Have you ever realized what an odd name “Crayola Crayons” is? It’s close to “Klingola Klingons. Wanna see what too much time on your hands looks like?
No BiW, you aren’t supposed to shove those up your ass even though you used them to highlight your Ranken Law School textbooks.
Do you remember the kids that brought those huge crayons to class…the ones with the smooth edge so they wouldn’t roll off the desk? I’m pretty sure those kids ended up joining band, playing saxophone and getting their ass kicked a lot.
P. Diddy says bring tey funny or die. And don’t be racist, cranky…
August 9, 2008
Categories: Adults In Diapers, Blue Man Group, Chubs, booze, ghey, man-lesbians, mesadick, purple haze, unicorns . . Author: Rosetta
323 Comments
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Shit brindle brown
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Masochistic mauve
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Buffalo Bill Blue*
*Silence of the Lambs reference
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Time o’ the month — http://www.fresh99.com/funny-crayon-colors.htm
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Egregious Ecru
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Baby Edwards Black(mail)
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burnt flesh brown
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Silence of the Lambs reference
Hey MCPO, I don’t remember when you started hanging out here but here is a fun Silence of the Lambs inspired song that I posted a few months ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ToNZHG5KHw
Fun.
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Chicom Chalk Outline
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Rosetta – Good song. . . just the right note of total creepiness.
Racist Rose
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Karmic Kumquat
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Stink ‘N Pink
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Motherless Maroon
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road rash red
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tummy tuck drain bag pink
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HELLO!!!
*echo HELLO!!!*
Dammit….alone again.
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now new swirl colors
ingrown toenail pink and white
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6RqcEuxY_Q
the only good alone again song…………….ever -
Spilt Milk Earns You The Belt Again Black & Blue Swirl Crayola Crayon™
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Mt. Everest Gangreen
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Brewfan is disqualified for failure to give a color on his comments
FAIL Fawn
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Harvard-educated Henna
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Yale failure Yellow
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Mule Skinner Blue(s)
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When you went off on Laura Ingraham for her ridiculing Favre, that was fucking hilarious.
With all that has gone on recently there are times I’ve thought to myself, “Laura was right”. But then the acid flashback subsided and I realized she was still a stupid beyotch.
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How many touchdowns has Laura Ingraham thrown?!?
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Barry White
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Blue Oyster Cult Blue
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Barry White
rosetta ricky retardo red
check my comment @ 9:06
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Sofa King Wee Todd Red
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Uppity Orange
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Arrogant Aubergine
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Tehnicolor Yawn
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Projectile Vomit
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Nair Accident
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I Only See Shades of Grey, I’m Not Racist Black & White Swirl Crayola Crayon™
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Pregnancy test blue
HAHAHAHAHAHA
*cough
er, um
what?
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Used Toilet Paper
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Violent Man-Lesbian Violet
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Gonorrhea Green
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Cranky Cream
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chlamydia rash red
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Tanning Bed Malfunction
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Facial Gutter Grime
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Daddy’s Fingers Rose
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Orchard Placenta (A limited edition color in honor of Mathew McConeghey)
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Keep on Living Lavender
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baby shit brown
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French Tickler Pink
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Deep ocean blue
Pacific ocean blue
red grouper at 80′ red
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Where is everyone?
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I am here, Oh Whacked-out looking Alien Presence.
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I am here too wondering where everyone is too
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Ass Fault grey
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cranky crepe?
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Cranky Cream? I haven’t done anything inappropriate for several hours. At least.
I think.
Doesn’t that make it Lumpy Cranky Cream?
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“Real” Redhead
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“Breaking” Burgundy
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What? DO I have to promise to be nice to Rosetta to get him to come back and play some more?
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Grass Stained Knees
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Hahaha Xbrad!
BIW,
Redhead’s are my weakness!Colline McDermott Red
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That sweet sweet Irish red.
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“Carpets match the drapes” Blond.
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Gutter Grime Face
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Two Week Drunk
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FAIL!!!!!!!!141!!
Heh, I almost choked on my cheetos.
Hostages and minions are getting too good at this kind of thing, I’m laughing my ass off.
Ace o’ Spades and IB need to pay us royalties for stealing their schtick and making it much more teh funny.
Except for Brewfan.
Oh, and wiserbud.
Has Wiser actually posted anything in the last six months?
And yes, I’m picking on him while he can’t defend himself — he can’t delete it this way.
*all in fun, no one get their knickers in a bunch.
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The Turkish language is very interesting, and very different. It shares many similarities with Mongolian (mong’ghol khel).
Turkic and Mong’ghol languages exist in a swathe from Mongolia in the east to Turkey in the west, showing not only the path, as it were, of the Mong’ghol hordes but also that many of these peoples are foreigners. So, for example, the Mong’ghols displaced the original inhabitants of Anatolia, replacing them with what would later become Turkic peoples.
