting xBrad. We were cuddling in the dumpster behind a Payless shoe store. It was a very sweet and special experience.
I was going to say I was baking it for Dave.
That hurts. That just really hurts.
by “cuddling” Michael means he begged to suck my dick.
Eh heh heh heh.
Actually, Dick, I figured you’d wall ’em up in brick in some unsuspecting customer’s house.
by “cuddling” Michael means he begged to suck my dick.
Look, Brad, I didn’t wanna have to make an ISSUE out of how badly you wanted to take it in the rear, but now you have made our “special moment” a public matter.
Xbrad – A nice knee wall should suffice.
I’ve been across a couple of these, including the Capilano
http://travel.yahoo.com/p-interests-35868704
Shoot, I forgot to ask catman to either email the pics or send them to someone who knows how to post them. (Yes, I am an admin; no, I don’t know how not to screw up the passworded pages)
I mentioned to Cathy that you really should consider the Oregon Coast some time. Fantastic, and a lot of great small towns to visit.
Been there, and Washington. Aside from the coast, the volcanoes are fantastic on a clear day.
You should quit jerking each other off long enough for somebody to put up a new, non-ghey poat while I go grab a bite to eat and a beer.
We went to Mt. St. Helens when it was still just a totally wasted landscape. Looked like the wrath of God.
And by bite to eat and a beer, Andy means “hang out at a truck stop, blowing hobos for a buck a pop”
Two bucks. Inflation. brb
I think it was ’84 when I went to Mt. St. Helens. And it was a moonscape.
**waits patiently for one of the Hostagettes to bake for me**
I’ve been across a couple of these, including the Capilano
It wasn’t high, and it wasn’t windy, but the 20 miles of bridge through the Atchifalaya swamp drove me crazy.
Boom.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcvzkmyidKA&feature=related%5B/url
Don’t get me wrong. The high bridges bother me a LOT. In fact, I’m hoping that crossing the Mississippi farther north won’t be as traumatic.
I used to fish under the Chesapeake Bay Bridge.
Roamy, to answer your question from a few comments ago, you’re probably right that it’s wiser.
Could be the Chief though, between his Michigan and CT trips this year.
I crossed the Chesapeake Bay Bridge a bunch of times.
Michael, I found you the perfect X=mas present.
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/buzz-log-batmobile-replicas.html
>> The high bridges bother me a LOT.
Hmmm.. *ponders your route into Dallas.. *
I 30, correct?
Mesa, I got carpal tunnel syndrome just watching that.
High Bridges?
http://tinyurl.com/23c26qe
I 30, correct?
Yes.
It appears your route will take you through downtown Dallas instead of north and around on 635. That’s good, on a Friday afternoon actually.
You’ll avoid this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Five_Interchange
High bridges?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IWQAVWUyxc&feature=player_embedded
OK, boys and girls (and Dave), I’m out ’til tomorrow.
Heh, Dave. I was gonna warn her about that one.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Five_Interchange
Ack. (shudder)
The other bridge that bothered me was some awful high one in Houston. I was swearing a blue streak.
Dave – That’s just engineers jerking off.
Mrs. Andy would avoid that thing at all costs when we lived here.
HAHAHAHAHA, one of my college friends just sent me the Volga Boatmen Birthday song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coIv4gwXlIo
The top one goes from 635 W to 75N, she’d a been on the middle one I think.
That one’s only 65 feet up or so.
thank you for the warning.
Just don’t take the sign that says “Sherman, Denison”
Cause that’s the wrong way.
And it’s 120 feet in the air.
New poat.