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BBBF

I am your humble guest poater stepping in for the talented and very busy Pup S. Ter who, if he isn’t working his hindquarters off, is usually chewing a shoe or digging a hole out back in the yard. Today happens to be my birthday and I figured it would be a great day to post on two of my favorite topics. So here we are.

Music video or underwear commercial? You decide

PANEM ET CIRCENSES

Rubber Biscuit

I first heard this from The Blues Brothers and didn’t know it was a cover of an earlier song done by The Chips. I have a feeling more and more people are enjoying a rubber biscuit for dinner.

BBF: Temp Worker Edition

Pupster is off on some secret squirrel spy mission and asked if I could do a fill in BBF. Considering I had a minor in Boobology as an undergrab, I jumped at the opportunity. Then it hit me like Mare at a buffet line…what if I couldn’t find a rack that was up to the task? Then I drew a calm and relaxing breath and realized, having been nursed on Rosetta and MJ‘s efforts as a young Hostage, any boob in a storm will do.

 

First a musical interlude that I wrote when I was on tour with Neil Sedaka.

 

Santa’s Coming!

This picture is a Kingfisher and it has nothing to do with Christmas. It was taken by a wildlife photographer named Alan McFadyen in Scotland. It took him years to nail the shot he wanted.

Wire in the Hills

Welcome to The Art Wire.

Today, yet another German Expressionist.  What can I say? I like German Expressionism.

Ernst Barlach.  b. 1870 Rostock d. 1938.

Like other German artists featured here, Barlach was a German infantry man in WWI.  His experiences in that war naturally influenced his work for the rest of his life.

 

In addition to his sculpture, Barlach created exceptional woodcuts.  See many of them here.

http://tinyurl.com/ovxdhpr

 

One of my very favorite artists,

New Master, Ernst Barlach.

Thank you for viewing,

 

Have a wonderful day.

 

 

Elf on a Shelf

Tis the season. Enjoy!

 

большие сиськи пятница

Hello extremists, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.  After an exhaustive and violent selection process…I have emerged victorious as your host for today’s post of greatness.

You musical selection for today jives with today’s model selection, mostly just because some think a subtle theme is necessary to justify their genius.

Despite Leon’s encouragement, I’ve not made much progress on my diet this week, but I think I’m going to mix in some light cardio and see how it goes.

Your model for today was born in Moscow on March 1st, 1980.  She is a former ice dancer and figure skater, now an actress, singer, and TV personality.  She stands 5’10”, weighs 123 lbs, and measures 38-24-36.

Please stop obstructing progressivism long enough to welcome Anna Semenovich!

Big Boob Friday

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday. I am your host, a simple dog of leisure with a nose for gifs.

I had a different model picked out for today, but a little googling revealed that some short jackass from Florida had already featured her in 2011.  So, I’m still sprinkling in some of her gifs because that’s how I roll.

Your musical selection of the day is a country song, which I find soothing.

The model for today was born on October 6th, 1991 in Jelgava, Latvia.  She towers over Leon at 5’6″ and measures out at 32F-24-37.  She doesn’t have any gifs, but please don’t hold that against her.  Stop nibbling o-rings and welcome Sabine Jemeljanova!