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HHD 05-01-24

Good morning and welcome to yet another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
It helps to know there’s a band named “The 1975”.

Now for the hunks. This week’s theme is the Fall Guy reboot.

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May 1, 2024
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: 57 channels and nothing on . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 81 Comments

HHD 04-17-24

Let’s get the Easter egg in here, and then pick a song. Thought about this one, but decided to go with this after Lumps liked my comment earlier.

Now for the hunks.

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April 17, 2024
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: back to the old drawing board . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 84 Comments

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Let’s get started.
This was on a couple of eclipse playlists.

Now for the hunks. My usual HHD fodder let me down, the best one was a repeat of Tom Hiddleston.
Bart Johnson.

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April 10, 2024
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: home again . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 98 Comments

HHD 04-03-24

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Let’s get started.

**couple of attempts to upload gif**
Oh well, here’s a link to the above-the-fold model.
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April 3, 2024
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: seriously need coffee . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 92 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born December 13th, 1994 in Cheshire, UK. She stands 5′ 11″ and measures 34 – 23 – 37 and 125 lbs. Please welcome Miss Penelope Simpson AKA Penelope Elizabeth Lane / Penny Lane.

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March 29, 2024
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #indogyears, 90 seconds you'll never get back, amazing post, BBF, Beauty Personified, bewbs like DAMN!, Boobs, Easter Eggs, FUCK YOU ICE, Hot Diggity Dog, Huge Musical Breadth, is there such a thing as bad head, Knockers, meghan mccain fat, Muppet Porn & You, North American Goat Love Association, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, people make me sick, poop blog, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Sodium Chloride Fornication, starfish, Stetson, Stetson (for men), stupid fucking hippies, TITS, Totally Nude, unicorns, what the hell, With a tire iron, You Monkey Fuckers, Your dad likes this . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 85 Comments

HHD 03-27-24

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Let’s get started.
Inspired by the trailer video of “Road House” from yesterday’s poat.

Gone too soon.

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March 27, 2024
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: when they finally fix the potholes . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 101 Comments

HHD 03-20-24

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Let’s get started.
Totally stole this and one of the pics from a Mark Steyn song of the week post from a couple of weeks ago. I grew up with an 8-track tape of this, though without the flamenco guitar music.
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Now for the hunks. I have to put Tom below the fold, so here’s birthday boy Nick Hendrix.

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March 20, 2024
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: moar coffee . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 101 Comments

HHD 03-13-24

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Let’s get started.

Now for the hunks.
Henry Cavill in a new pose.

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