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HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Trying to get this done before the State of the Union address, so no commentary on that yet, though Chuck-you Schumer can get bent.
Let’s get started.

Now for the hunks.
New movie coming out soon? I can’t keep up any more.

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February 6, 2019
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, Stetson (for men), STFU, Where's Cyn?, Where's Thor?, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 140 Comments

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition on Hunky Hump Day.
I thought about posting “The Wall” in honor of President Trump’s speech but decided not to antagonize the anti-Pink Floyd people. How’s this.

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January 9, 2019
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, Stetson (for men), STFU, whatever, Where's Cyn?, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 140 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Brimborion Friday.

brimborion – A useless or worthless object.

Lyrics Link

I still push and I still shove
I’m still hard to love
I ain’t changed, I’m still the same wise-ass I always was
They say the day will come
I’ll be too tired to run
Yeah, you can’t stop what’s comin’:
I’ll run until the wheels fall off
Run until the wheels fall off

Your model for today was born February 3rd, 1977 in Long Beach, CA. She stands 5′ 10″, 36D-26-36 and 130 lbs. Please follow your dreams and welcome Miss Maitland Ward AKA Maitland Baxter.

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December 21, 2018
Categories: BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Dang. I mean...dang., pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Redhead Bonus Points, Rub meat, Sac and Fox, starfish, Stetson, Stetson (for men), those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, TITS, Totally Nude, Tube Steak Fever, Where's Cyn? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 139 Comments

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I found a new source of HHD fodder, so I am a happy camper. Let’s get started.
The song is a repeat, but it’s been a while.

Now for the hunks.

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November 28, 2018
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Say "What" Again, Space pens, Stetson (for men), STFU, Where's Cyn?, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 132 Comments

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to the pre-Thanksgiving edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.

I had forgotten Daryl Hannah and Jackson Browne were an item. Too bad about Clarence.
Now for the hunks.
Fake redhead for Carin.

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November 21, 2018
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Say "What" Again, Space pens, Stetson (for men), STFU, Sure Why Not, Where's Cyn?, Your mom likes this, Your mom sends her love . Tags: boofcake; yes theres pie . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 94 Comments

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I had to laugh at Taco Bell being named the #1 Mexican restaurant. There’s a joke about being able to navigate through Huntspatch solely by locations of Taco Bells. But I digress.
Usually the song of the day is easy and finding proper HHD fodder is hard. The reverse is true today for some reason. I finally settled on this excerpt rather than the whole song. 9/11 always makes me think of “The Rising” album. “Lonesome Day” got me through a lot of bad days; it’s a shame that The Boss is such a leftist shit now. Still, a classic tune.

Now for the hunks.

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September 12, 2018
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Marez-ee-dotes, Say "What" Again, Space pens, Stetson (for men), STFU, Sure Why Not, Where's Cyn?, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 90 Comments

BBF

Hello two for ones, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was floated by Jimbro, she is a talented pianist and composer, born July 3rd, 1985 in Tashkent, Uzbekistan. Please slow your roll and say hello to Miss Lola Astanova!

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May 4, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, ann coulter, BBF, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, Boobs, Chicks dig a nice tool, cool tunes, Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Ed Balls, Electrical, ember shoes, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, Glitter Shit, Good Stupid, Hambone, Hanks, Headless Whoresman, High and tight, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, is there such a thing as bad bud? better axe the muppet, is there such a thing as bad head, It must be true!, just another jimbroglio, Knockers, Lactation, Moist, monkey love, Nice Melons, oprah's big booty band, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Pompadour, POON!, QWERTY, racist, rape culture, Really, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suck It., Summaries, those are some big boobs, TITS, Where's MJ?, You're a TOTAL douche . Tags: Classical Pianist . Author: Pupster . Comments: 107 Comments

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
The news about a 737 made me think about this song.

In the hunky folder for today are:

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