I appreciated your insight into Turks, cranky.
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Beauregard, Violet
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French Canadian Yellow
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Thread killer Creme
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Troll Torquoise
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Liberal Lavender
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Multicultural Magenta
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Tanning Bed Malfunction
Hahahahahaha.
MCPO, you were EN FUEGO last night!!! Funny as shit.
C3PO was funni last night, but direct the credit where credit is due, man-lesbian.
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Pearl Necklace
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Pin-up Stimulation
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Jew Jade
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Motorcycle Crash
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Stomach Pump
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Waterlogged Visqueen-Wrapped Cadaver
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Rattlesnake Venom
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Crack whore Gray
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Special Reservoir Dogs Subset: Mr. Pink, Mr. White, Mr. Brown, Mr. Black…
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Does the Ron Burgundy talk? “Stay classy, Hostages”
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Raw Foreskin
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Bushbaby Black
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Union layabout Lavender
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PJ’s Smeared Mascara Chocolate Brown
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PattyAnn’s Torn Pantyhose Tan
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Ass-fault Black
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NiceDeb’s Crescent Moon White
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Mime
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Did a birthday post get missed?
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Mime After the Retarded Policeman Beats Him Down
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WP Foil
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yeah, it looks like steve’s b-day was missed
happy birthday, steve in hb
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Yeah, now Rosetta will have to buy him ahooker or something to make up for it.
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Post Birthday Hangover Puce
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This Crayon Story seems appropriate:
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PattyAnn is a gardens and hoes kind of lady.
fixed
What?
She has a green thumb.
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This is what happens when you play this game while sober:
Bob is wiser.
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BiW – Major Humor Fail Brick
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PattyAnn’s Torn Panties Purple
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Rosetta’s Lesbian Lipstick Lilac
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Xbradtc’s Army Grunt Green
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Color Me Disappointed Crayola Collection™
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Flaming Retard Red
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Put A Shirt On Your Kid Yellow
HAHAHAHAHA
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bastard -
From the Color Me Disappointed Collection™
He Stood Me Up Blues
He Stood Me Up Again Crimson Red Blush
He’s Out With Another Girl Green Eyed Monster
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Vagina: It’s Not A Clown Car Pink
I am sooo sick of people saying that! The vagina is TOO a clown car!!!!1!!!!!!!
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Isaac Hayes Dancing with Zenu Blue
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Isaac Hayes Chocolate Salty Balls Brown
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Monica Lewinsky Dress Blue
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Put an Extra Stitch in for the Husband Red
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Put an Extra Stitch in for the Husband Red
HAHAHAHA!
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Old Woman in the Shoe Cordovan
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Air Force Medic Sky Blue Pink
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Bitter Brown
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Prostate Problem Piss Pink
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Me Thinks You Protest Too Much Purple
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You are correct. I decided to come out on a thread about Crayons.
You are correct. I decided to come out on a thread about Crayons Orange
fixed that for you
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Out of the Closet Green
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Corona Lime
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I got 24 of them. Can’t drink them all myself, I’d be glad to get you one.
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School starts on the 25th. I’m taking a little more than a full load and I’m scared.
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Liver Failure Yellow
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Just remember your crayons and play nice with the other kids, PJ, especially if they call you old. A better grade is the best revenge. You’ll do fine.
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I’m taking a little more than a full load…
More?
Yeah, I’d be scared, too. What, like 5 courses?
Why so much?
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I need to get moving on things in my life bart. I’m reminded of this daily.
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. A better grade is the best revenge
I get quite a bite of pleasure from screwing up the curve for everyone and I eat paste.
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Hope & Change
(it’s al the colors mixed together to form a happy, peaceful, tolerant, and diverse crayon)
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(it’s al the colors mixed together to form a happy, peaceful, tolerant, and diverse crayon)
Let me guess. It looks really unremarkable on paper, just like most socialist regimes do in real life?
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it’s al the colors mixed together
does that make the color black?
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Flaming Homo Orange
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Squished Road Worker Red
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Drug Test Failure Purple
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Violated Sphincter Brown, with Spotty Red Flakes
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Cucka
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Roundchick
(only available in the jumbo-sized crayon boxes)
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beat-a-joke-to-death-bart brown
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mesa blue
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Oh, if we are going for scented…
Last thing cooked in the microwave (The crayon world’s answer to mirage paint)
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Sweat-drenched formunda white (it stinks and its glossy)
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The Prison Edition has Pink Sock Pink (with a free donkey punch for every use)
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Enema
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Pajama Momma “taking a little more than a full load and I’m scared” Brown Scented Candles(insert trademark thing here).
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wow thats actually pretty awesome, I might try someday, I get bored alot
-HOTAA
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